Here's the first chapter of TDtM Dream. Hope you like it. I'll try to make a new chapter each day.
Everyone allowed back were standing in an airport holding suit cases. Bridgette and Lindsay start talking to each other.
Lindsay: Hey! I remember you! You're Ridgette!
Bridgette: It's Bridgette. So, how've you been?
Lindsay: (sobbing)I miss Beth! She used that million to move to France with Gradey!(stops sobbing)How about you?
Bridgette: I miss Geoff. He has to host another aftermath this season. (Takes photo of Geoff out of her pocket, and starts making out with it)
Then, Heather and Izzy start talking.
Izzy:(to herself)Dancing crackers! Dancing crackers! Dancing crackers!(getting louder)DANCING CRACKERS!
Heather: SHUT UP CRAZY GIRL! And what's this dancing cracker crap?
Izzy: Just a little song I made up. I just can't get enough of crackers. Especially, Uncle Cracker.
Heather: Okay.
Izzy:I can see your hair grew back.
Heather: Yeah. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I kinda miss being bald. I think it gave me more popularity. How've you been Izzy? Or is it E-Scope? Or Explosivo?
Izzy:Call me whatever you want. Just call Explosivo, Explosivo.
Heather: What?
Izzy:(in bad Mexican accent)Explosivo is boom-boomtastic! (laughs)!
Then we see Alejandro and Sierra behind a wall wearing sunglasses. They are talking to Chris one their cell phones. Because of his Spanish name, Alejandro talks in a thick Spanish accent.
Alejandro: What's the plan again?
Chris: (through the phone)Just talk to one or two of them, say you're a big fan, walk away, and meet me outside.
Alejandro: Are you kidding? I can't talk to those dirty filthy pigs! I can't even stand next to them. There severe ugliness will ruin my plan to take over the world with my looks!
Chris: (through the phone)What?
Alejandro: (realizes what he said)I mean, the guys. I'll talk to some of the girls. They'll make excellent henchmen and slaves.
Chris: (through the phone now talking to Sierra)Do you remember the plan?
Sierra: (screams and excited) You're talking to me again! Chris is actually talking to me!
Chris: (through the phone) Calm down. Do you remember the plan?
Sierra: Yeah! Yeah! Just let me go out there and fulfill my dreams!
Alejandro walks up to the line of characters. Bridgette and Lindsay take notice.
Bridgette: Ooooh, he's hot.
Lindsay: I know, right?
He approaches them.
Alejandro: Hey, you two remind me of someone.
Lindsay: (gasps)Oh my gosh! He's French.
Alejandro: No, I'm Spanish. You know, you kinda look like Lindsay from Total Drama.(points to Bridgette)and you look like Bridgette.
Bridgette: (blushing and laughing) You're right!
Alejandro: Wow! I'm such a big fan.
Lindsay: What's your name?
Alejandro: (seductively and shaking her hand)Alejandro.(Lindsay starts blushing.)
Bridgette: (swooning)What a beautiful name.
Alejandro: (starts to walk away)See ya! I'll be rooting for you. Maybe if one of you wins we could go on a (rolls r's) romantic cruise.
Bridgette faints.
We now see Sierra behind a wall again.
Sierra: EEEEEEEEEEEEE! It's my turn.(talking to herself) Okay, Sierra, keep it together. You're about to meet your idols. Don't make a fool out of yourself or they'll think you're a freak.
We now see Sierra screaming with joy and running to Izzy and Heather with her arms spread out.
Heather: Brace yourself, crazy girl. It's an obsessed fan
Sierra is now next to them. She gives them both the tightest hug ever.
Sierra: (screams and excited)! Izzy! Heather! From Total Drama!(hugs tighter)I LOVE YOU! I'M THE BIGGEST FAN OF THE SHOW EVER!
Izzy seems really happy to see a fan, but Heather doesn't and pushes her off of her.
Heather: Get off of me! You are the most disgusting-
Before she could finish, Izzy interrupts.
Izzy: (to Sierra)Well, aren't you the craziest train in the station. What's your name?
Sierra: It's Sierra! Don't forget or I'll die! I'm like the biggest fan of TDI in history!
Heather: Yeah, I think we realized that.
Izzy:It was very nice meeting you. Now run along before your parents forget you.
Sierra: Bye! (in her head) OMG, this is the greatest day of my life. And the best part is, I get to be in this season!
Everyone finally made it outside to board the plane, when suddenly...
Pilot: Sorry you guys, but the plane is full, you'll have to take the bus.
They all took the long, long trip by bus. They all exit the bus.
Izzy: This is gonna be one great season!(Jumps on top of Ezekiel)WOOOOOO!(Ezekiel screams as they fall on the ground).
Chris is there in an abandoned airport far away from the last one.
Chris: Hello everyone. Glad to see you could all make it.
Owen: It's great to be back, Chris!
Noah: Explain to me why we all came here by plane and then bus.
Chris: I knew you would ask that. Let me explain, in this season, you, me, and Chef of course, will be doing another season...but this time, it's international! You will all be traveling around the world in Chris Airlines.
Everyone cheered with excitement.
Owen: Woooo! Around the world! I've always wanted to go to Greece!
Cody: France, here I come!
Gwen: Italy!
Heather: Japan!
Ezekiel: Canada!
Everyone stares at Ezekiel like he's from Pluto.
Ezekiel: What? My parents told me Canada is the greatest country, and I should despise all others. Especially the countries where women over populate men, eh?
Chris: Zeke, it be best if you shut up.
Ezekiel: Sorry.
Chris: Inside this plane is your beds, breakfast, and bathrooms. You will be able to use the confession airplane bathroom to tell the viewers, what's on your mind. After every challenge, there will be an elimination ceremony, where you must earn a barf bag. And if you don't receive a barf bag you must immediately fall down the Drop of Shame, to the Helipad of Losers and you can't come back...ever. On the Brightside, you get to travel around the world. One day you could be sipping tea in England, and the next day, you'll be making out in France.
Owen: This is gonna be awesome!
Chris: But, there's a catch. Once you arrive in a different nation, I will have this special chime. (pulls out a chime that looks like a triangle) Once I ring this chime, you all have to sing every time!
Everyone moans with disgust.
Duncan: And if we don't sing?
Chris: Simple! You're out! So, you must sing, no matter the circumstance.
Another bus comes by stopping right next to the others.
Gwen: What's the other bus for?
Chris: Oh yeah. I have a very special announcement. This season, we're bringing two new members of the Total Drama family. Everyone, I'd like you first to meet...
Alejandro comes out of the bus.
Chris: …Alejandro!
Every girl gasps and swoons over how hot he is.
Alejandro: Hola!
Chris: Alejandro is are second person in the whole series to be from country other than Canada. He is native to Spain.
Lindsay and Bridgette rush to Alejandro.
Bridgette: Hey, we saw him at the airport.
Chris: I know you did. We set it up, so a few of you could meet these guys before the show started. So, a few of you might have met our next new member...
Sierra walks out of the bus
Chris: ...Sierra!
Sierra: (breathing heavily) Anybody got a paper bag I could breathe into?
Izzy: Sierra!
Heather: (to herself)Oh God help us all.
Chris: Sierra is the self-proclaimed, biggest fan of Total Drama.
Sierra: I'm not self-proclaimed! I am the biggest fan. I know everything about your personal lives.
Chris: Oh yeah? Where was I born?
Sierra: Ottawa Ontario.
Chris: (creeped out)Uh, Am I married and do I have kids?
Sierra: You aren't married and you are a single father to a ten-year old girl named Christina.
Chris: (creeped out even more)Uh, have I won an Oscar?
Sierra: One. You won the Academy Award for Best Actor for Broken back Mountain.
Chris: Okay, now approach your favorite person on the show, and tell me a few details about him or her.
Sierra: Okay!
She zips to Cody.
Sierra: (screams Cody! It's you!(picks him up) I love you! I LOVE YOU!
Cody: Let go of me please.(she lets go)What do you know about me.
Sierra:(talking fast)You're seventeen, you love technology, you're a grade A student in calculus, your hero is Austin Powers, your blood type is AB negative, and the only thing you love more than technology is girls, and your favorite girl is Gwen. But, you can forget about her because you and I were made for each other.
Cody: (standing motionless, with his jaw hanging, eyes bugging out of his skull, and twitching his eye.)
LeShawna: (whispering to Gwen) I have some kind of feeling that I won't like that girl.
Chris: Alright, everyone, while we wait for our plane to come, I want to hear a sample of your singing. You can sing any song you want. Sing the beginning or chorus only. If I say stop, you stop. Now since we have some newbies here, Sierra and Alejandro can go first. Sierra, what do you got?
Sierra: (clears throat then begins singing like an annoying pop idol) I'm your biggest fan. I'll follow you until you love me. Papa-Paparazzi. Baby, there's no other supe rstar, you know that I'll be your Papa-Paparazzi! Promise I'll be kind, but I won't stop until that boy is mine. Baby, you'll be famous. Chase, you down until you love me. Papa-Paparazzi!
Chris doesn't look impressed.
Chris: Not bad, I guess. I give you a 6 out of 10. Alejandro?
Alejandro: (singing beautifully with of hint of the Spanish accent) Man, it's a hot one. Like seven inches from the midday sun. Well, I hear you whispering the words that melt everyone. But, you stay so cool. My munequita, my Spanish, Harlem, Mona Lisa. You're my reason for reason, the step in my groove. And if you said, this life ain't good enough, I would give my world to lift you up, I could change my life to better suit your mood, 'Cause you're so smooth.
Chris: Awesome, dude. 9 out of 10.
Bridgette and Lindsay stare at him dreamily.
Lindsay: Not only is he hot, he can sing so well.
Bridgette: Uh-huh.
Chris: Okay, as for the rest of you, I'll determine who goes next based on where the first letter in your name in alphabetical order. So, next is...Bridgette.
Bridgette: (gulp)
Lindsay: Don't be scared. Try to beat Spaghetti-O's score, and maybe he'll kiss you!
Bridgette: Okay, I'll try. (singing mediocre I'm picking up good vibrations. He's giving me excitations. I'm picking up good vibrations. He's giving me excitations. Good, good, good, good vibrations! He's giving me excitations. Good, good, good, good vibrations! He's giving me excitations.
Chris:Hmmmm. 5 out of 10.
Bridgette looks at Alejandro. He smiles at her. She blushes.
Chris: Next, Cody!
Cody: (singing off-key) You don't have to say, what you did. I already know, I found out from him. Now there's just no chance, for you and me, there'll never be. And don't it make you sad about it. You told me you loved me-
Before he could finish, Chris interrupts.
Chris: Stop! Stop! I can't take it! 2 out of 10. That was awful.
Cody looks ashamed.
Chris: Courtney?
Courntey: (singing like angel) :Each morning I get up, I die a little, can barely stand on my feet. Take a look in the mirror and cry. Lord, what you're doing to me? I have spent all my years in believing you. But, I just can't get no relief, Lord! Somebody, ooooh , somebody. Can anybody find me somebody to love?
Chris: (tearing up)Magnifico! 10 out of 10. I expect good things from you. Just as long as you don't sue!
Courtney: No problem. My lawyers quit, so I have nothing else to do.
Chris: DJ?
DJ: (singing very well, but in a deep, raspy voice) I see trees of green, red roses too. I see them bloom, for me and you. And I think to myself, what a wonderful world.
Chris: (yawns)I could fall asleep to that. 8 out of 10.
DJ: It is a wonderful world, isn't it?
Chris: Yeah, especially for the rich people. Duncan?
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Duncan: (arms crossed)I'm not singing.
Chris: Okay, but you know that means automatic elimination, right?
Duncan: (sighs)Fine. (singing unenthusiastically) My shadow's the only one who walks beside me. My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating. Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me. 'Till then, I walk alone.
Chris gives him a blank stare.
Chris: 1 out of 10. Now move it!
Courtney: Duncan, you could have sung better.
Duncan: I don't sing.
Courtney: (angrily) That's the kinda thing that'll get you eliminated.
Duncan: I'd rather be eliminated then be here.
Courtney: (kisses Duncan on the cheek)But, if you weren't here, you wouldn't be with me.
Duncan smiles.
Duncan: Okay, I'll try my best next time.
Chris: Ezekiel?
Ezekiel: (singing horribly off key)We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control. No dark sarcasm in the classroom. Teacher, leave them kids alone.
Chris: Please, Stop! You're worse than Cody! 1 out of 10.
Ezekiel begins to cry like a baby. Cody pats him on the back.
Cody: There, there. Not everybody can sing.
Chris: Gwen?
Gwen:(Singing like an emo) How can you see into my eyes like open doors? Leading you down into my core, where I've become so numb, without a soul, my spirit sleeping somewhere cold. Until you find it there, and lead it back...home. Wake me up inside! Wake me up inside! Call my name and save me from the dark. Bid my blood to run, before I come undone. Save me from the nothing I've become.
Chris: (whistles)That was a dark song. Very nice. 8 out of 10. Harold?
Harold: (singing in rap form)I like big butts, and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny. When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist, and a round thing in your face, you get...
Chris:Stop! We're not supposed to play that song on air.
Harold:Sorry.
Chris: But, as for your singing...5 out of 10. Maybe you could be a rapper.
Harold:I could be a rapper. I'll get all the ladies.
Chris:Heather?
Heather: (singing seductively) He's a cold hearted snake. Look into his eyes. Oh, oh, oh. He's been telling lies. He's a lover boy at play. He don't play by the rules. Oh, oh, oh. Girl, don't play the fool-no.
Chris: Who's this cold hearted snake you're singing about?
Heather: You.
Chris: (laughs)Thanks. 6 out of 10. Izzy?
Izzy:(singing very well with a lot of enthusiasm) I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind. But, there was something so pleasant about that place. Even your emotions had an echo... in so much space. And when you're out there, without care, yeah, I was out of touch. But, it wasn't because I didn't know enough. I just knew too much. Does that make me crazy? Does that make me crazy? Does that make me crazy? Possibly...
Chris: That was pretty good. 8 out of 10.
Izzy: Wait! Explosivo has a song too.
Chris: Fine. Go ahead.
Izzy: (singing as Explosivo)I like that boom boom pow! (Owen pulls her away while she continues to sing)Them chickens jackin my style!
Chris: LeShawna?
LeShawna: (singing like a disco star) Go on now, go! Walk out the door. Just turn around now, 'cause you're not welcome anymore. Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with 'goodbye'? You think I'd crumble? You think I'd lay down and die? Oh no, not I! I will survive! Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive! I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give! I will survive! I will survive!
Chris:I love that song. 8 out of 10. Lindsay?
Lindsay: (singing slightly off-key and getting words wrong) My loneliness is thrilling me. I must confess, I will receive. When I'm not with you, I choose my mind. Give me a sign. Kick me baby, one more time!
Courtney: You idiot! It's 'My loneliness is killing me. I must confess, I still believe. When, I'm not with you, I loose my mind. Give me a sign. Hit me baby, one more time!
Chris: Courtney's right. Next time, pick a song you know all the words to. Anyway, 3 out of 10.
Alejandro winks at her. She blushes.
Chris: (laughing)Noah?
Noah takes a sip of water.
Chris:(angrily)Come on. The plane will be here any minute now! What am I saying? You'll probably have the worst singing voice...
Noah:(sings like a choir of angels)All around me are familiar faces, worn-out places, worn-out faces. Bright and early for their daily races, going nowhere, going nowhere. Their tears are filling up their glasses, no expression, no expression. Hide my head, I want to drown my sorrow, no tomorrow, no tomorrow. And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had. I find it hard to tell you, 'cause I find it hard to take. When people run in circles, it's a very, very... mad world. Mad world, mad world, mad world.
Everyone stands there stunned at how good he did.
Chris: W-Wow. Out of all people to have such a great singing voice, you. I mean, all you do is sit around and read a book.
Noah: My mom forced me to take singing lessons. I've been singing since I was 10.
Chris: You're amazing! 10 out of 10. Owen?
Owen: (singing as if he's at a karaoke party) In touch with the ground. I'm on the hunt, I'm after you. Smell like I sound. I'm lost in a crowd. And I'm hungry like the wolf. Straddle the line with discord and rhyme. I'm on the hunt, I'm after you. Mouth is alive with juices like wine. And I'm hungry like the wolf.
Chris:I t's okay. 6 out if 10.
Owen: I'm hungry like the wolf right now.
Chris: Don't worry, Chef will be here with the plane, and you'll get dinner. Tyler?
Tyler: (singing so-so) Hello? Hello? Hello? How low? Hello? Hello? Hello? How low? Hello? Hello? Hello? How low? Hello? Hello? Hello? With the lights out, it's less dangerous. Here we are now, entertain us! I feel stupid, and contagious. Here we are now, entertain us!
Chris: Meh. 4 out of 10.
Suddenly a plane comes out of nowhere. Once it came into better view, everyone could see how crappy it is.
Chris: Now boarding..Chris Airlines!
Owen: Oooh. Classy. (kicks the plane. A piece of the plane falls on his head, knocking him out in the process.)
Chris: We're sending you a first-class seat to all the action...right here! On Total...Drama...(singing)the Muicaaaaaaaaaal!
Everyone is inside the plane.
Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama the Musical! Here we are inside the great Chris Airlines.
Noah: By great, you mean greatly diseased ridden.
Chris: The confession airplane bathroom is near the left wing anytime you need it, and the kitchen is in the right wind during breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
[Confession Airplane Bathroom]
Sierra: (gasps) My first confession! Hey Mom! Hey Dad!
Alejandro: Audience, beware. I will rule you all one day. I will defeat everyone on this show. One by one, they'll all go down.
[End]
Chef: Hey everybody. Bet you're all happy to see me again.
Cody: Not really.
Gwen: Back to more crappy food, right?
Chef: Nope.
Gwen: Really?
Chef: Yeah. This time, I'm giving all of you a real meal. Each night, I will give you food popular in the location we arrive at the next day. It might clue you in on what country we go to. Today's special is bread with some hot vegetable stew and sweetened tea.
Owen: Mmmmm. Always liked to try something new.(dips bread in stew and eats it)This isn't bad.
Heather: It's a poor peoples food. We must be going to a poor country.
Harold: I was reading in my encyclopedia about cuisine from around the world, and I found this kind of food in the section of Egypt.
Courtney: Egypt?
Gwen: Egypt?
Owen: Egypt! Wooo! We're goin' to Egypt tomorrow!
Alejandro: (whispering to himself)Maybe I could find some slaves there.
He Notices Bridgette and Lindsay staring at him.
Bridgette: So, what's it like in Spain?
Alejandro: Well, I get to see a bull fight every day, I have a great view of Madrid at my house, and all the girls love me.
Lindsay: German people must be hot.
Alejandro: (frustrated)I'm Spanish!
Sierra: Oh my God, I'm actually with the cast! These will be the greatest days of my life.
Izzy: So, if Cody's your favorite, whose your second favorite?
Sierra: You, of course! I love your craziness!
Izzy: Thanks. And who do you hate?
Sierra: I don't hate anybody. I just love people more than others. I mean, I do have a least favorite, but I still love him to death.
Izzy: Who is it?
Sierra: Owen.
Izzy: Aw, why? He's a really nice guy, and he loves everyone. I bet he'd love you.
Sierra: I just don't like the farting, but I still love him. He loves you and food more than anything though.
Izzy: You're right. He's one of the people I've met who hates no one. Why does this world have to be full of hate?
Sierra: It's just the nature of the people in this world.
Izzy: (eating her food like a wild animal speaking with her mouth full)Amen.
Chris: Guess what else we're introducing?
Owen: Uh..
Chris: Dinner and a show! For the first night, me and Chef will sing. Hit it Chef!
Chef plays the saxophone really well.
Chris: (singing very well) Money, get away. Get a job with more pay, and you're okay. Money, it's a gas. Grab that cash with both hands, and make a stash. New car, caviar, four star dream, think I'll buy me a football team.
Chef does a saxophone solo. The solo suddenly changes beat.
Chef: (singing jazzy) People always told me, 'Be careful what you do. Don't go around breaking young girl's hearts.' And mother always told me, 'Be careful who you love. And be careful what you do, 'cause the lie becomes the truth'. Billie Jean's not my lover. She's just a girl who claims that I am the one. But, the kid is not my son. She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son.
Cody: Where did he learn to play such a great sax?
Sierra: He used to be a member of a Jazz band.
Cody: How do you know?
Sierra: I know everything about your personal lives, remember.
Cody: Oh yeah. Interesting.
The song ends. Chris makes an announcement.
Chris: Everyone, we will start our first Barf Bag ceremony soon, but first, I want to see how you will all cooperate singing in a group. One of you can sing the first song that pops in your head, and hope the rest of you know the song.(he pulls out the chime)Ready! Get some air!
Chris rings the chime.
Cody:(singing) Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Cody, Owen, DJ and Noah:(singing)Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality.
Everyone :(singing)Open your eyes, look up the skies and see.
Cody: (singing) I'm just a poor boy. I need no sympathy. Because I'm...
Everyone: (singing)...easy come, easy go. Little high, little low. Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me.
Cody: (singing)To me.
DJ: (singing)Mama just killed a man.
DJ, Duncan, and Tyler: (singing)Put a gun against his head.
Courtney and Heather: (singing)Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
Alejandro, Lindsay, and Bridgette: (singing)Mama, life had just begun.
DJ and Sierra: (singing)But, now I've gone and thrown it all away.
DJ: (singing)Mama, ooooo! Didn't mean to make you cry.
DJ, LeShawna, and Gwen: (singing)If I'm not back again this time tomorrow....Carry on...Carry on. As if nothing really matters.
Owen and Izzy: (singing)To late, my time has come. Sends shivers down my spine. Body's aching all the time. Goodbye, everybody. I've got to go. Got to leave you all behind and face the truth.
DJ, Owen, and Izzy: (singing)Mama,oooo!
DJ:(singing) I don't wanna die, I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.
Noah: (singing)I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Everyone: (singing) Scaramouch, Scaramouch will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lighting, very, very, frightening me!
Izzy: (singing) Galileo!
Owen: (singing) Galileo!
Izzy: (singing) Galileo!
Owen: (singing) Galileo!
Izzy and Owen: (singing) Galileo, Figaro!
Ezekiel: (singing)Magnifico! Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Harold: (singing) I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
LeShawna, Ezekiel, Heather, Bridgette, and DJ: (singing)He's just a poor boy from a poor family. Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
Harold: (singing)Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Duncan and Courtney:(singing) Bismillah! No, we will not let you go!
Everyone else: (singing)Let him go!
Duncan and Courtney: (singing)Bismillah! We will not let you go!
Harold: (singing)Let me go!
Duncan and Courtney: (singing)Bismillah! We will not let you go!
Harold: (singing)Let me go!
Duncan and Courtney: (singing) Will not let you go!
Harold:(singing)Let me go!
Duncan and Courtney: (singing) Will not let you go!
Harold:(singing)Let me go! Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Duncan and Courtney: (singing)No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Harold: (singing)Mama mia! Mama mia!
Everyone: (singing)Mama mia, let me go! Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me!
Ezekiel: (singing)So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Everyone: (singing) Oh Baby, can't do this to me baby! Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here! Ooo, ooo yeah.
Heather: (singing) Nothing really matters. Anyone can see. Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me.
Everyone:(singing)Anyway the wind blows.
Chris: (teary eyed)That was amazing everybody! (stares at Cody, Duncan and Ezekiel)Well, almost everybody. Good way to start. But, unfortunately, you have to vote someone off. See you at the Barf Bag ceremony.
Later, at the Barf Bag ceremony...
Chris: Tonight, we have our very first Barf Bag ceremony. When I call your name, you're safe. And if you don't receive a Barf Bag, you must immediately jump the Drop of Shame, to the Helipad of Losers, and you can't come back...ever! First Barf Bag goes to Courtney... Noah...Alejandro...DJ...Gwen...Izzy...LeShawna...Sierra...Heather...Owen…Bridgette...Harold…Tyler…Lindsay...Cody.
Duncan and Ezekiel look scared to death.
Chris: My fellow passengers...this is the final Barf Bag of the evening.
(Dramatic music)
Chris: Duncan.
Duncan: (sigh of relief)
Ezekiel: Again? Why am I always voted off the first time, eh?
Chris: Sorry, buddy. Maybe, next season.
Ezekiel puts his parachute on. Then, he jumps off. Everyone else watches down the hole as they waves goodbye.
Ezekiel:(crying)Why? Why? Why, God, why?(begins singing very, very off-key)Well, I won't back down. No, I won't back down. You can stand me up at the gates of hell, but I won't back down. No, I'll stand my ground, won't be turned around, and I'll keep this world from draggin' me down. Gonna stand my ground, and I won't back down. (Crying hysterically)