Gwendals' An April Fool
(or is he?)
Gwendal had woken up that day in a relatively good mood. He bathed and dressed and when he went to brush his dark grey hair, his solid silver brush handle snapped.
"Shinou dammit!! That was my favorite brush!" he cursed the loss of his precious hair utensil.
Gwen opened his office door to be doused in a splash of ice cold water from a bucket that hung above the door to tip and drown the entrant.
"….!!!" was his only response. A change of clean dry clothes later, he sat in his chair and got promptly to work. He took the sorted papers into the maou's office and heard the sounds of heavy panting on the other side.
"WOLFRAM VON BIELEFELD!!!" he bellowed as he rushed in to finally catch them in the act of, jumping jacks and squat thrusts?!? "….."
"Yes Gwendal?" he asked innocently. An eye twitch and low growl was the only answer to his inquiry. "I love you big brother." Wolfram hugged his favorite brother and Gwendal hugged his baby brother.
When they each turned around, Wolf had a sign on his back that read 'Turn me around, I'm going in the wrong direction.'
Gwendal's sign said 'I heart fluffy kitties.'
Several hours later
Wolf: Why the hell are people spinning me in circles?
Gwen: Where did all these cutesy wootsy kitty kitties come from?
Kitty-kitties: MEOW, NYAAAHHHHH!!!!!!