Once upon a time, there lived a retarded girl named Ari. Ari will not give out her real name, for fear of le stalkers. However, she will be giving out the real names of her friends, because she's cool like that, and because they do not fear le stalkers. This is what happens when acid and alcohol mix in the body and mind of a fourteen year old girl. Ari and her friends will meet various anime characters, none of which she owns (they are simply chained up in the basement of her head.) My apologies if some of you don't know all the concepts here, not everyone is as obsessive over anime...~ Without further ado, welcome to my head, and enjoy the craic~ (Crack?) And beware of random author's notes of DOOM

"I'm bored" Ari said, flicking through TV channels mindlessly. Suddenly, a commercial popped up.

ARE YOU BORED? WANNA DO SOMETHING FUN? HOW 'BOUT FREE TICKETS TO TOKYO? JUST CALL 1-800-555-5555

Needless to say, Ari's jaw was on the floor by then, as she picked it up with her crappy little cell phone in hand. She dialed the number rapid-fire, annnd... waited on hold for AN HOUR. Finally...

"Yes I would like two tickets to Tokyo…yes I would like those free…no I would not like to sit in the cabin. Preferably the wing…oh I can't do that? Well then the cabin should do fine. Can we also reserve the toilet?...No, what do you mean NO? Do we have to share the toilet with those lower class fools…who are you calling an idiot?...Yes I still want to fly. Can I fly the plane…no. Okay then…I don't want to sit in third class…Not second class either…First class will do. Wait do I have to pay for that?...It's still free…Very well see you then." She hung up the phone looking rather pleased. Immediately, she dialed four numbers: Meagan and Cassie with her in Minnesota, Jake in Nebraska, and Kaisha in Canada.

After four phone-calls full of girlish screaming and giggling (yes, from Jake, as well) the plans were made. Cassie, Meagan and I would fly to Tokyo on one plane, Kaisha and Jake in two others, and we would meet up there.

"When are we going?" four voices questioned her.

Tonight, ma cheres. (Cassie wondered if she had said 'cherries'. She didn't by the way.) Let us go forth and pack... OUR COSPLAY~" she said in a posh French accent. Mom poked her head in the doorway. "What are you doing, Leah-?"

"Ari!" the girl corrected hotly. "And hello to you, dear mother. To answer your inquiry, I am traveling to Tokyo with some dear acquaintances of mine."

"That's nice. Now quit acting smart, it isn't working, you know. Hurry up with the story. People want to see anime chara-" she was immediately shushed with a worried glare from Ari. "Shhh! Don't break the fourth wall, man! Don't do it!" She looked around again, feeling paranoid. Mom snorted. "You're already going to be doing that a lot, I can if I want to-"

"SHHH!" With that, her mom was pushed out of the room...

Just as Meagan appeared, gasping for breath. Ari blinked and silently handed her a glass of water. After gulping it down, she asked, "So... exactly why are we going to Tokyo, again?" I (speaking in first person now~) noticed the bag slung over her shoulder was already stuffed with clothes and such.

"Elementary, my dear Meagan. We are going to meet... OUR ANIME CHARACTERS!" I pumped a fist in the air and we automatically started doing the Yes Dance. (sadly, it does happen in real life.) After we had calmed down, Meagan realized something very vital.

"Ari, do we even have passports?"

x Silence x

Three hours later, we had gathered Cassie and dressed in our Kuroshitsuji cosplay (I as Undertaker, Cassie as Grell, and Meagan as Sebby himself.) with our FAKE passports. We were bouncing in our seats excitedly while others around us looked frightened as we chattered about our trip~

"Then we'll meet Tohru and Kyo. Then, we KILL Tohru and TAKE Kyo! YAY!"

"Can I offer you anything to drink?" the stewardess asked us, and three heads swiveled over to talk to her at once. Our make-up must've been off or something, because she started backing away slowly.

"How rude." Meagan complained. "We didn't even get a drink!" As soon as she spoke, a muffled voice chimed in. "Would you like some tea~?" Meagan blinked. "Um... yeah, actually."

Suddenly, Break popped out from under her seat with a teapot and cups. He crawled out awkwardly and started flapping his sleeves in her face. Naturally, she recovered from the shock and tackled him. "Breeeak~!" I was going to cosplay as you!"

I looked around, hoping to find that one familiar hat, and pounced epically!

... It turned out some old man just had the hat... I sulked, just as epically.

"Hey, you got a smoke?" someone behind me asked. I sighed and opened up the pack I was carrying, and handed him one.

"Thanks." Golden eyes met mine, and I shrieked. "GIIIIL!" Epic Pounce, part deaux~ He looked at me as if I were a hissing cat, although by then I was purring...~ (sadface)

Even Cassie had found Chip Skylark (my pet name for Jack) and the three of us curled up in the chained arms of our very first anime encounter, the first of many, and fell asleep~

~END~

Ari: Yaaaay, first chapter's done~ and yes, it was Pandora Hearts for the first show~ Next will be Furuba~ I honestly don't know where this came from... but an epic anime crossover was born! Please stay with me as my friends and I explore Tokyo and meet anime characters~ Reviews are love, and I love love... love... love love... Ahem. OOCness ensues, and perhaps some of our own characters might come to play~ (you know, since we're already fucking with reality here...)

Until next time~