Konan wasn't frightened when Zeztu stay with her in the house. She thought he was rather strange, but at least he never made any rude remarks about Pein or his relationship with her. He hardly ever spoke, actually. And even if he was talking, he was usually arguing with himself. But she didn't mind, she had been through awkward situations before. Like when Kisame walked in on her daily bath, or when Deidara followed her to the market, or when Tobi asked to sleep with her because he was afraid of the dark.
Well, that was cute and awkward, but more on the awkward side.
She sighed as she threw herself on the couch. Knowing Pein, he was probably talking to himself in the closet again. The other 'men' of the household were off at some bar, including Tobi.
Trying not to think of Tobi's reaction when a random hooker would come up to him and offer some fun, she heard a cry from outside. Not a regular cry, but an ear piercing, warthog dying cry…
"YAAADNAAAK!"
But Konan was Konan, so of course she didn't even blink.
Zeztu, however, was not Konan, so he ran down the stairs, his fly trapped attached head looking angrier than ever before.
"What was that?" He asked, still chewing on some man's limb.
Still unruffled, she turned her head at him and shrug.
"What do you mean you don't know?"
Her eyes narrowed and she crossed her arms in a superior manner. "I don't."
"Perhaps we should go check…?" The white side of his face held a half sympathetic smile, while his darker side kept a straight face.
Konan pointed to the back door, as if saying that he could go whenever he liked, but she wasn't going to budge.
He grunted and plopped down beside her, his golden eyes catching her gaze.
"Well if your not going, neither am I."
She showed no emotion in her eyes, her face, anywhere. Her half lidded eyes and her parted lips meant that she was amused, but Zetzu couldn't tell. Zeztu was bright about some things, but he was an idiot when it came to women.
"Fine." She mumbled, making sure there was a good distance between them.
"Fine." He mumbled back.
There was a long, awkward pause. Not that normal dramatic pause when Geraldo slaps his second wife because she cooked his eggs the wrong way, but the other kind. Like when Kisame eats fish and Zeztu trys salad.
"YAAADNAAAK!"
Zeztu let his shoulders dropped and sighed, "It's going to be a long day…"
A/N: Mwhah. Love for Konan! And Zetzu kun. They need more love and fanfics…