YKYRTMTPBWY... (a.k.a.: You Know You've Read Too Much Tamora Pierce Books When You...)
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A/n: I decided that I had too much time on hand so I decided to do this little list, anybody who thinks that they want to add to this list e-mail me at: ella4me@hotmail.com ;p
1.You wake up screaming bloody murder in the middle of the night because you think that your arch- nemesis came back from the dead (again) and is here to kill you.
2.You yell at your parents because they won't let you go join the army.
3.You start crying on your birthday after you finished opening up all your presents because none of your friends or family members bought you a sword of dagger. :(
4.You get way too stressed because you think you can light the camp fire with magic when your friends start laughing and rolling on the dirt floor because they see that you are muttering chants under your breath and waving hands in the air again and again but the woodpile still isn't lit yet. And then you think that "the Goddess" took away your gift just so she can be entertained by your humiliation.
5.You patrol the streets with your mother's kitchen knife and an origami sheath, only to have the police chase after you for 20 blocks.
6.You refuse to get into the car to go to school because you will only accept these types of transportation:
-ship
-foot
-horse
-stormwings
-magic
7.You stuff all your possessions into a suitcase and start calling a cab, saying farewells to your family and friends as you get into the taxi only to be kicked of the car when you say you want to go to The City Of The Gods.
8.Two bodyguards drag you out of a bar because the bartender said you were 'underage' while you are screaming and kicking and daring to a hand-to-hand combat.
9.You claim to have 'WildMagic' and so you start yelling at your pet hamster to talk to you.
10.You claim to be a 'healer' so you push aside a doctor in a hospital and put your right hand on a bleeding patient. Then you start humming but nothing happens and then the police come to drag you off while you are still claiming to be a healer mage.
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A/n: Okay, so maybe I am a little bored, but so what?? I'm a writer, that is what you're supposed to do: act like a desperate freak (at least that is what my mind tells me *starts having a little private conversation with her own brain *) right?? REVIEW!!!!