Gomez of the Undead, a kingdom hearts fanfic

Gomez of the undead

Story: Demyx gets a new pet fish. (Muwahahaha!)

Demyx's room -

"This is my new pet fish!" said Demyx. "Isn't he awesome!?"

"Uhhh…." Roxas uttered.

Zexion, looking at the fish bowl, "How do you know it's a boy?" he asked.

"Because I checked!" exclaimed Demyx, when in reality he just assumed.

Tapping the glass, "So, what are you going name him?" Zexion asked.

"Well, I've thought about it and I'm going to name him…"Demyx pauses. "GOMEZ!"

"Demyx, that's not exactly a real name," exclaims Roxas, "It's more like a surname…"

Demyx is still smiling, completely ignoring what Roxas said.

"…. Whatever. Gomez it is." said Zexion.

There is a long awkward pause.

"Well," Roxas starts, "I've got to get going."

"Ditto." Zexion adds. Both him and Roxas leave Demyx's room.

"Don't worry little Gomez, I'll take good care of you!" Demyx says, as he hugs the fish bowl.

(2 weeks later)

Organization's pet graveyard -

"WAAAAH!" Demyx sobs. There is a funeral being held for Gomez.

Vexen is reading aloud from a funeral book. "We are here to commemorate poor little… Oh,

I can't do this!"

"Why not!?" Demyx asked with a loud sob.

Vexen gives Demyx an 'are-you-kidding-me' kind of look. "…..It's a fish. For Pete's sake,

these things die all the time!"

"Maybe we should flush it…" Zexion suggested. Marluxia pokes his head up "Swirly?"

"NOO!" Demyx pleaded.

"Enough of that!" Xemnas shouted. "And enough of this! This funeral is over!" Everyone

except Demyx goes back to The Castle That Never Was.

"…GOMEZ!" Demyx shouts.

That night in the castle -(Everyone except Marluxia are up looking around in the hallway. They all heard a strange noise.)

"I don't get what you guys are so scared of," Xigbar stated "it's just some noise."

"Loud moans of pain is not 'just some noise!'" Xemnas clarified.

"Whatever, but did you have to wake everyone else up?" Xigbar asked.

"Yes, except Marluxia." Xemnas answered, gravely. "It's best to keep that one in its room."

All of a sudden a big pink thing jumps out of nowhere.

"BOO!" shouts the big pink thing.

Everyone, except Saix, screams "AAAAHH!" Saix walks up to the pink thing and pulls

off the blanket. Marluxia appears underneath blanket.

"Hee hee hee," Marluxia giggles. "I scared you guys." Saix then hits Marluxia with his

hammer. "OWW!" he shouts.

"…knock it off Marluxia," says Saix. "I don't need to deal with you at 1 AM in the

morning!"

"So… it was Marluxia?" Xemnas asks with some disbelief.

"Can we go to bed now?" Vexen asks. "By this hour Zexion gets a little paranoid."

"I know who did it…" says Zexion, who is now becoming frantic. "IT WAS YOU!" Points

at a statue of armor. "DON'T YOU LIE! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!" he shouts madly.

Strange moans echo through the halls. Suddenly something hidden in the shadows flashes

by.

"W-what was that?!" Xakdin asks, now becoming quite scared.

"I think it went that way!" Xemnas shouts. He points towards Marluxia. Xigbar flashes the flashlight at Marluxia and…

"HOLY— !" Xigbar shouts.

"What the—!?" Lexeaus utters.

"AAAAAAHH!" Roxas and Zexion scream.

"…..what?" Marluxia asks casually.

All of the Organization members stare at the undead fish biting at Marluxia's head.

"It's Demyx's stupid fish—" Vexen utters.

"GOMEZ!" Demyx shouts, with joy in his heart. (Not that he has one.)

The fish hisses at Demyx and bites Marluxia's head.

"OWW! That hurts!" Marluxia cries.

"W-what's it doing?!?" Xemnas asks while slowly backing away.

"It's a zombie-fish, and it's trying to suck Marluxia's brain out!" Xigbar exclaims.

There is a long silence.

"What brain …?" Saix asks sarcastically.

"Poor thing's gonna starve …" states Larxene, ever so truthfully! (LOL)

"GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" Marluxia screams as he jumps up and down like a

frightened little schoolgirl.

"Hold still." Saix orders. He hits Marluxia with the hammer again.

"OWW!" Marluxia moans.

"Sorry, I missed." says Saix, unapologetically. He hits the fish this time and pulls it off

Maluxia. "So…what do we do now?" Saix asks while holding Gomez by its tail.

"I have a good idea…" Vexen suggests vaguely.

In the bathroom - Flushing sound-

"That's that." Vexen states, looking as if he should get a pat on the back. "Now, I'm going

to bed." Him and the other organization members walk out of the bathroom… except

Demyx.

"Good bye little Gomez," Demyx salutes, talking to the toilet. "I'll never forget—HEY

LOOK! A mouse, I'm gonna name you Juanito!"

THE END

Idea by: Tsinat