Summary: The fellowship and Harry Potters posse go to an amusement park!!

Disclaimer: A balloon flew away with my disclaimer. A reward will be offered to whoever brings it back, dead or alive.

An amusement park opened up in the town of Mordor, and Frodo really wanted to go.

"Why can't we go, Leggy?" he wailed.

"Because I know what will happen. We will go, and Merry and Pippin will get lost. Then I will have to spend my entire afternoon looking for them." Leggy answered.

"Hey!" said Merry indignantly.

"We won't get lost!" yelled Pippin.

"We really ought to go, Legolas," said Gandalf calmly. "We don't want to let the young hobbits get bored. They might try to style your elf hair."

"Oooh, could we? We can do a nice elvan twist? Or," Merry said dramatically, "two nice gimli tails?"

"Forget it, we're going to the park," Said Leggy.

"Yea! We're going to the park, we're going to the park!" chanted the four hobbits.

So Gandalf, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Frodo, and Aragorn trouped to the Park. When they got there, Frodo announced that he wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, Merry and Pippin wanted to go on the merry-go-round, and Leggy wanted to ride the rollercoaster with Aragorn.

"O.k," said Gandalf, "we will go in groups of two or three. Frodo and Sam can go on the Ferris wheel, Merry and Pippin can go on the merry-go-round, and Legolas, Aragorn, and I will go on the rollercoaster."

So they went their separate ways, each going to a different attraction. On the way, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gandalf ran into Hagrid, who was buying cotton candy.

"Hiya, Hagrid! How are you?" asked Gandalf.

"I'm ruddy brilliant, how're yeh?" he answered.

"We're doing fine. Is Harry, Ron and Hermione here?"

"Yeah, they're around her somewhere. I think they went to play some games."

"Well, we better get in line, but it was nice to see you."

"Nice ter see yeh too."

So Gandalf, Aragorn, and Legolas got in line.

MEANWHILE…….

Merry and Pippin got into their seat. They half listened as the attendant explained the rules.

"And last but not least, you must never rock the swing, or unbuckle your guard rail. Any questions?" the attendant asked

"Nope, you Pip?"

"No."

"Alright, well, lets get under way!" said the attendant.

So the Ferris wheel started to move. Merry and Pippin were having a splendid time. They were nearing the top. Pippin dared to look down at the people below them. His jaw dropped. It was Hermione and Harry.

"Helloooooo, young witch and wizard. How do you fare today?" Pippin screamed.

"Hello Pippin!" they screamed back.

Suddenly the Ferris wheel jerked to a stop.

"What's happening?"

"What's going on?"

Why have we stopped?"

Everybody looked down. A tall, hooded figure was standing on the ground near the base of the wheel.

Well, well, well. I seem to have caught a potty, a weasel, and a Mudblood all in one day." came a familiar voice.

"Malfoy!"

Before they could utter another word, Malfoy raised his wand.

"Accio Wands!" he screamed.

The three wands soared in the air into his outstreached hand.

"Helpless at dueling are you, Potter? Well, it doesn't really suprise me. Lets see. One ugly idiot, one poor idiot, and one helpless idiot. Really, Longbottom ought to be here, then we'd also have one gutless idiot." sneered Malfoy.

Ron called him a name that he would never use in front of his mom.

"Dirty mouth, weasel. Clean it up. Scourgify!"

Ron's mouth became full of bubbles. He spat them all out and glared at Malfoy.

"Thats better, isn't it?"

"Well, goodbye Potty, weasel."

Malfoy waved his wand and aimed it at the base of the Ferris wheel. A jet of green sparks hit the wheel, and it fell out of the base. It started to roll away from the park.

"Goodbye! Have fun!" Malfoy yelled after the wheel. He laughed and grabed a discarded cotton candy, turned it into a portkey, and disappeared.

The wheel began to pick up speed. People were running everywhere. Some people were even jumping off of the wheel. Ron, Harry, Hermione, Merry, and Pippin were the only ones left on the wheel.

"We have to get this thing to stop!" screamed Hermione.

"Yeah, before I do a technicolored yawn on all of you!" answered Pippin.

"Why don't we all lean to our left, and maybe it will fall over?" asked Harry.

"We could try that." said Merry.

"One," said Hermione and Ron.

"Two," said Merry and Pippin.

"THREE!" shouted Harry.

They all leaned to their left, but instead of falling over, the wheel just veered to the left, towards...

"Oh no!" screamed Hermione, "We're headed for.... MOUNT DOOM!!!"