A/N: First, sorry I haven't written in a long time, I get busy. Second, this is only to all of the Johnny lovers, this is only meant for humor, I'm a Johnny lover to. So if you read this, don't stop liking me. And read my editors story's, you.
It was a typical afternoon at the Curtis house. Two-bit was doing what he usually does; drinking beer, and eating chocolate cake while watching Mickey Mouse, and Ponyboy was reading Gone with the Wind again. Then all the sudden the door flew open and Jonny busted inside.
"Hey, guys," Johnny said.
"Whoa Johnny aren't you like… dead?" Two-bit asked.
"Yeah, but I saw you guys kept making list's and I get bored so I made one of my own. I wanted to show you guys, so I dug up my body, over powered it , and then ran all the way here," Johnny told them.
"Ok, let's hear it", Pony said.
"Number 1, Johnny is allowed to die in a fire saving kids."
"No way," Pony said like an angry kid.
"Yes. Number 2, Johnny is allowed to hurt ponyboy while cutting his hair."
"I'm good with that one," Two-bit said, and then Pony punched Two-bit in the arm, although it hurt Ponyboy more than it did Two-bit.
"Number 3, Johnny is allowed to listen to Ponyboy read Gone with the Wind to him."
"Good, good," Pony said.
"Number 4, Johnny is allowed to not have to know how to read."
"Ooh can I do that too?" Two-bit asked.
"And numbers 5," Johnny said, ignoring Two-bit's question, "Johnny is allowed to run away with Ponyboy, find Dally, go to an abandoned church and live there for a while."
"Wow that was really… detailed," Pony said.
"Well, that's my list," Johnny said. Then he dropped dead.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," Ponyboy yelled.
"Oh calm down, you'll see him, soon," Two-bit said with an evil smile.