An apple a day will keep the doctor away.
Some greens will crush your teeth to smithereens.
A carrot or two will make you blue.
Or a piece of ham will make you damn.
Parents will say things to persue
You to eat your raw crabmeat.
All they want you to be is healthy and wealthy
When you grow up and turn to a screwup.
Eat a piece of fudge so you won't budge.
Eat some skittles and name your chihuahua Mr. Pittles.
Go and get a slurpee and give a big burp-ee!
Grow out your hair and don't wear underwear!!
Cause Parents say so they could put you to bay.
To keep you from growing too fast, and having a blast,
With out them.