A/N: I was hit with sudden inspiration... sorry?

(This takes place in the Green Brother universe)

Accident

Chapter 1 – The Restroom

"Now that-that's out of the way-"

"Guah..."

All heads turned towards the sound of a dying... well, it was such a strange noise that one couldn't quite pin what animal it would come from. The best fit it would have would probably be a 'Dieing Neptune'.

Vert let her professional visage fall as she stopped her 'presentation' of the newest idea she'd had, something along the lines of selling more adult items, Neptune wasn't really paying attention, to give Neptune a pointed look.

"Are you really that bored?" Her exasperation shown threw her voice as she nearly scolded the girl. It honestly felt like she was dealing with her younger sibling... her female, much-younger-and-less-behaved-then-Naruto-sibling.

...Quite the situation if she could say so herself. Naruto wasn't always out of line and he did tend to do whatever she asked with little-to-no complaints.

Then again, he did take off on them after she's specifically told him not to a few months ago with that strange man. Abet, he did come back with his Next Form and laid waist to Shiro with minimal effort, so it all worked out in the end.

He still got yelled at for it though. By... just about everybody save Neptune and Blanc. Neptune because she wasn't quite as close to the boy as her own sister, and Blanc because the blonde haired goddess was just socially shy like that.

Back to the point though!

Neptune let out a strange sound as she lowered her eyes from the ceiling to the blonde bombshell before her. "N-no! I just... Yes. Yes I am that bored. I mean! What's the point in all of this?" The girl pointed to the nearly naked model that was up on the projection screen. To her, it honestly made very little sence.

Vert, probably having some outrageious and somehow logically sound explanation, began to ramble off . But with practiced ease –or just shear stupidity– Neptune managed to tune it all out and pick up absolutely nothing from it.

What she did pick up. Was the need to use the bathroom.

Politely waiting until Vert was done, because god knew Vert would have her behind on a platter and mounted on her wall if she interrupted her 'important and non-sexually driven persuasion', Neptune calmly asked to be excused to the bathroom... in her own, very happy-go-lucky way.

Vert, seeing that she wasn't going to get anywhere, nodded and waved the girl off in the direction it was located in with closed eyes. She would just continue on her own.

But, Vert failed to stop the girl anyway. Despite the size of the Basilicom, there was only one bathroom between the current room they were in, and Naruto's room.

Naruto.

Who happened to say he was going to take a shower not long ago, and to call if he was needed. He also, didn't know that the other goddesses were here.

Vert paused in the middle of a sentence, and turned her somewhat confused face towards the redfaced goddess before her. She blinked a few times, before she looked in the direction Neptune had left in just a few seconds prior.

"...Oh my..."

.::Bathroom Entrence::.

Neptune, having asked for directions nearly twenty times and being assured that this bathroom was down the straight hallway and clearly marked 'BATHROOM', finally found the entrance. But, none of those she'd asked, had known that said bathroom was already occupied.

And boy was she shocked. Just a few seconds ago, she was about to open the door and waltz in, ready for the sweet, sweet relief. Only for the door knob to turn on it's own. And the door to start moving. Neptune, being who she was, was about to scream out something about a ghost, but instead of the usual cold air that signaled the presence of the undead spirits, she was, instead, blasted with heat.

The heat and steam, stopped her voice in her throat and forced her to back away while shielding her face. The shock of the heat all of a sudden made her skin burn a bit, and she could feel the water already condensing on her face as the cold air once more rushed back over it.

"Neptune...?"

The ghost was speaking to her no-no. She'd already gone over the possibility of a ghost and eliminated it. So who was...?

Opening her eyes, she recognized his face before she found the rest of him. Naruto, Vert's younger brother, and the only male CPU Candidate. Quite famous, he was, for being just that, as well as his fan club following.

About to voice her complaint about the heat and quickly move into the bathroom for the urge was getting stronger, she noticed his state of dress.

Or lack thereof.

Thankfully, –or, 'unfortunately', depending on who you spoke too– his lower half was covered up by a white towel. His top half though, was completely visible.

His blond hair was still damn, and matted down. It was spike, and stood on end like a certain transformed alien on an old television show, but after his shower, it had dropped and becomes at-least somewhat tamed. It covered his forehead and part of the back of his neck.

His upper half, usually covered by his red undershirt and black jacket-coat-thingy, was bare to the world, and Neptune's feminine eyes, which took their time slowly looking over the muscles that rippled across it. Years of physical training, and most likely the recent training he'd gone under before his fight with Shiro, had created the near statue-like appearance before her. Water cascading down his body, yet to be lapped up by the towels he had.

And Neptune, actually being eons old despite her appearance, was subconsciously loving it. This was probably the closest she'd ever been to being turned on in her entire life...

That was, until she spied one single drop of water that had yet to be dried by the towel around his neck. She watched it slowly trail downwards, starting from his collarbone, moving down and over the right side of his chest, getting caught in some microscopic pathway and sliding between his abs, which, while not six-packs as she'd once heard them called in one of Nepgear's magazines, certainly were defined. The droplet of water kept going though. Neptune's eyes followed it, ignoring his calls to get her attention.

When the droplet vanished under the towel wrapped around his waste, she swallowed hard, her mind wandering towards less... T-rated thoughts as sweat dripped down her own face. Coming back to her senses when Naruto poked her shoulder, she felt uncomfortably hot under her clothes.

Stammering and unable to form sentences, hell, unable to form a word, she darted past the boy with a loud apology, and slammed the door shut behind her.

The residual heat in the room didn't help her already hot body as she panted. She wasn't sure why she was panting, because she hadn't exerted that much energy, but she certainly felt very hot, in a few places on her body. Her heart was beating a mile a minute. She could actually feel it beating in her fingertips it was so powerful.

In the hot bathroom. After just getting a glimpse of her best friend's younger sibling half-naked and fresh out of the shower, she came to a simple realization.

Naruto was extremely good looking.

And Neptune, on some instinctual, subconscious level...

Wanted him now.

.::End::.

A/n: I may continue this... I'm not entirely sure. I was just hit with inspiration from listening to one of the soundtracks that came with the Neptunia Re;birth games. I myself didn't get it, but I did find it on youtube with some translations. Beacuse... unfortunately, I have not gotten very far with Rossetta Stone and the Japanese Language that it teaches...

Anyway, this was just a little spit of an idea. I may continue... I may not? Depends on what I come up with.

A lot of people have been asking me to updage Green Brother and He Who Rests, and the best I can say is, I'll try my hardest, but I usually don't write unless I'm hit with inspiration... like this.

Until next time,

Narora