Disclaimer : I don't own the characters !
Well as ussual i'm starting a new story since my other one is done...Thisone is actually a real challenge to me since i'm not used to writing stories which include almost all senshi. Ofcourse this will involve a lot of pointless humor and horr0r
THE NEXT
by
Amnesia nymph ,
'' Do you all have everything packed ?'' Mamoru asked as he threw the last backpack in the trunk of the black jeep.Everyone nodded except for Seiya who pretended not to hear the black haired man.
'' I still don't think we should go camping.'' Minako complained earning a cold glare from Hotaru who really liked the idea of everybody getting together for a campingtrip.'' I mean , i'm far too beautiful to sleep on the ground.'' She continued.
Haruka just turned back to Michiru and Setsuna who were talking about how they were going to spend the weekend without having to live with Haruka's complains.'' Are you two sure you don't want to come along ?'' The blonde asked the two woman who nodded fastly.
'' It's not like i hate being around you honey but now i can talk about fashion and go shopping with Setsuna without you always complaining we take too long in the dressing room or about all the stuff we are talking about , go one have fun.'' Michiru said with a wide grin on her face.
'' Great.'' Haruka muttered , this would also mean no sex for a two whole days.''But don't come around and kill me when i end up in bed with Minako or Rei.'' Setsuna shook her head as she looked at Michiru.
'' Michiru is not worried about that , she knows you have no feelings towards Minako or Rei since Seiya is coming with you to keep you busy.'' The tomboy blushed at the words from the green haired woman.She couldn't believe she had actaully said it.
When Setsuna finally figured out what Haruka thought she meant she burst into laughing.'' I meant you two will probably be fighting the whole time. Heck you really though i was talking about that ?''
'' Are you ready to go too Haruka ?'' Mamoru's voice came from behind them.The blonde nodded as she pulled Michiru close and kissed her wife.
'' I love you , don't miss me too much okay ?''
'' I love you too and don't worry i'll live.'' Michiru said after they parted.
After a few minutes of saying goodbye to those who weren't coming along everybody sat in the car. Haruka took her own car which she was now sharing together with Rei , Makoto , Minakoand much to her dismay Seiya. It seemed the sex changing creep rather was in the same car as the blonde than he was in the car together with Usagi and Mamoru.
Minako simply stood next to Setsuna and Michiru as she waved at the senshi who were ready to drive away.'' Bye !'' She yelled causing everyone to sweatdrop.
''You're coming too !'' Makoto hissed as she stepped out of the yellow car to chase the blonde goddess of love who tried hard to escape fromt he brunette who had catched up with her in no time and pulled her back to the car.'' Don't be so afraid , you don't have to sleep on the ground.''
'' Really ?'' The smaller blonde asked cheerfully.
'' Yes , you have to sleep on a blanket that lays on the ground.'' Makoto said smirking as she threw Minako into the car. Before the blonde could escape again Makoto had stepped into the car herself making it impossible for her to escape.
'' But i'm too beautiful and to fragile to sleep on the ground !'' Minako yelled causing everyone to sweatdrop again.
( Two hours later )
'' Mamoru , can i use your cellphone to call Minako ?'' Usagi asked her fiance who was focused on the road.
'' Why ?'' It sounded dull , she wanted to call Minako what further reason was there needed ?
'' Because i need to tell her what i've been doing the whole time , i pormised to call her every hour and i forgot to call her one hour ago because i was trying to steal cookies from Taiki's pocket. I didn't succeed though.''
Mamoru rolled his eyes.'' Yes but why tell her , i mean you're sitting in a car , what can possibly happen that she needs to know ?''
'' Well Taiki hit me , Hotaru is asleep , chibi-usa is asleep too and Yaten is being an asshole because he won't let me sit in front next to you.''
Mamoru took a deep breath before handing Usagi his cellphone which she gladly accepted.'' Wait...Taiki hit you !'' He screamed as he pushed the break causing the car to stop on the middle of the road.They were lucky that Haruka wasn't driving behind them or else they could've risked crashing.
Taiki who had fallen asleep woke up at hearing his name and looked at an angry Mamoru with questioing eyes.''What ? What did i do this time ?''
'' You hit Usako ?'' Mamoru said.It sounded like a question even though he didn't intend on making it sound like that.
'' I did not hit Usako..i mean Usagi.'' Taiki replied calmly.He still couldn't believe he had agreed on taking this trip with them. Ami wasn't coming with them since she didn't want to and everyone let her just stay home and when he said he didn't want to come he got kicked and before he even knew it he sat in the car with a lying blonde , his annoying brother , two childeren who couldn't stop singing stupid songs unless they were asleep and ofcourse Mamoru , he hadn't found a reason to be annoyed with him yet but he was sure that at the end of this weekend he would.
'' Yes you did !'' Usagi sobbed as she pointed at him with an accussing finger.'' You hit me when i tried to steal your cookies and they weren't even worth it since i hate banana flavoured stuff !''
Taiki hung his head down embarressed by the fact Usagi was fucking stupid.'' I didn't hit you i pushed your hand away , you small odango haired idiot , i don't understand what my brother sees in you.'' He meant ofcourse , Seiya.
Mamoru now gazed back at Yaten who sat next to him smiling like a big idiot.'' You like my Usako too !''
'' No ofcourse not , i don't even like blondes.'' Yaten denied earning two weird glares from both Usagi and Taiki who both whispered Minako's name under their breath. The silver haired man blushed as he looked out of the window.'' Shut up.''
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