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Description: Drabble #1, Sasuke and Sakura
Author: iamwildatheart

The Konoha Drabbles
Of a Whip Uchiha

"I swear to God! Somewhere in your past life, you were a victim of a genocide!"

Maybe canceling meetings with Sakura were rude, but Sasuke didn't care. He was Sasuke Uchiha, and Uchiha's could do whatever they please. This includes canceling on one's could-be-girlfriend despite the fact that one's could-be-girlfriend is a violent, temperamental girl. And damn was she sexy when she was sick and mad.

"You left me in the rain for an hour before you called me and told me you were busy!" Sakura glared before letting an 'achoo' get the best of her.

Did Sasuke forget to mention that her sneezes were adorable? No, he did not because that would've been a blow to his pride. Instead, Sasuke rolled his eyes before letting out a 'hn'.

"Don't you 'hn' me!"

"I just did."

Sakura sighed in exasperation, "I swear to God! Somewhere in your past life, you were a victim of a genocide!"

Sasuke raised his brows at the comment. Well, that's a new one. Usually it was 'Why don't you get rid of that stick of yours!' or 'Stop trying to copy Natsume from Gakuen Alice. He's ten!' Yes, she implied that he wasn't original. That he got his material from a manga. Insulting, is it not?

"Right, I can't help that my mom wanted me to get the groceries and she wouldn't give me my phone until I did."

Sakura narrowed her eyes,"It's called a payphone! And it does not take an hour to get some veggies and a can of tomatoes!"

Sasuke stared at his teammate. It does not take a mere hour to get a can of tomatoes? Blasphemy! One does not take two minutes to decide on which tomato can to pick. There was different kinds and there was that old man who was really asking for it when—

"Why don't you just say that you don't want to hang out with me!" Dear Lord, the tears were coming, "I know Karin is curvier than me, a-and that she's got that red hair whereas I got the stupid color between red and purple. And - !"

"I hate the color red."

Sakura stopped flailing.

"I hate glasses, especially hers. And I hate the color red, I think it's a crappy color. I like the color pink and I love the color green, but not just any green, especially if it's the one that Lee always wear. And I think curvy people are - "

Sakura leaned in and kissed Sasuke on the lips.

"Why are you kissing me when you're sick? Gross."

Sakura rolled her eyes. She knew the Uchiha loved the fact that she took the initiative because the Uchiha pride made it impossible for him to admit that he wanted to kiss her as much as she wanted to kiss him. In fact, she knew for a while that he liked her but his man-pride is one hell of an ego that didn't allow 'Uchiha's to get a women, because women came to the Uchiha's.'

"Just shut up and kiss me again."

Did Sasuke mention he liked to be whipped around by Sakura? Of course he didn't.

"Damn that teme! I can't believe he made Sakura take the first step!"

"Shut up Naruto, you're being too loud."

"But Shikamaru! He's the man, despite he has no dick, and a man is the one that kisses the girl! Not the other way around!"

"Well, why don't you be a man and let them have their moment."

"But - !"

"Why are we here anyways?"

Pout.

"Because I want teme to finally realize that Sakura is perfect for him."

"I'm outta here."

"Ah wait Shikamaru - !"

Crash.

"Naruto? Is that you?"

"Crap, Sakura-chan? Hehe, fancy meeting you here . . ahh I gotta run!"

Did Sasuke tell you that it turns him on that Sakura can beat Naruto in the sexiest way?