Bakuretsu Slayers Bakuretsu Slayers

(Prologue)

Note: I do not own any of the characters from either Bakuretsu Hunters or Slayers. So don't sue me. It's all fair in love and anime. War sometimes, but anime comes first. I'm sorry if I get some things from bakuretsu hunters wrong. I've only seen the first six tapes. *sweatdrop . . .As for slayers, I should get everything right since I've seen 20 tapes of it!!!!! SO DON'T TRY TO CONTRADICT MY SLAYERS THINKING!!!!!!!!!. . .Ok. . hold on. .. breathe in. . .breathe out .. . .breath in . . .breath out. . .Anyways, on with the fanfic:

It is a merciless world where sorcerers wielding magic are in complete control.
In the Continent of Spurluna, powerless commoners spend each day tyrannized by these sorcerers ...
Yes, they are the "executioners" who try and judge these evil sorcerers in the name of the heaven.
They are ............
The Sorcerer Hunters!

A giant cherry blossom cloud grew in front of Carrot and the rest of the sorcerer hunters and the cute little girl we all know and love appeared. The same story as always. Dota shows up, Carrot makes a perverted wisecrack followed by Big Momma showing up and giving them a mission. Little did anybody know, including Big Momma, what a giant impact this would have on their lives.

"SORCERER HUNTERS. WE NEED YOUR HELP ONCE AGAIN. IT IS SAID THAT A MAGICIAN HAS GOINE MAD LOOKING FOR HIS LOVED ON--"

"Awww maan. . .we've heard this story a million times before. When are you going to just tell us to kill the sorcerer and where he is?" For some reason, Carrot was more anxious than usual to move on to the next town.

"Quiet Darling!!!!" Chocolate declared with only a small amount of patience in her voice as she whapped her love on the head. "I'm very sorry, please continue,"

"As I was saying. He is starting to open a dimensional portal to another world in hopes of finding her where she cannot be found. We must hurry and stop his efforts or else our world will collide with the world of the Ruby-Eyed Shabrinigdo."

"That sounds bad," Tira remarked as she got the feeling Big Momma wasn't telling the whole story* (as usual).

"OH WELL," said the bright, cheery*(and sometimes annoying) voice. "IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR US TO GO.Tee hee ^_^ BUH-BYE!!!!" As fast as it had come, the pink imploded in on itself and the sorcerer hunters were left outside the last village they came out of.

"Well, it looks like we'll be kept busy once again," Marron sighed, remembering how he hoped for at least a day off. It was hard word for him to always use magic. At least I'm not a perverted zoanthrope. His libido never takes a day off.

Like clockwork, Carrot's nose started to twitch. A second later, all you could see was a trail of dust following his wake as he found another pretty girl to chase* (and most likely annoy).

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