Emotions
Genre: Parody/Romance
Characters: Cyborg Noodle, Noodle, 2D
Information: A friend of mine in a Gorillaz skype group were discussing bad fanfiction featuring 2D and Cyborg Noodle, and I had found one where Cyborg had done the dirty with him. So I began doing the worst thing in existence. You're welcome, nerds.
2D awoke with a sweat, the whale outside his bedroom waking him with a loud whine. He sighed, wiping his forehead before taking a few of his pain killers. He blinked, glancing around the room for a moment. He still just was not used to Plastic Beach for some reason, his anxiety off the charts constantly. With Murdoc's frequent outbursts, who wouldn't have terrible anxiety?
Suddenly, a knock came from the door. He groaned a bit, the knock vibrating off of the walls and hurting his head a bit.
"Sod off, Murdoc." He hissed, swinging his legs over the bed.
"2D-san, it's me. May I please speak with you?" She said, her slight-robo tone voice sounding concerned.
"..Com'in." He said, flopping back onto his bed for a moment.
She entered quietly, closing the door behind her. He sat up a bit, first noting that her face looked pained. Confused. Scared? He doubted that last one.
"2D-san, there is something very important I need to speak to you about."
"Wot is it, luv?" He said, tilting his head to the side.
She took a seat next to him on his bed, a quiet "sigh" leaving her lips.
"2D-san, do you ever just.. feel so close to someone, but you know you should not feel that way towards them?" She said.
"..Should I be concerned or somefing?" He furrowed his brows.
"...2D-san." She whispered, turning to him, her face oh-so-dangerously close to his.
"...Do you feel that 'bout me?" He whispered quietly.
She did not speak for a moment, hesitant before getting even more dangerously close to his lips.
"..Cyborg?" He questioned.
Dull silence filled the air for a moment.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..SIKE, THAT'S THE WROOOONG EMOTION, 2D-SAN!" She yelled, leaning back a bit.
From behind a box, the real Noodle appeared, screaming "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" loudly before going fucking ape shit with Cyborg Noodle.
2D zoned out for a moment, before furrowing his brows again.
"...What the fuck."