Pygmy Pervert

Spoilers- Teeny tiny
Disclaimer- All belongs to JKR
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Ron had been dozing peacefully in his bed when a loud scream jolted him from a very pleasant dream.

Ron sat straight up in his bed, heart beating wildly. That scream had been very familiar.

"Hermione!"

Ron was out the door and running down the stairs when Hermione screamed again. Hearing the second scream, Ron sped up, skipping steps and jumping onto the third landing.

Not bothering to knock, Ron burst into Ginny's room. Hermione stood in the centre of the room, jumping from one foot to the other and pulling at her tucked in blouse. Relief quickly flickered over her features.

"What is it? What's attacking you?" Ron asked, carefully searching the room. Who knew what could be hiding in here?

Hermione shrieked, bending slightly to one side. "Get it out! Get it out!"

"Where is it? What is it?"

Hermione tore at her blouse buttons. "It's in my shirt! I can feel it moving around! Don't just stand there, help me!"

Ron pushed Hermione's fumbling fingers out of the way and ripped her blouse open, sending buttons flying.

Hermione arched her back and squeaked. "My back! Get it."

Without thinking about the pale skin exposed or how it would look if anyone walked through the open door, Ron reached into Hermione's shirt.

"Stop twitching."

Hermione gave a little growl. "You're tickling me."

"Oh right." The tips of Ron's ears went red. "Ah, got it!"

Ron pulled back, a brightly coloured ball of fluff clenched in one hand.

"Ginny's Pygmy Puff? What on earth?" Hermione peered down at the little bundle that had frightened her.

"That's just what I was going to ask."

Ron and Hermione whirled to face the doorway. Ginny raised an eyebrow at them.

"Nice bra, Hermione," she smirked.

Hermione eeped and pulled the sides of her blouse together.

Ron scowled and thrust the Pygmy Puff at Ginny. "Here, that Pygmy Puff is a ruddy pervert. He went down Hermione's shirt."

"And you valiantly offered to what? Rip her blouse off? Feel her up while fishing poor Arnold out?"

"He startled me, Ginny. I screamed and I think I scared Arnold."

"Uh huh. Whatever. Anyway, Mum wants you two to come down for breakfast." Ginny placed Arnold on her shoulder and started to walk away.

Ginny stopped at the doorway and looked back over her shoulder. "If you two want to make out, can you please not do it in my room? I have to live here. Ron, you have your own room, use it."

"No, we weren't-"

"It wasn't-"

Ignoring the stammering and red faces of her brother and best friend, Ginny tossed her hair over her free shoulder and sauntered out of the room. Halfway down the stairs, Ginny stopped and pulled out an Extendable Ear.

"Hermione, I-"

"Ron, thank you for your help. I'm sorry to have woken you, but Arnold startled me."

"That's all right, Mione. I though you were being hurt, it was a bloody relief that it was just that pygmy pervert."

"Oh." Hermione paused. "That's… that's rather sweet actually."

"Thanks. So, um… next time we're in Daigon Alley, um, want to get a Butterbeer or- or something."

"Sure, I'd- like that."

Ginny slipped the ear back into her pocket. She grinned and gave Arnold a pat.

"Good job, boy."

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