AN: Kay this is the second chapter of Simply babysitting, but frankly I hated that story so I deleted it. I decided that this could stand alone on its own so I'm writing it as a real story now not in a list of oneshots.

Disclaimer: Me no Stephanie Meyer. Me no own Twilight. Me is now sad.

"You two don't mind babysitting Nessie tonight do you?" Bella asked as Edward zipped up her dress the rest of the way and put her coat on for her. "We could always cancel if you would like."

"Its fine, Bella." Jasper soothed.

"Yah, Ness loves us!" Emmet said while scooping up the person in question.

"Yay, Unca Emmie." She squealed.

"See?"

"Oh yah, I totally see…Emmie." Edward said trying, and failing, to hold his laughter at his daughter's nickname for her uncle. "Just don't lose her this time, okay"

"Wait, what? When did they lose her?" Bella asked looking up at her husband. The three men exchanged looks. Bella could be quite scary when it concerned her daughter; therefore, they had decided not to tell her about Jasper and Emmet's last babysitting experience, when Nessie decided to play one of her Houdini dissapearing acts on her Uncles.

"I'll tell you later, okay honey?" Edward asked while crossing his fingers behind his back.

"Fine."

"Okay, so bye, have fun you guys, and tell the Denali we said hi." said Jasper obviously trying to get Bella out before she learned about something else…

"I don't know…" Bella seemed hesitant know that she had learned about last time.

"Come on, love, we have to go soon." said Edward, pulling on her arm.

"She'll be fine with us." said Jasper, sending waves of calm towards her.

"Oh, okay. Bye guys. By Renesmee." She said in a spaced out sort of voice.

"Bye Momma, by Daddy!" said Nessie blowing kisses to each of them.

"Bye, baby." Edward said leaning down to kiss her.

After all of the goodbyes were said Edward and Bella went out to Edwards Volvo. Jasper, Emmet, and Nessie went into the living to pop in the Lion King (Nessie's favorite movie) and settle in for a long relaxing night.

"Oh, Jasper, Emmet, I need you guys to give Nessie a bath. Thanks." Edward had been here and gone in less than two seconds, a new record.

What had started as a boring night was about to become very interesting indeed. The two grown vampire manly-men looked at the cute, little toddler in front of them and she smiled the sweetest smile in the world. Yep, she was gonna make this hard for them.

"Emmet, what the hel-heck are you doing up there?" Jasper yelled up the stairs while bouncing Nessie on his hip, she was enjoying it.

"I'll be down in a minute. Go get the water ready or something!"

Jasper walked upstairs with Nessie into her bathroom; yes she had her own bathroom. He turned on the hot water and let it fill up the tub while he sat on the closed toilet lid.

"Your Uncle Emmie is up to something." He said talking to Nessie in a baby voice.

She giggled and pulled on his hair. They sat like that for a couple of minutes until the tub was filled up with water. Jasper went and tested the water, then came back and started to take off Nessie's clothes. He took off her shoes first, which was pretty easy. The socks were too. When he tried to take off her shirt, though, she grasped it in both of her little hands. Jasper pulled at them, very lightly at first then harder.

"Come on Ness. Let. Go. Of. The. Shirt." He said tugging with each word that he said.

"No!" she said giggling; she obviously thought it was a game.

"Okay, you want to play a game. Um, let's play, um…" he looked around the bathroom then picked up a towel. "Let's play peek-a-boo!"

He hid his face then shouted "peek-a-boo!" Nessie was looking at him like he was crazy by the third time he did this, not what he was expecting her to do…

"'Kay, no peek-a-boo…"

"No!"

He spied the chest of bath toys in the corner.

"If I don't undress you then you won't be able to play with your toys."

Nessie seemed to be deeply contemplating the situation before her and forgot to clutch at her clothes. Jasper noticed this and made quick work of the rest of her clothes. Nessie looked down and was very surprised to see herself naked.

"Let's get you in the tub." Jasper picked her up and set her in the water.

"So which toys do you want?"

"All of them!!!!" Nessie said throwing her hands up in the air.

Jasper opened up the case and was amazed at the sheer number of bath toys his niece had.

"I don't think they'll all fit."

"But, but…" Nessie's eyes shimmered with tears.

"Oh, um, how about, um, five?" It seemed like a reasonable number to him.

Nessie contemplated the number of toys in her head. After what seemed like eternity to Jasper she nodded. Jasper turned back to the chest and picked out five toys. His choices must have pleased the little girl because she was now playing happily in the water. Then Emmet showed up…

AN: Hahahaha! Cliffy!!!!!!!!!! Me is soooooo evil!!!!!!!