BM: Hello there. You have stumbled across a peculiar story at the very least. If you know Star Wars you will recognize the lines.
Krace: She's lost it with this one.
Warnings: OOC, hilarity, bad paraphrase from Star Wars, slash in the future if people think this is any good
Disclaimer: I only own the idea of this story not the characters.
Chapter 1 (possibly the only chapter)
On the stroke of midnight October 31st, Harry Potter and Severus Snape stand in front of Veil in the Department of Mysteries. Three strangely dressed figures step out of the veil. The second tallest dressed in a gold costume resembling that of Darth Vader's speaks, "Harry, I am your father!" The figure next to him dressed in a blue version of Darth's suit says, "Harry, I am your mother!" The last figure, dressed in a red version of the suit, says, "Harry, I'm your Godfather!"
Harry's jaw drops and eyes widen. "Noooooo!" Harry yells. Professor Snape, completely freaked out and confused says, "I do not know them. They are not my most hated rivals. They are not the Potter and Black crew."
The three remove their helmets and reveal James Potter, Lilly Potter and the one and only Sirius Black. Harry tackles James arms wide, grabbing Sirius and Lilly causing all four to fall to the ground. Severus musters up his most sinister glare and directs it at the four. His glare falters when Harry, who has been training under Snape for the last six months, sends him the same legendary Snape glare.
Silence envelops the room and the once dead three look back and forth between the Boy-who-wouldn't-die and the traitorous spy ex-Death Eater for the light.
BM: Please review. Any flames received will be used to keep Sev's potions boiling.