So I was rifling through the documents on my computer, when I came upon my favorite quotes from the CW show, Supernatural. I was re-reading them, laughing to myself, when Twilight fanfic drabbles started running through my head. Naturally, they continued to pummel me until I sat down and started to write.

I'm not sure how many there will be; it depends on how long they continue to inspire me. But all the drabbles will be inspired, and include, a quote from Supernatural. If you've never seen the show, I suggest you change your evil, ignorant ways and watch it. It's beyond amazing; and the gorgeous man candy doesn't hurt it at all.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to Twilight or Supernatural. If I did, I would make Jasper and Sam hook up, and enjoy the hot man on hot man action. ; )

Chapter 1: Overcompensating

Dean: Of course, the most troubling question is, why do these people assume we're gay?
Sam: Well you are kind of butch – they probably think you're overcompensating

-Season 2: Playthings

"Of course the town is very accepting of people of all races, religions, and….sexual orientations." The realtor looked at the two handsome men with a welcoming smile.

The two men look at each other, before the tall blond responded. "Right. Well, that's good to know. Thank you."

"I'll just give you to some time to talk. I'll be right outside if you need me!" With that the perky redhead turned on her three inch black peep-toe pumps – a little bit of a strange site to see during the day in such a small town – and walked outside.

The blond shook his head in amusement. "That's the third one today. Well, what do you think of the place?"

"I don't even know why Esme is making us do this. Shouldn't this be her job – or one of the girl's?" the burly man questioned.

"Emmett, you know it's their annual spa week. The better question is why we have to go house searching now."

"I don't Jas, but this is ridiculous. Of course, the most troubling question is, why do these people assume we're gay?"

"Well, you are kind of butch – they probably think you're overcompensating for something," Jasper replied with a chuckle.

"I'm not butch! I'm …manly and muscular…and, aw hell, I guess I might be a little butch. But in a very manly way! At least I'm the guy in the relationship!" Emmett's voice took on a haughty and teasing tone.

"What? Why would you be the guy? Overcompensating, remember?!" Jasper couldn't believe he was having this conversation with his brother.

"Are you kidding? Look at you! Long, silky blond locks. Pretty face. Smooth, graceful movements. Totally the girl!"

Jasper looked at Emmett slightly incredulous. "I'm a little concerned that you see me that way." He paused for a moment before continuing, batting his eyes, "You really think my hair is silky?"

"Shut up, dude. At least we'd be a hot gay couple!" Emmett's voice was totally serious, which, once more, worried Jasper.

"What makes you think I would go for you?" Jasper shot back.

"Aw, come on. I'm way too loveable for you to resist my charms!"

The redhead walked in a moment later, to the site of the burly man bending the blond back in a passionate embrace. She sighed to herself and though, all the good ones are gay.

So, how was it? I know Jasper and Emmett might be out of character, but that's the beauty of fanfiction right? Let me know what you think, and if I get good responses I'll continue the drabble series.

Love!

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