Title: The Worst Chick Flick Ever Filmed.
Written By: Grayangel12
Setting: Hometown and school.l
Characters:
Taylor: Emily (the main character.)
Kyle: Bob (the emo guy.)
Dillon: Jake (Dance guy)
Chris: Bryan (The really tall nerd.)
Marissa: Jessica (the jealous ex)
Shannon: Shannon (world's most random person)
Kenyetta: Kenyetta (the one person who tries to make sense out of everything.)
Cristina: Jane (The person who asks to many questions.)
Brandon: Jeff (the ex-boyfriend on the football team.)
Tiffany:Alexandra (the serial killer's assistant.)
Eddy: Runner (just yells out random things while running.)
(The rest of the people are going to be zombies who dance, but their going to be emo zombies. Who dance. )
Scene 1: (A young girl sits outside on the bleachers waiting.)
Emily: (tapping her foot.) What is taking him so long? (SIGH) I really need to talk to him.
(Man walks up to Emily wearing football jacket)
Jeff: Hey baby, what's up?
Emily: Jeff, we need to talk.
Jeff: Why? Are you still mad at me about that?
Emily: What?!
Jeff: Oh, it's not about that? Then… what's up?
Emily: Jeff, I'm breaking up with you. You always spend more time with you're friends then with me! I'm sick and tired of you not listening to me!
Jeff: (texting lifts head.) What, I'm sorry, I wasn't listening?
Emily: Goodbye Jeff! (Walks past him hitting him in the shoulder.)
Jeff: (Confused look on his face.) Wait, what just happen?
(Runner pasts him)
Runner: She just broke up with you! (Yelling)
Jeff: Aw, man.
(Emily opens the door to the school. Emo people are sitting around on the stairs)
Emo 1: I hate my life.
Emo 2: I hate my parents.
Emo 3: I hate water.
Emo 4: I love tacos.
(All the Emo's agree.)
(Dark figure comes out of the corner.)
Strange figure: You will all be my slaves, but first you must die!! Do you mine?
Emo people: (Shaking there heads their heads.)
Strange figure: Okay then. Now all of you, DIE.
(Emo kids fall to the floor.)
Strange figure: Okay know raise my evil minions. (No one moves.)
What the?! Is there a magic word?
Abracadabra, ( music)
Rise up, um…! (music)
Let The Bodies Hit the Floor?!(music) (The all jump up and start dancing to the music.) Oh gawd, I have dancing zombies. I wonder how much I could make off of them if I put them on American's Best dance crew. (Alexandra the evil assistant comes out of the corner.)
Alexandra: Okay so you got your zombies, now what? ( Rolling eyes)
Strange figure: Patience my pupil, soon the world will know of my existence.
Alexandra: What was the name again?
Strange figure: Oh come on, how could you forget? My name is the Slasher!!
Alexandra: That name has been taken, so that means you're copyrighting.
Slasher: Oh just forget about it.
(Alexandra shrugs her shoulders, and walks out with the dancing zombies while the Slasher sulks. Runner runs up the stairs.)
Runner: Get over yourself! ( Yelling)
Slasher: What the? Who is that guy?
( Slasher walks away. Two girls are walking down the stairs.)
Jessica: Oh my gawd, I hate Emily, she is like so annoying! Don't you think so Shannon?
Shannon: Emo people are cute.
Jessica: I can't believe that she broke up with Jeff just like that. They have only been going out for one whole day after I broke up with him.
Shannon: I like the color green. What is your favorite color?
Jessica: I'm going to get back at her, but with what?
Shannon: Hey there's Emily!
Jessica: Where?! (Looking around. Shannon points to a window. Emily is looking out side.)
Jessica: What is she doing?
( Emily walks away. Both girls run up to the window to see Bob the emo kid cutting himself.)
Shannon: Oh my, it's an emo kid.
Jessica: Why was she looking at Bob? Maybe this is a way I can get her?! Yes it'll work. Shannon follow me.
Shannon: I like tacos.
( Both girls walk away. Bob is sitting in the courtyard all by himself putting ketchup on his arms and smearing it with a plastic knife, then takes a French fry and eats it.)
Bob: Why is life so hard? Why can't people leave me alone? Why am I in a movie?
( Kenyetta walks up to Bob.)
Kenyetta: Why are you putting ketchup on your arm?
Bob: Why are you talking to me?
Kenyetta: Why can't you be normal?
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Bob: Why try to make sense of everything?
( Kenyetta walks away grunting. Jessica comes walking up to Bob.)
Jessica: Hey Bob, what cha doing?
Bob: Showing off my emotional side by cutting myself, while trying to look hot.
Jessica: Wow, that's totally amazing, do you need a hug?
Bob: Hugs are evil, they burn my skin.
Jessica: Oh one little hug can't hurt?
( Shannon is walking with Emily in the hall guiding her.)
Emily: Shannon what is it that you want to show me?
Shannon: Ice cream. ( Shannon points towards Bob outside while Jessica is hugging him.)
Emily: Oh my gawd, how could she?
Shannon: ??What???
Emily: Bob has an allergy to hugs!
( Show Bob's face that's all red and itchy.)
Jessica: Ah, isn't this nice, just sitting outside on a nice day like this? Bob?
Bob: Get off of me already. (Shoves Jessica off of him and walks away.)
Jessica: What just happen?
Runner: He just told you off ! ( Yelling)
Jessica: Who is that guy?
( Switch to Bob going through the door mad. Jane comes up to Bob.)
Jane: Hey Bob, what's wrong?
Bob: Nothing, it's none of you're business.
Jane: Can I be you're Asian lover?
Bob: What?!
Jane: I think every school should have a dance club on the top floor were it plays music 24/7. Don't you?
Bob: Um, I have to go.
( Bob walks away.)
Jane : Oh well. Hmhmhmhm.
( Jane walks out the front door and heads for the Tech. Center, and runs into Jake, who is dancing in the middle of the sidewalk with a random beat in his head.)
Jake: Yo, what's up Jane?
Jane: Hey Jake, don't you think that every school should have an roller costar in it?
Jake: Um, yeah, sure, I guess!?
Jane: Thanks, that's all I needed to know.
( Jane walks away.)
Jake: Okay then.
(Jake walks towards the football field, stops at the corner and listens in on a conversation.)
Slasher: Okay, we must find here is the plan…
Alexandra: Which is a very dumb plan.
Slasher: Will you be quiet already and let me show my evilness.
Alexandra: What ever. I'm more evil then you.
Slasher: Anyways, we have to kill everybody here so I can have an army of zombies so that I can take over the world and get stinking rich!
Alexandra: Eh, I can come up with a better plan.
Slasher: Will you be quiet already!
Alexandra: Fine, as long as I get paid.
Slasher: Let's just go already, have to get more zombies. Who's the next person on the list?
( Alexandra pulls out a piece of paper.)
Alexandra: Bob the emo kid.
Slasher: Ah, Bob, the one person I've been waiting to kill.
Alexandra: Whatever.
Slasher: Let us go young Alexandra.
Alexandra: I'm a year older than you.
Runner: It's true.
Alexandra: Who was that?
( Slasher and Alexandra look at each other and shrug sholders and walk away.)
Jake: Aw man I better go get Bob and warn him.
( Jake dances away down the sidewalk and bumps into Jeff.)
Jake: Jeff, have you seen Bob?
Jeff: Yeah, he went to the Tech. Center. Why?
Jake: No time to explain, follow me.
Jeff: Okay, whatever.
( Jake dances to the Tech. Center with Jeff behind him.)
( They reach the Tech. Center to find Bob in the hallway.)
Jake: BOB!
Bob: What?!
Jake: You need to hide right away!
Jeff: Yeah, what he said.
( Emily walks down the hallway.)
Jake: Don't ask any questions, someone is going to try to make you into a zombie!
Jeff: What? I don't know what he's saying.
Bob: Who?
( Emily walking around the corner.)
Jake: There's no time, hide!
Bob: Wait, how do I know this isn't some prank your pulling?
( Emily comes up to the guys. Bob looks at Emily.)
Bob: Okay, I'll hide.
Jeff: Emily?! You're going out with Bob?
Emily: What? No, what are you talking about?
Jeff: I knew it! You guys told me to come over here just so you can taught me. Well it's not going to work!
( Bob and Emily look at each other.)
Bob: I would never go out with a guy.
Emily: Um… I'm a girl!
Bob: Correction, I would never go out with an ugly guy.
( Emily makes a discussed face.)
Jake: Can we please hide now before we get kil-.
( Jake falls. The Slasher stands behind him with plastic sknife in hand.)
Slasher: Now then, Bob it's time to meet your doom!
Bob: Awesome dude.
Emily: Bob, what are you doing? RUN!
( They all start running. Emily and Jeff have Bob by the arms, pulling him into a classroom.)
Emily: Phew, we got away.
Bob: Great my life is worse now that I'm stuck with an ugly dude and a crybaby jock.
Jeff: Can someone please tell me what's going on?
Emily: Um, I have no clue. All I know is that guy wants to kill Bob.
Bob: BUT I WANT TO DIE!
Emily: No one is going to die.
( Slasher pops up behind them.)
Slasher: Um, have you guys seen three teenagers all guys, but one I think is a girl?
Emily: I think they went that way? (Points to the right.)
Slasher: Thanks. (Starts walking.) Hey wait a minute…! (Turns around to see Jeff and Emily dragging Bob by the arms.)
Bob: LET ME GO! (Pushes Emily and Jeff away and runs towards Slasher.)
Slasher:( Holds out knife and thrust it towards Bob.) Ha-ha. (Bob falls to the floor and dies. Slasher raises his head and pulls out a piece of paper and checks it off.) Okay whose next?
( Bob raises up off the ground as a zombie.)
Slasher: Oh, Jeff your next. Lets get this over with. Then it's you Emily.
Emily: Wait before you kill us, why don't you tell us your evil plan?
Slasher: Oh come on I already explained this in the movie I don't want to go over it again.
Jeff: Ahhhhh please. ( Sad face.)
Slasher: Oh fine then…
( Emily seeks behind the Slasher.)
Slasher: I have this list of ever one in the world…
( Emily takes off his mask.)
Slasher: Ahhhhhhhhhh, my face, my beautiful face is being shown to the world!
Emily: You're face isn't that beautiful.
Jeff: Yeah I've seen better looking guys then you.
(Slasher and Emily stare at Jeff.)
Slasher: Okay then.
Emily: Who are you?
Slasher: Fine, my name is Brian. I'm a nerd who dreams of world domination.
Jeff: Okay why have you been following us?
Emily: He hasn't been following us.
Brian: Well you see I did that because I needed to know everything about everyone.
Emily: Wait you have been stalking us? Where?
( Brian pulls out some pictures from his pocket.)
Brian: Here's me stalking you in the bushes, Here's me stalking you behind a corner, and here is me being Russian.
Emily: Okay then…?
( Jessica and Shannon come down the hallway.)
Jessica: That's it I can't find a way to destroy you.
Emily: What?
Shannon: Oh my gosh emo zombies, there so cute!!!!
( Kyle looks at Shannon and gives here a hug.)
Jessica: Okay then.
Jeff: Listen Jessica, since you still have feelings for me and I still have feelings for you lets go out.
Jessica: Okay, Emily I have defeated you.
Emily: Okay, I don't really get it, but I'll o along with it.
( Alexandra comes around the corner.)
Alexandra: Gawd, what is going on around here? Is everyone falling love?
Brian: Say Alex, since everyone is starting to go out, you know I was thinking tha-
Alexandra: Never in a million years!
Brian: I was just saying.
( Kenyetta comes down from the hall.)
Kenyetta: Why are there zombies? Why aren't you guys beating each other up? How did this story end up as a movie?
Cristina: I have no idea, all I know is that I'm not asking as many questions as you are.
Kenyetta: Where did you come from?
( I pop in camera shot.)
Kenyetta: Who are you?
Me: I'm the one who created all of you. You're just figments of my imagination.
Cristina: Really?
Me: Yeah, sorry guys, but you have to go now.
( Kenyetta and Cristina disappear. I turn.)
Me: All of you guys get out of here.
( Everyone disappears.)
Runner: Hello!
Me: That guys not part of my mind? Who is he?
( Fade to black.)
Credits.
The true mystery lies in these five words, Who is the Runner? (Picture pops up)