Yet Another Mom
Beastfire: Hello, I'm back from vacation! Not only did I write this, and the first chapter of another collaboration, but I've also written a story in the Crossovers section called "The Torture Show", in which various SRMTHFG villains are tormented. Please check this one out! But, I had fun, except for one thing…hey, Ivy and Frus, have I ever told you about my great war against the mosquitoes in Maine?
Ivy and Frus: (bored sigh) Only about a thousand times.
Beastfire: Well, I'll tell ya again!
Ivy: NOOOOOOO!
Frus: Don't worry…I came prepared! (whips out a pack of earplugs)
Beastfire: Give me that! (takes earplugs) So, there I was…mosquitoes swarming to the left, and the right, and everywhere! I was armed with nothing but my hand…
Chapter 1-Not Feeling That GreatThe Monkey Team ran to the main computer as the alarm blared throughout the Super Robot. Frus also sped over.
"What's going on?" he asked.
Gibson pointed to the screen, which showed people running away in panic from some furry, yet ugly creatures. Needless to say, Frus felt rather embarrassed. Nova looked around.
"Where's Ivy, anyway?"
Frus took on a concerned expression.
"She doesn't feel that well. She's been sick all morning."
"I've told her not to overdo it on the alcohol," said Gibson.
"I don't think that's the problem. She had her usual 2 gallons of vodka and scotch last night."
The team decided it'd be a good idea to check on the mutant. They found her in the bathroom next to the toilet, looking rather pale.
"Hey, Ivy," began Nova, "we're gonna be doing some fighting. Wanna come?"
"I don't think so," Ivy replied. "I ain't feelin' too good. I can't keep anything down, my head feels like it's gonna explode, and I can't see straight. Just go without me."
"You sure?" Frus asked, coming over to her.
"Yeah, I'm-"
Ivy was cut off by a sudden, not-so-dry heave, as she flew right to the toilet and was just about to telekinetically hold her hair back, when Frus did so for her. She hurled into the toilet once again and collapsed into the arms of her boyfriend. She'd thrown up so much, she became dehydrated. Since they had another emergency to take care of, they just threw Ivy into a tank of water to rehydrate, and left a bucket next to the tank just in case she had to hurl again. Frus was still concerned about her, though.
"Are you gonna be okay, Ivy?" he questioned.
"I think so," replied Gibson. "But she may not be conscious for a while."
The half-Ethyal looked at his girlfriend sympathetically, putting a hand on the tank's glass. He accidentally pushed on the tank, bringing an unsuspecting Ivy around. She let out a small yell as the shock got to her.
"Sorry!" Frus said quickly.
"Dude, it's cool," she replied.
Then, she got that feeling again, as she swam to the side, up, and made it just in time to heave-ho once again. The team turned to leave, but Frus remained by the tank.
"Hey, Frus, ya comin'?" asked Nova.
He looked at Ivy, whose eyes were tellin him to go.
"Go on," she told him with a smile. "I'll be-," she said before throwing up again, "just fine."
He left with the team for the main room. Something, though, felt wrong. On the screen, they saw the same exact scene as before, with the same people, the same creatures, the same location, even the same screams…EXACTLY!
"Someone's been feeding us a loop!" exclaimed Gibson.
"But who?" asked Chiro. "And why?"
"I have no idea, Chiro, no idea at all."
There was a loud crash and it shook the robot. The same creatures that they saw on the tape were now making their way inside.
"What the- can this get any worse?" Sprx asked.
A scream tore through the Super Robot. Nova glared at the red monkey.
"Ask that one more time, Sparky, and you'll be getting your vocal cords in a jar for your birthday."
"Charming, Nova," said Gibson sarcastically, "quite charming indeed."
Another, even louder scream reached them all. Frus stood there for a moment, frozen, then his eyes widened as he realized something.
"Ivy!" he yelled as he took off running for the lab.
He found her clutching her stomach in pain.
"What happened?" he asked.
"I don't know," she replied. "My gut just started hurting."
Then Ivy could see one of the things that had invaded. It was coming up behind Frus. She couldn't just let something happen to him.
"Yo, Frus! Behind ya!"
He whipped around just in time to be knocked unconscious, slashed with the thing's claws, and dragged out. She could only watch, as her concentration on her other powers had just broken…or did it? Ivy was able to mentally knock the creature out and drag it back into the lab, then get both herself (within the tank, of course) and Frus into Med Bay. After a while, the team entered, except for Gibson.
"So, THERE you two are!" Nova exclaimed. "When we saw one of these things in the lab, and didn't see either of you, well-"
"Don't tell me. Gibson's testing it, isn't he?"
"Yeah. What happened in there?"
Ivy related the whole thing to the team. Then, they all noticed something with Frus. There was an abnormal movement in his gut.
"Uh, since when did Frus take up belly dancing?" asked Otto.
Beastfire: That's it for chappy 1! What's wrong with Ivy and Frus? (More like what's right with them). Find out next time! Please review! Now, to finish my story about the mosquitoes…And, finally, I was surrounded by mosquito carcasses. I had won the battle, though not unscarred. The end. (notices Ivy and Frus; Frus has fallen asleep and Ivy is looking at a cyanide pill, seriously considering taking the thing) WAKE UP!
Ivy: (jumps up, as does Frus) Oh, uh…that was a great story? Well, please review!
Frus: (reads chapter) What are you doing to me? THIS NUT WANTS TO KILL ME!
Ivy: (puts an arm around his shoulders) I know how ya feel, but you shoulda known she'd do something like this to you from day one.
Frus: I suppose you're right.
Beastfire: Like I said, please review!