Naruto let his wondering skates carry him across the open streets of New York. His body swayed with each roll. Blissful blessed sunlight bellowed out to him to continue this sacred journey on the sidewalk.
Hey moved hither and he moved thither. Naruto spun until his heart could bare no more happiness. Floating on his beloved, wheeled shoes, Naruto found himself entering a dark alleyway. Standing dead center between the two buildings was his childhood crush. Sakura's graceful skooter scraped over the pavement and closer to Naruto.
The little ninja blushed with glee. They scooted and skated around the creepy, murky parts of town that aren't recommended to anyone. Eventually they came to where the sewers spilled in to the river. Beauty was something to behold in this location. They're buddy, Sasuke, was discovered wading through the yummy water on his bicycle.
The two young people joined Sasuke. They're adventure had just begun. The three budged their contraptions through the slime. At last, their master, Kakashi, descended from the skies, and fluttered about his students gracefully. They all sunk into the sewage forever, quite determined to make it their home.