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Authors Note: Hi...are you ready to do this again? Just for those who did not read the first one...Snape=Batman...Albus D=Superman...Minerva M=Wonder Women ...Flitwick=Flash...Sinistra=Hawkgirl...George W=Robin...Fred W=The Green Lantern ...Harry P=Lightning Boy...Ron W= Spiderman...Hermione G=Batgirl and Alanna H=Catwoman
Enjoy ;)
D.C. Comics and Bad Tea: The Dark Knight Returns
Neville Longbottom lay quietly on his bed contemplating whether there was something beneath his bed. As he listened to the Seamus's snoring he heard another violent bumping sound. His stomach grew cold; he quickly pulled his covers over his chin, his blue eyes grew wider as he glanced side-to-side waiting some creature to grab hold of him. Just as sleep was finally setting down on Neville, he heard mumbling by the front door.
"Harry hurry up we're bloody late for the meeting."
"Shut it Ron!"
Neville sat up at the sounds of the familiar voices; quietly he slid off his bed. Standing in front of the door was a murderous looking Ron and Harry. They stared at him blankly.
"What are you two doing up at this time? And in those getups?" Neville said pointing at them. Ron was of course sporting his red Spiderman suit and Harry wore a yellow suit and pair of orange pants. Ron looked at Harry, who in turn shrugged.
"Neville...um...you are dreaming." Ron said swaying his arms, "Go back to bed, it is all just a dream..." Ron continues to sway his arms as Harry joined in.
"Yeah Neville you are dream-
Neville angrily cut off Harry, "Cut the crap both of you." Harry and Ron sighed.
"Neville listen, we can't tell you all right. Just crawl back in to bed, please!"
Neville looked a little hurt and turned his back towards them. "Be that way then." Neville crawled back to snuggle in his covers and closed his eyes as the door closed and the other two left. Neville sighed as his thoughts lingered between what they were doing and sleep.
Severus Snape was spacing out, with his hand propping up his angular face. The others sat around a huge table set up in Dumbledore's office. Sinistra, Flitwick, McGonagall all held the same expression of sleepiness and impatience. Dumbledore and the Weasley twins played tic-tac-toe while Alanna put her head down to sleep. Hermione sat next to Snape; she was busy playing with the frizzy curls that stuck out.
"So I was talking to Poppy and she said that Rosmerta was dating..." Sinistra gossiped to Minerva who was trying her best to listen without falling asleep.
"Another cats game! 10 galleons say you lose the next." Fred said to Dumbledore.
"Why am I doing this?" Thought Snape, "Look at us...look at me! I wonder how I can show my face to Potter, the Weasley's and Granger and the rest of the staff as well? Sure maybe it might be the fact that Dumbledore signs my paycheck...but look at me? Is it worth it? I am sitting next to Chewbacca to my left is the Boy Wonder; he wouldn't hesitate to put a whoopee cushion under my seat. And it's not easy to look at Minerva in that getup. Ahhh...where are those idiots! I am getting extremely irritated, we were supposed to be out there patrolling. Sure, it's been quite for the past month, but after that confrontation with Voldemort, we are expecting the worst. I really wish Granger would stop picking her hair..."
"Sorry we're late!" Harry said pushing the door open. Alanna snapped her head as Ron and Harry entered the room.
"10 points for tardiness..." Snape said indifferently. They glared at him and muttered as they took their seats. Dumbledore stopped playing with the Weasley's and cleared his throat.
"Splendid, now that everyone is here we can start. Now as we all know it has been very quiet in the past month, but-
"I knew it wouldn't last." Snape grumbled under his breath. Minerva glared at him for lack of respect. He just sneered back. Dumbledore sighed.
"Justice League we must not let our guard down. Voldemort has been on the move again and his eyes are not just on Lightning Boy any more."
"That's news to me. Is that all? That's our meeting?" Snape said sitting up.
"Actually yes, Batman. Do you have anything to say?" Dumbledore asked.
"Nothing your ears can handle. Shall we be going then?" Severus said sarcastically.
"Justice league Away!" Dumbledore said jumping into his golf cart and driving away.
"Ready for the routine?" George said slapping Snape on the back. Snape moaned in dismay and mounted the bicycle. George sat on the handlebars and Hermione sat behind Snape clutching his neck.
"Batgirl, unless you want to find yourself tied to the back of this vehicle I would recommend you to stop cutting off my air supply." Snape said as he began to peddle outside the door.
"Sorry Batman can't hear you." Hermione lied as she hung on. George laughed and turned his head to face Snape.
"That's what you get for not giving her a perfect, Batman." Snape sneered at George.
"She didn't deserve it." He said and it was obvious that Hermione heard him, because he found it a lot harder to breath.
"Nananananaan Batman! Nanananananana Batman!!" George sang enthusiastically as Snape rode through the halls.
"What the bloody hell are you singing now?" Snape said trying to control his temper.
"Your theme song of course. Nananananana Batman!!"
"Shut up, or you'll wake everybody up!"
George began to hum the tune, which probably annoyed Snape even more.
"I wish Superman would give us our own bikes." Hermione complained.
"You're telling me!" Snape said as they continued down the dimly lit halls. Suddenly a small irritating bleeping sound began to emanate from Snape. He growled and reached into his utility belt and took out a small black little box. A walkie-talkie.
"Mother bird this is baby bird over, what's your situation?"
"Is that what I think it is? I thought they did not function here?" Hermione said a little upset.
"Silence, batgirl." Snape said awaiting a response.
"Baby Bird this is Mother bird over, we have a situation here code 1- 0-4." Minerva's voice shot out of the little box.
"What's a 1-0-4 Batman?" George asked. Snape ignored him.
"A 1-0-4? Are you sure? Who is it?"
"Neville Longbottom." Minerva's voice said grimly. Hermione gasped, but not sure why.
"Where are you over."
"Near the bathrooms over."
"We'll be there over baby bird out."
"What happened Batman?" Hermione asked Snape frightened.
"Abduction." Snape said simply and peddled faster.
"Why were we not told that you had walkie-talkies?" George asked.
"We have something that you aren't privileged to." Snape said coldly.
"Baby bird? What kind of a name is..." George started
"Don't ask and would you mind shifting a little! It is hard to ride this thing and know where I am going with your big behind staring at me in the face.
"My big behind? You're one to talk!" George retaliated. Hermione's face turned a bright red and she began to giggle uncontrollably.
Flitwick looked down at the marble tiles of the bathroom ad picked up a small letter left on the ground. Sinistra flew around wiping her tears in an angry manner. Minerva was busy looking around for more clues while Harry and Ron were rotting in guilt.
"Green Lantern and Catwoman will you please wait outside for the Trio?" Dumbledore said inspecting the bathroom. They both nodded and left the bathrooms.
"That's horrible! Why did Neville have to leave his dormitory?! Grr..." Alanna said angrily to Fred.
"Rotten luck, I have to say, but this is way over our heads." Fred said quietly as the Hermione, Snape and Ron came around.
"Green Lantern, Catwoman?" Snape scrutinized them.
"In there Batman..." Alanna pointed to the bathroom. They all walked into the ancient bathroom. Snape walked in and looked around and saw the grief on the ace of everyone. Hermione walked over to Ron and Harry.
"What happened to Neville Spiderman?" She asked quietly as the teachers conferred with each other. Ron shook his head in sadness.
"They took him and it's all our fault."
"Why?" Hermione asked with confusion tainting her voice.
"He saw us leave in costume. He probably was curious and went looking for us." Harry said in bitterly. Hermione shook her head in anguish.
Flitwick walked over to Dumbledore and gave him the note that he found.
"What do we have here Flash?" Dumbledore said taking the note and opening it cautiously. His blue little eyes read the paper quickly. Dumbledore's voice cracked as he announced the worst news possible.
"Voldemort has him."
Minerva allowed a small tear to fall but her features became sharp.
"We must go after him right now!" Minerva said clutching her golden lasso.
"Indeed we must Wonder Women, but we can't all go." Dumbledore said sadly as he adjusted his cape.
"I will go for him." Snape said solemnly. Everyone looked shocked at his offer. "What? Stop looking at me like that. I said I would go, after all I know where he probably is hiding."
"I fear this might be a trap. Batman you were the one to foil his plans." Sinistra said.
"Good point Hawkgirl, well all right Batman and Wonder Women you will go. The rest of us will stay behind to protect this school. I do not doubt that this is a way to distract us."
Minerva looked at Snape, he nodded and both pulled out their wands. "If we don't come back..." Snape said quietly. Dumbledore nodded.
"Understood, Batman. Good luck and in Flash's speed make it back."
With that both Severus and Minerva left.
Dun Dun Dun!!!!What Have I done?!!!Well okay I need ideas and suggestions. I want to make you people laugh! If you haven't read the first DC Comics and Bad Tea I would suggest doing so. Anyways please Review!!!
In other word tune in next time, same bat channel , same bat time!!!!!
Authors Note: Hi...are you ready to do this again? Just for those who did not read the first one...Snape=Batman...Albus D=Superman...Minerva M=Wonder Women ...Flitwick=Flash...Sinistra=Hawkgirl...George W=Robin...Fred W=The Green Lantern ...Harry P=Lightning Boy...Ron W= Spiderman...Hermione G=Batgirl and Alanna H=Catwoman
Enjoy ;)
D.C. Comics and Bad Tea: The Dark Knight Returns
Neville Longbottom lay quietly on his bed contemplating whether there was something beneath his bed. As he listened to the Seamus's snoring he heard another violent bumping sound. His stomach grew cold; he quickly pulled his covers over his chin, his blue eyes grew wider as he glanced side-to-side waiting some creature to grab hold of him. Just as sleep was finally setting down on Neville, he heard mumbling by the front door.
"Harry hurry up we're bloody late for the meeting."
"Shut it Ron!"
Neville sat up at the sounds of the familiar voices; quietly he slid off his bed. Standing in front of the door was a murderous looking Ron and Harry. They stared at him blankly.
"What are you two doing up at this time? And in those getups?" Neville said pointing at them. Ron was of course sporting his red Spiderman suit and Harry wore a yellow suit and pair of orange pants. Ron looked at Harry, who in turn shrugged.
"Neville...um...you are dreaming." Ron said swaying his arms, "Go back to bed, it is all just a dream..." Ron continues to sway his arms as Harry joined in.
"Yeah Neville you are dream-
Neville angrily cut off Harry, "Cut the crap both of you." Harry and Ron sighed.
"Neville listen, we can't tell you all right. Just crawl back in to bed, please!"
Neville looked a little hurt and turned his back towards them. "Be that way then." Neville crawled back to snuggle in his covers and closed his eyes as the door closed and the other two left. Neville sighed as his thoughts lingered between what they were doing and sleep.
Severus Snape was spacing out, with his hand propping up his angular face. The others sat around a huge table set up in Dumbledore's office. Sinistra, Flitwick, McGonagall all held the same expression of sleepiness and impatience. Dumbledore and the Weasley twins played tic-tac-toe while Alanna put her head down to sleep. Hermione sat next to Snape; she was busy playing with the frizzy curls that stuck out.
"So I was talking to Poppy and she said that Rosmerta was dating..." Sinistra gossiped to Minerva who was trying her best to listen without falling asleep.
"Another cats game! 10 galleons say you lose the next." Fred said to Dumbledore.
"Why am I doing this?" Thought Snape, "Look at us...look at me! I wonder how I can show my face to Potter, the Weasley's and Granger and the rest of the staff as well? Sure maybe it might be the fact that Dumbledore signs my paycheck...but look at me? Is it worth it? I am sitting next to Chewbacca to my left is the Boy Wonder; he wouldn't hesitate to put a whoopee cushion under my seat. And it's not easy to look at Minerva in that getup. Ahhh...where are those idiots! I am getting extremely irritated, we were supposed to be out there patrolling. Sure, it's been quite for the past month, but after that confrontation with Voldemort, we are expecting the worst. I really wish Granger would stop picking her hair..."
"Sorry we're late!" Harry said pushing the door open. Alanna snapped her head as Ron and Harry entered the room.
"10 points for tardiness..." Snape said indifferently. They glared at him and muttered as they took their seats. Dumbledore stopped playing with the Weasley's and cleared his throat.
"Splendid, now that everyone is here we can start. Now as we all know it has been very quiet in the past month, but-
"I knew it wouldn't last." Snape grumbled under his breath. Minerva glared at him for lack of respect. He just sneered back. Dumbledore sighed.
"Justice League we must not let our guard down. Voldemort has been on the move again and his eyes are not just on Lightning Boy any more."
"That's news to me. Is that all? That's our meeting?" Snape said sitting up.
"Actually yes, Batman. Do you have anything to say?" Dumbledore asked.
"Nothing your ears can handle. Shall we be going then?" Severus said sarcastically.
"Justice league Away!" Dumbledore said jumping into his golf cart and driving away.
"Ready for the routine?" George said slapping Snape on the back. Snape moaned in dismay and mounted the bicycle. George sat on the handlebars and Hermione sat behind Snape clutching his neck.
"Batgirl, unless you want to find yourself tied to the back of this vehicle I would recommend you to stop cutting off my air supply." Snape said as he began to peddle outside the door.
"Sorry Batman can't hear you." Hermione lied as she hung on. George laughed and turned his head to face Snape.
"That's what you get for not giving her a perfect, Batman." Snape sneered at George.
"She didn't deserve it." He said and it was obvious that Hermione heard him, because he found it a lot harder to breath.
"Nananananaan Batman! Nanananananana Batman!!" George sang enthusiastically as Snape rode through the halls.
"What the bloody hell are you singing now?" Snape said trying to control his temper.
"Your theme song of course. Nananananana Batman!!"
"Shut up, or you'll wake everybody up!"
George began to hum the tune, which probably annoyed Snape even more.
"I wish Superman would give us our own bikes." Hermione complained.
"You're telling me!" Snape said as they continued down the dimly lit halls. Suddenly a small irritating bleeping sound began to emanate from Snape. He growled and reached into his utility belt and took out a small black little box. A walkie-talkie.
"Mother bird this is baby bird over, what's your situation?"
"Is that what I think it is? I thought they did not function here?" Hermione said a little upset.
"Silence, batgirl." Snape said awaiting a response.
"Baby Bird this is Mother bird over, we have a situation here code 1- 0-4." Minerva's voice shot out of the little box.
"What's a 1-0-4 Batman?" George asked. Snape ignored him.
"A 1-0-4? Are you sure? Who is it?"
"Neville Longbottom." Minerva's voice said grimly. Hermione gasped, but not sure why.
"Where are you over."
"Near the bathrooms over."
"We'll be there over baby bird out."
"What happened Batman?" Hermione asked Snape frightened.
"Abduction." Snape said simply and peddled faster.
"Why were we not told that you had walkie-talkies?" George asked.
"We have something that you aren't privileged to." Snape said coldly.
"Baby bird? What kind of a name is..." George started
"Don't ask and would you mind shifting a little! It is hard to ride this thing and know where I am going with your big behind staring at me in the face.
"My big behind? You're one to talk!" George retaliated. Hermione's face turned a bright red and she began to giggle uncontrollably.
Flitwick looked down at the marble tiles of the bathroom ad picked up a small letter left on the ground. Sinistra flew around wiping her tears in an angry manner. Minerva was busy looking around for more clues while Harry and Ron were rotting in guilt.
"Green Lantern and Catwoman will you please wait outside for the Trio?" Dumbledore said inspecting the bathroom. They both nodded and left the bathrooms.
"That's horrible! Why did Neville have to leave his dormitory?! Grr..." Alanna said angrily to Fred.
"Rotten luck, I have to say, but this is way over our heads." Fred said quietly as the Hermione, Snape and Ron came around.
"Green Lantern, Catwoman?" Snape scrutinized them.
"In there Batman..." Alanna pointed to the bathroom. They all walked into the ancient bathroom. Snape walked in and looked around and saw the grief on the ace of everyone. Hermione walked over to Ron and Harry.
"What happened to Neville Spiderman?" She asked quietly as the teachers conferred with each other. Ron shook his head in sadness.
"They took him and it's all our fault."
"Why?" Hermione asked with confusion tainting her voice.
"He saw us leave in costume. He probably was curious and went looking for us." Harry said in bitterly. Hermione shook her head in anguish.
Flitwick walked over to Dumbledore and gave him the note that he found.
"What do we have here Flash?" Dumbledore said taking the note and opening it cautiously. His blue little eyes read the paper quickly. Dumbledore's voice cracked as he announced the worst news possible.
"Voldemort has him."
Minerva allowed a small tear to fall but her features became sharp.
"We must go after him right now!" Minerva said clutching her golden lasso.
"Indeed we must Wonder Women, but we can't all go." Dumbledore said sadly as he adjusted his cape.
"I will go for him." Snape said solemnly. Everyone looked shocked at his offer. "What? Stop looking at me like that. I said I would go, after all I know where he probably is hiding."
"I fear this might be a trap. Batman you were the one to foil his plans." Sinistra said.
"Good point Hawkgirl, well all right Batman and Wonder Women you will go. The rest of us will stay behind to protect this school. I do not doubt that this is a way to distract us."
Minerva looked at Snape, he nodded and both pulled out their wands. "If we don't come back..." Snape said quietly. Dumbledore nodded.
"Understood, Batman. Good luck and in Flash's speed make it back."
With that both Severus and Minerva left.
Dun Dun Dun!!!!What Have I done?!!!Well okay I need ideas and suggestions. I want to make you people laugh! If you haven't read the first DC Comics and Bad Tea I would suggest doing so. Anyways please Review!!!
In other word tune in next time, same bat channel , same bat time!!!!!