In this story, I decided to make Clary and Jace married and making Isabelle, Maia, and aline their daughters. I decided this because I got bored and it's interesting to me (I'm weird, I know but we're making them all adopted.) life for them is going to be very strange… Oh might have some MALEC and CLACE! 3 Lol now, let's get on with the story!

Chapter 1: The Petiphile and the Warlock

Clary's POV.

I heard a voice calling from Maia's room and i sigh. This better be good. I thought as I opened the door and walked into the hallway. As I opened the door, I felt arms around my waist and knew who it was.

"Hey Clare-bear." Jace said, kissing my cheek lightly while hugging me tightly.

"Hey. Do you know what Maia's yelling about? She's annoying me." I said, cocking my head and turning to face him while reaching my arms up and around his neck and looked up.

"Nope. Wanna check it out? Here, let me get the door." He said as he pulled away and pushed the door open. What we saw, though as good as the mood was, didn't make us feel good at all. Maia was dangling out the window, screaming for someone to get him (Whoever that was) off her and into her room. Jace walked up to her and looked down and immediately got her up and looked down at him, smirking.

"I see she caused you trouble, Magnus?" He said and I smiled and walked over to see Magnus, leaning against the tree in our backyard, glaring up at us.

"Of course she has. She made my baby Alec, run around central park naked! Saying, "I'm sexy and I know it, b****es!" He said, gritting his teeth while pointing towards a tree. There was Alec, wrapped in a robe, hiding behind a tree looking pissed off.

"We'll handle it Magnus! Thanks for letting us know. See ya!" I yelled out and slammed the window shut before glaring at their adopted downworlder daughter.

"What is your problem?" Jace and I both yelled and Maia started giggling.

"Sorry but he deserved it! He made me kiss Simon while Isabelle was there and she chased me out of the house with a hatchet in her hand!" Maia yelled. I sighed and started pacing back and forth.

"You are grounded for two weeks. One more comment will be for three and it will keep going on and on. Now are we clear?" Jace said, raising his eyebrow at Maia, waiting. Maia nodded and walked away to the bathroom for a shower before school. This was going to be a long day..

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Isabelle's POV.

It was early at 6:55am when I came home with hatchet in my hand and my make-up running. I dropped the hatchet washed up and ran upstairs to the bathroom to get ready for school.

"Isabelle! Can I get my hairbrush in there please?" Maia said through the door.

"You have to wait until I'm done!" I said, I hated getting interrupted from my morning routine of looking hot and Maia was annoying me. That is, until I heard a familiar voice that always had us running out the house in less than 5 minutes…

"Hey girls! How are you two?" P.T. said. He was Dad's friend who was very pervertive at times.

"We. Are. Good. Now.. GET OUT!" Maia yelled. She sounded as if she were struggling and so I quickly got dressed, combed my hair and ran out as soon as I was hot enough to make the boys stop and stare. My jaw dropped as I saw Maia pressed against the wall and P.T. standing in front of her, holding her there. I pulled him away and told Maia to go in the bathroom and get ready while I run for my life from P.T. who was trying to grope me. As soon as I heard the lock and kicked him in the nuts and ran down the steps and to the kitchen where my adopted parents were, who was making out on the counter.

"MOM! DAD! HELPPP!" I yelled and they both immediately stopped and mom turned red.

"Yes sweetie." She said as she walked towards me with Dad behind her, smirking and I knew what he was going to say and so I quickly explained what happened and then ran out to the backyard as I thought of a plan that Maia could escape without getting groped.

"MAIA!" I screamed up to the bathroom window. She poked her head out, looking nice but I knew she was wearing my eyeliner and blush.

"YEEES!" She yelled.

"Is that my eyeliner and blush? UGH!" I sighed and said, "Just jump down the window and lets walk to school. NOW!"

"But what about our bookbags? I have homework and a essay to give in izzy!" She yelled.

"I'll get Dad to go get it, in the meantime we must go. JUMP!" I said with arms out to catch her. She landed next to me with a thud and a screech. I looked down at her and saw her sprawled on the grass, frowning and groaning while rubbing her head.

"Sorry. I aimed wrong to catch, Maia. Forgive me?" I said and put my puppy face on but she pushed me and walked away with a, "Hmph."

"MAIA! IZZY! HERE ARE YOUR BOOKBAGS! YOUR DAD TOLD ME TO GIVE THEM TO YOU TWO!" P.T. yelled from the back door, grinning flirtacious at us and we both screamed and started running down the street to school as fast we can. Could this day get any better? I thought sarcastically as we ran down the street. That's when we saw him with a look that can kill us both.

Uncle Magnus Bane….

Well… I know this is long but I couldn't help it. Anyways so Magnus doesn't like the girls at all cuz they are very bad and evil to him and alec. I made this story like this because it was awesome and funny. He is their uncle because Alec and him got married so technically he's an uncle to Clary(who is 28 and jace is 29) and Jace's kids(Adopted kids). They adopted them at age 23 when they were 11 and now they are 16. They were poor and clary and jace decided to be nice and adopt them. (Don't ask please. This is how it's gonna be in this story). Now… Too long to write so I'll update when I get the chance to in about a week.