"Hey remus?"
"Yes."
"I don't get it."
"Get what?"
"James."
"Well I dunno why you'd think that. I admit James is a pretty odd guy, but he's not particularly... complicated."
"No. That's not what I mean! I don't get the Evans thing."
"Ah."
"What?"
"It just dawned on me what you don't get. See, Siri James isn't like you."
"What cha mean? Jamesie and me are the same! How else would we finish each others sentences? We're a regular twin-fest!"
"Whilst that is true and also slightly disturbing, it's also not what I meant. See, our friend James is a bit of a glutton for punishment. And taking in the fact that you now look very confused- How about this; When you and James are thinking about pulling a prank, what's the first thing you think of?"
"Which unlucky sod is to be on the receiving end?"
"Well, duh. After that."
"Oh well, I suppose not getting caught?"
"Right. And what's the first think James thinks about?"
A.N- I don't know why he even bothers.
"Erh. How to make the prank as big, showy, bright and down right annoying as popssible?"
"Also right. I think you might be catching on. So anyway. What does that imply?"
"James is a girl?"
"Um, n-"
"I see! Whilst I'm worried about protection and other manly things, James is off tinkering with the aesthetics. I don't know how I haven't seen it before, I mean all that pink at the halloween ball last year... and that unfortunate incident with the dares in 3rd year. James did look mightily comfortable in heels and a skirt..."
"SIRIUS! Before you delve off into the realms of insanity that are your thought processes, that is not what I meant."
"Oh."
"Yes, Oh. See what I was trying, in a very round about way is that James is as stubborn as a donkey and doesn't care who knows it!"
"Well I knew that!"
"Of course you did."
"Yeah, I know. But what I don't see, is how that relates at all to Evans."