Summary: Naruto somehow acquires the power to listen in on the female mind. Using his new found powers he tries to get Sakura to fall for him. Naru X Saku. Maybe some other coupes later on haven't decided yet.
Bold A/N
Italic thoughts/Kyuubi/inner Sakura etc.
XX Change of scene/day
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto!! If you think I do then you should quit doing drugs and check yourself into an institution.
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It was around 7 am on a Monday. I slowly but steadily made my way to the bathroom to clean myself up. I quickly jumped into the shower. I finished within 4 minutes. A personal best. I dried myself then walked out to eat some breakfast.
I quickly scarfed down my breakfast of Miso ramen, and headed back to the bathroom to brush my teeth. After a quick but thorough brushing I calming sprinted over to the mirror and grabbed a hairbrush. Holding the brush in my left hand I examined myself in the mirror.
Deciding that I was hot enough as it is I left my wild, spiky, blond hair as it was and picked up my headband. I look at myself with my Konoha Leaf headband.
"Damn, I'm hot." I said to myself.
"Get over yourself kid. Your going to be late." Kyuubi growled.
"Right." I said sprinting out the front door only to remember half way down the flight of stairs that I needed to lock the door. Sprinting back up the stair, locking the door, and running back down and out into the street all while mentally telling myself that today Sakura-chan will be mine today.
Now in the middle of the street I turned south and, using chakra, jumped from roof to roof on my way to the training field. After almost tripping and, most likely, breaking every bone in my body, I noticed Shikamaru walking in the normal crowed of Konoha. I leaped down landing right in front of him. My appearance didn't seem to surprise him.
"Morning Shikamaru!" I Yelled in my normal over excited obnoxious tone.
"Ah, Naruto. Shouldn't you be training?" He said in his usual bleak emotionless tone. I figured that was his idea of sarcasm.
"That's where I'm heading right now!" I answered, "Where are you going Shikamaru?"
"I'm going to find Choji he has a new mission."
"That's cool. Well I gotta go meet Sakura-chan" I grinned running past Shikamaru.
"Alright, tell Sakura I said 'hello.' " He called over his shoulder.
"Will do!"
So I ran through town aiming for the 4th training ground. Naturally I got a bunch of weird stares as I dashed down the many roads of Konoha, but of course I was used to it and didn't care.
Not to long later I landed on the soft upturned dirt of the 4th training ground.
All right how was it?
it was short and gay...I know lol, but with the off chance someone liked it everyone MUST review XD