Disclaimer: I own nothing. This was a piece written for a friend after she found an image made by the creators of Hayate The Combat Butler and Negima where these two were sharing a milkshake..
Sip.
Siiiiiiip.
Hayate was growing nervous. It wasn't really that he was sharing a milkshake with someone, after all it was a normal thing to do in a situation such as his. No, he was getting nervous because of the smile on Asuna's face, and the way she kept inching closer after he'd inch backwards, away from her encroaching closeness.
Okay, so perhaps he really had no reason to be scootching, it made it awfully annoying trying to drink this milkshake with her.
But that smile..
It really was unnerving. The redheaded girl was plotting something. Something devious, Something-
Hayate hit the edge of the seat, falling to the ground in a disheveled lump.
Asuna followed soon after him.
And the milkshake never did get finished.