Mwa HA HA HA HA !!! I'm back . . . And surprisingly not drunk??? Yeah yeah I know, it's bad for your liver.

Hmmm.. *looks around evilly* ready for some new acts of weird out there randomness?

*cricket chirps*

YAY! *Waves hands above head crazily*

Ps this. . ( ) Means actions k? Ok! Great you're all smart- individuals!

Oh and I don't own neon genesis evangelion

Oh and and and and .. Pen Pen is EVIL!



It's a normal morning in the Katsuragi household. . It always starts off like this eh? The birds are singing, pen pen is in the bath, Misato is in her room with a terrible hangover and her door is covered with a whole lot of signs with colourful language saying . . in nice terms . . . stay out.

Shinji is the first to wake up, as usual. He looks around the flat.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Auska and Misato come rushing out of their rooms. "Shinji what's wrong? Are you ok?" a concerned Misato asks when she sees Shinji curled up in the fetal position on the floor, rocking slightly. Misato runs to him and tries to comfort him. //Hmmmm wonder what's up with him? // Auska thinks as she scans the room

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Auska faints. Misato gets a shock from Auska's yelling and looks up to find a dead body dumped on the couch.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

She faints. Pen pen hearing all the commotion comes into the lounge-dripping wet. He sees Shinji rocking slowly back and forth and Misato draped over Auska, both unconscious. Pen pen sweat drops. Then he notices the body. //oops maybe I shouldn't have left that there. . // He thinks guiltily and goes back to his bath.



that's the prologue so what did you think?

*crickets chip*

I knew you liked it lol! R and R plz