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Randomness

Chocolate

Ryou snuck into his house as quietly as he could with a small bag in his hand. He was silently praying that he could get through this one thing without his Yami interrupting. He tip-toed through the living room and didn't even dare to breathe. Silently, his Yami emerged from the shadowy hallway.

"Hey there Landlord, what do you got there?" asked Yami Bakura in his usual creepy voice.

"Erm, nothing," replied Ryou as he tried to push past his Yami to his bedroom.

Being the thief he was, he pick-pocketed the bag out of Ryou's hand and read all the labels.

"What is this thing called "choc-o-late"?" wondered Yami Bakura out loud.

When Ryou heard, he ran to his Yami as fast as he could and tried to get the back back. Yami Bakura just tore open a bag and put a piece of "choc-o-late" in his mouth, with the wrapper.

"HOLY RA! WHAT IS THIS THING! IT DOESN'T TASTE GOOD AT ALL! WHY WOULD YOU BUY SUCH A FIENDISH THING! THIS THING TASTES LIKE METAL AND PAPER COMBINED!" exclaimed Yami Bakura as he spit out all the "choc-o-late" onto the floor. "THAT'S IT! TO THE SHADOW REALM WITH YOU, SATAN JR.!"

Just like that, all the "choc-o-late" was gone. Nothing left to savor the taste of.

"YAMI WHAT HAVE YOU JUST DONE? I WAS GOING TO EAT THOSE!" Ryou said as he suddenly grew a backbone.

"You were going to commit suicide?" Yami Bakura asked.

Ryou face-palmed and started to tell his Yami how you were supposed to remove the wrapper first.

"If anything, you should be thanking me Landlord. You could've died eating those dreaded "choc-o-lates". I saved your life," defended Yami Bakura as he still though "choc-o-late" was Satan Jr.

Without saying anything, Ryou just trudged past his Yami and went back to the store.


A/N: Wow, this is kinda boring so far.

Ryou: my chocolate! TT^TT

Yami Bakura: I will never eat "choc-o-late" again!