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The Decaying Alchemist

Chapter1: Fullmetal meets Decay

Amestris

A boy no older than 16 was walking the sidewalks of Amestris with nothing but a Coke in hand. "Damn Amestris is hot! Can't the Military build some giant fan to cool it down!" were the thoughts of that certain blonde haired individual. Sipping the last of the contents of the can, he throws it in the nearby dustbin and starts walking towards the Military Office where the State Alchemist exams were to be performed today. He drew a deep breath and said, "Today's the day to finally show the military what I'm capable of." And with those words he entered the building. As he walked in he heard the distinct shout of 'I'M NOT A SQUINT!'. Raising his eyebrows he walks towards the source of the sound and sees a Blonde haired boy with a ponytail shouting at a black haired guy in the Military Uniform. He also saw a Big Suit of armor trying to calm down that boy. He tried to make what of the situation but shortly after, recognized the Man with the Uniform. 'That's Roy Mustang! The Flame Alchemist! Cool!', he thought with stars in his eyes. He hurriedly walked up to the man and drove him to the ground.

Roy didn't know what hit him. Once he was talking with the Elric brothers and the next, he is in the ground being straddled by a kid no older than Edward with stars in his eyes. "Are you the 'FLAME ALCHEMIST' of Central Army!", he asked with the shrillest of voice. Roy cleaned his ears and said calmly ,"Yeah I am. And could you wisely get off me so I can stand . " Nodding furiously the boy got up from his lap and let him stand straight. Checking if his Uniform was alright Roy turned to the boy and asked, "Who are you though Kid?" The kid in question stood at attention and said, "Sir I am Naruto Uzumaki! And I'm going to be the most badass alchemist ever of the Military!" And that was how Elrics and Mustang met Naruto Uzumaki.

Few Minutes later in the Alchemist Exam Room

Edward was called out to the examination room. He grumbled about 'out-of control blondes, sunpatches and other things we would not wanna know' and went inside the chamber. Our Naruto, was simply talking with Alphonse and said, "So you lost your body huh?"

*Flashback a while ago

Naruto being introduced to his idol, went to the nearby stool and sat there. Alphonse came and sat beside him. Narut seeing this held out his hand and introduced himself, "Hey I am Naruto Uzumaki. What's your name?" Alphonse just forwarded and took his hands and said, "Hey, my name is Alphonse Elric and that is my brother Edward." Pointing at the short blonde haired guy still arguing with Roy. "Sorry if my brother would explode on you after he comes." Naruto just tilted his head 'eh?'. Edward comes grumbling and Naruto puts out his hand to him with a smile, "Hey! I am Naruto!" Edward looks at him and takes his hand with a smile, "Hey I am Edward Elric. And I'm sure you've met my brother?" Naruto nodded and then he took back his hand and asked" "Um, Edward." Edward 'hmmd'.

"Why's your hand cold? Felt as though I touched steel somehow."

Edward straightened up at that, with his eyes widened. He turned at Naruto and forced a smile and said, "It's nothing to worry about." And he looked at Alphonse with a sad look.

"I know when someone's lying to me Edward."

Ed turned to look at him.

"You can tell me. I assure you I won't say it to anyone or make fun of you." Naruto said with a smile.

Edward sighed and said, " It's not about being spread. It just brings back bad memories." Ed's hair covered his front eyes.

"You commited the Taboo didn't you?" and with that certain topic their widened eyes turned to him, more like Alphones just turned his head. "How did you!…"

"So you did do the Taboo. Human Transmutation."

And Naruto's eyes lost all warmth in it and his hair shadowed his face too. The Elrics just watched him, thinking how he knew about Human Transmutation unless.. "You're an Alchemist too!" "yeah" was the reply he got. Suddenly Naruto jumped and said enthusiastically, "Meh! What the hell! You Short stuff! You an Alchemist too!" Edward gained a tick mark at that particular remark and said, "Who you calling Short stuff, Bleached Brain!" "Nobody calls me Bleached Brain and gets away with it. Aaaaahhhhhhh!" and with that war-cry he jumped at him and started wrestling each other in the floor.

Alphonse and the passerbys just Sweatdropped at this.

'There he goes again' were the thoughts of a certain Elric.

*Flashback over

"Yeah. But Brother brought me back by giving away his arms as a price." "To create something, something of an equal value must be lost. The Fundamental principle of Equivalent Exchange." Naruto said in a low tone. "Yeah." Was the reply of Alphonse. "That's why Brother and I are searching for the Philosopher's Stone, to help gain our body back."

"It will be not that easy to find it." Naruto said. "I know" Alphonse replied, "That's the reason why Brother is taking the Alchemist exams."

"I see." Were the words of Naruto before the door to the chamber opened and Edward came out of it with a Pocketwatch. "I did it! I passed it!"

Alphonse got up and ran to his brother and said, "Congratulations brother!"

"Congratulations Edward," "Ed. Call me Ed."

Naruto smiled and said, "Then Ed it is."

Just then they saw the door open and the proctor came and said, "Is Naruto Uzumaki here. He has been called for the exams."

"That's my queue." And Naruto walked to the door.

"Best of Luck." Edward said and Naruto grinned before entering the chamber.

Naruto entered the chamber and saw many Military personal sitting on the desks above him. And then he saw him. The Fuhrer King Bradley.

His eyes bore into him as if he would suck the very soul out of Naruto. For once Naruto could say he feared 'Death'. The Proctor suddenly came up beside him and said, "May you introduce yourself first to our honorable Fuhrer." Naruto took a breath and calmed himself.

"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I'm standing here before you to demonstrate my very own Alchemy so as to be of use to the Military of this country and to serve it to my utmost ability."

"Naruto Uzumaki." The booming voice of King Bradley echoed. "Show us your Alchemy!"

Naruto took a deep breath again and then took out two fingerless gloves. Both had Alchemy circles drawn at the palms. The circle on the left had a triangle with a plus sign underneath it symbolizing Sulfur, the circle on the right had a small circle with a semicircle drawn above it on the circumference and a plus sign underneath it too symbolizing Mercury. He put on both the gloves and then said, "Bring any alchemist of your choice to attack me."

The people sitting above were shocked at the audacity in which he said that. The Fuhrer just nodded and said, "Major Armstrong you will face him."

The Major was shocked but couldn't do anything because of him under his command. He with great regret walked up the pedestal and put on his Alchemical Cestus, "No hard feelings kid."

Naruto just nodded and took a stance. Armstrong stomped the ground and a huge chunk of Earth came up. He punched it, transmuting them to spears which were headed towards Naruto. Naruto clapped his hands and the Alchemical electricity spread out of him and started decomposing everything until there was nothing left but dust.

The Fuhrer raised an eyebrow at that, 'what a strange alchemy. Father would have to know.'

"That was my alchemy. Decomposition of anything to the cellular region. I can decompose or in other words reduce the life of anything I see fit. Be that water, as they'll evaporate. Fire, they'll burn out. People, they'll wither away." Naruto said.

'This Alchemy is strong. Father would surely have use for him.' "Naruto Uzumaki!" The Fuhrer's voice was heard again.

Naruto raised his head to see him.

"That was an excellent display of your Alchemy. I never thought I'ld see such young talent in Alchemy otherthan Edward Elric. But you sure have something in you. I hereby declare you a State Alchemist under the command of Colonel Roy Mustang along with Edward Elric, 'The Fullmetal Alchemist'."

The Proctor comes and hands him his Silver pocketwatch.

"And from now on." The Fuhrer continued, " You will be known as 'The Decaying Alchemist'."

"Thank you sir." Naruto replied.

And with that 'The Decaying Alchemist' is born.

Chapter end!

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