Sarah: i am like so sorry i am taking so long in writing stories but...i've had basketball practice and everyting and-
Naruto: Saraaaaaaaaaaaaah-himeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Bushy-brow wont stay away from Sakura! EVEN THOUGH I KEEP WARNING HIM THAT SASUKE'S GONNA-
Sasuke: GET BACK HERE LEE!
Naruto: nevermind...
Sakura: Sasuke! drop him....drop him NOW! or Sakura smash!
Sarah: u watched "The Incredible Hulk" didn't u?
Sakura:...maybe....
Sasuke: just get with the story damn it!!!!!!!!
Sarah: fine whatever....but just so we're clear your punishment is gonna be the story
Sakura: CANT WAIT! wait....wut's his punishment for...leaving the village?
Sarah: yep anyway this story will be set with them at the age of 13. Naruto, disclaimer please!
Naruto: alright! SARAH-HIME DOES NOT OWN ME, I BELONG TO MISASHI KISHIMOTO and that just sounded so wrong....TO THE STORY!
"talking"
'thoughts'
'inner'
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The rookie 9 and Gai's(idk how to spell it ppl deal w/it!) were sitting around the Hyuga compound....bored.
"I'M BORED OUT OF MY MIND!" Naruto shouted.
"Oh well here's an idea, Naruto...SHUT THE HELL UP WHILE WE THINK OF SOMETHING TO DO!" Hinata exclaimed.
After her little outburst, everyone just sweatdropped.
"I've got an idea," Ino stated with a light bulb over her head.
"Ino-pig, are you thinking what I'm thinking"
"I think I am, Forehead."
Sakura and Ino looked at everyone else and shouted, "TRUTH OR DARE!"
All the guys, except for Naruto, groaned.
"I'll go first," Sakura said, "Uh...Shino, truth or dare?"
"...Dare, I guess..."
"Okay, I dare you to go up on the Hokage Monument, with a microphone, and sing "Barbie Girl" by Aqua!" Sakrua told him while trying not to laugh.
Everyone else was rolling on the floor with laughter. Poor Shino.
Later he came back with a scared look on his face.
"S-Shino, a-are you okay?"
"No. Lady Tsunade is looking for me....she was in a meeting...Anyway, uh, Kiba...truth or dare and hurry up before that old hag finds me!"
"Okay okay! Geez...truth!"
"Is it true you have a teddy bear that you tell all your secrets to?"
Poor Kiba. He blushed madly and said, "Uh...yes."
Everyone started cracking up.
"Anyway, Lee, truth or dare?" the now embarassed Kiba asked.
"TRUTH BECAUSE THE TRUTH IS-"
"Okay cuttin' ya off right there, anyway is it true you're bisexual?"
"What kind of question is that?" Sakura asked.
"Acturally no it is not...I'm gay," Lee replied.
All the guys then moved far away from Lee.
Kiba's eye was twitching, "I guess that's why you and Gai-sensei always do those dramatic scenes."
Lee frowned, "Sakura, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
Lee smirked an evil smirk. Sakura started sweating.
Dear God, what have I done? She thought to herself.
"I dare you to.....go up on the Hokage Tower and sing "When I Grow Up" by The Pussycat Dolls.
"Excuse me?"
Everyone waited with anticipation. She actually did it!
When she came back, everyone was, of course, laughing.
Sakura sat down and said, "My turn. Ino truth or dare?"
"DARE!"
"Consider this payback 'cause I know you gave Lee the idea for my dare!"
*gulp* uh-oh what's she gonna do, Ino's mind raced.
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Sarah: hahahahahahahaha! this is gonna be funny!
Sakura: can't wait to see what i do to Ino that porker! CHA!
Sasuke:...still cant believe you did that dare, Sakura...
Sakura: Sasuke....i cant either! i mean really that was ridiculus!
Lee: PLEASE REVIEW! THANKIES! and yes i am in love with Gai-sensei!