Whats up my peeps? This is Foxy Love and this is my first fanfic so NO FLAMES!!! Thank you.J

Disclaimer: I …… don't….own……INUYASHA!!! Are u happy now u horrible lawyers? I said it…. Or wrote it….whatever!

Italics - thoughts

Bold - flashbacks

Regular - talking

Main characters

Inuyasha Takahashi - 24 yrs old. Rich seductive bachelor who at the moment cant stand Kagome. (hanyou)

Kagome Higurashi - 21 yrs old. Famous actress in Japan and Inuyasha's nightmare come true.(miko)

Miroku Houshi - 24 yrs old. Inuyasha's best friend who's perverted and has a hand that's a bit too friendly! (monk)

Sango Taisho - 22 yrs old. Famous actress and Kagome's best bud and roommate.( human)

Koga Ookami - 24 yrs old. Kagome and Sango's manager. (wolf demon)

Ayame Tanaka - 21 yrs old. Kagome, Sango, and Koga's assistant.( wolf demon)

Kikyo Yamamoto - 22 yrs old. Hoe who wants Inuyasha but cant get him so causes a lot of trouble in the story.

Chapter 1 : Wasted

" Get out!! Get the hell away from me before I whoop all yall asses right here right now!"

A furious Kagome yelled chasing reporters out of her mansion. " Kags I think you should calm down." Sango said watching her best friend punch a reporter square in the jaw. " I know that hurt! Ow."

Sango thought.

" Calm down??? Calm down??!! How can I calm down when these stupid ass reporters wont get out of the villa??" crash " There goes the $50,000 vase I bought last month." "Hey did you just take a picture of me?? Give me that camera u idiot!!" Sango yelled as she chased the poor photographer around the living room.

" Ha. And she says I need to calm down." thought Kag. " Hey Sango how bout we show these idiots the door huh?" " Great idea Kagome!" Sango answered. 20 minutes later and a bunch of injured reporters later, Kagome and Sango sat down ont heir white leather couch each drinking a bottle of Smirnoff Ice.

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" Yo Miroku, I'm back." " Hey Inuyasha. Come in here." Miroku yelled from the living room of their house. " Look who's on the T.V. ! "Who?" Inu asked. " Only the finest two girls ever! Kagome Higurashi and Sango Taisho. The best and sexiest actresses yet!" Miroku said getting a bit too excited thinking of himself and the two. " Yeah they're also the most spoiled and selfish bitches yet." Inuyasha said.

"What bout Kikyo?" Miroku asked. Inuyasha thought about it. "Ok maybe the second most spoiled and selfish bitches yet." Miroku just chuckled n said " I still don't know how u can put Sango and Kagome in the same category as that slut its unbelievable."

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After finishing about 6 bottles of Smirnoff Ice each Sango and Kagome were pretty much drunk off their asses. " Hey Kagome hiccup you know what we should do? hiccup Weshouldletsomeguyshaveacontestandwhoeverwinscangetlaidbyu…us…whatever EVERYBODY CAN GET LAID!!!!!" Sango said slurring her words together. "Dats a weally wood idea umm…Wongo!" Kagome said. "Uhhhh I thought my name was Sando?"Sango (A.N. Or should I say Wongo or Sando? Lol sorry stupid moment on with the story!) "Watever dats a good idea you! hehehe Ya kno I like da way u stink hehehe"

"Hey Kago…. What the hell happened to you two???" Koga yelled as he walked into the room and saw the girls dancing around half naked with Smirnoff bottles in their hands. "Hiya Koga!" Sango said and then she fell off the table she was dancing on. "I am OOOKAAYY!!"

"Hey Koga" Kagome said whispering seductively in his ear. "What do you say we get to know each otha a bit betta" She said suggestively while pushing herself up against him. "As much as that is tempting Kagome I'd really rather not right now." "This is just great the one time she wants me she's wasted!"

"Well fine be that way! I'll just do Wongo's idea and have a lot of guys do a contest and whoever wins can get laid by me!" Kagome said pouting. "And me!" Sango yelled popping out of nowhereKoga rolled his eyes. "Come on you two let's get you ready for your interview" He said thinking about the idea.

"Maybe that wouldn't be such a bad idea I would have to change it up a bit though." " Why did you guys have to get hammered an hour before your interviews?" "Cuz itz a lot of fun u should try it!" Sango said. Koga sighed. But they were too busy laughing for no apparent reason to hear him.

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A.N. Well there's the first chappy. Hope you liked it! I'll try and update as soon as I can I promise! SOOO Review now PLZ!

Foxy Signing Off!