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Episode One
Ring, Ring!
"Moshi moshi! Minamino residence!"
"Kurama? What happened to your voice?"
"Kurama? I think you have the wrong number..."
"Oops, wrong name. Uh... Oh yea, Shuichi there?"
"No, he went to a friend's house. Who are you?"
"I'm Yusuke." Pause. "You're Kurama's sister!!!"
"Who is this Kurama person?!?!?!"
"Never mind. Bye! click
Yusuke's House
Ding dong
"I GOT IT!!!" Yusuke and Kuwabara yelled at the same time. They crashed into each other getting to the door. Hiei stepped over them calmly and opened the door.
"Hello Hiei... Yusuke, Kuwabara, what are you two doing on the floor?" Kurama asked.
"We both went for the door... Ow, my head..."
"Hello hello!" Botan appeared suddenly, sitting on her oar. All four boys jumped.
"Botan! Don't do that!" Yusuke yelled.
"Oh, come on, Yusuke! Why can't I have a little fun?" Botan giggled. Then she became serious. "Koenma has another mission for you."
"Oh great. Tell that annoying toddler that I'm not doing another mission where I'm going to get killed." Yusuke grumbled, falling back onto the couch.
"Well, it's your job..."
"Alright, alright! What does he want me to do?" Koenma's head popped up at this remark.
"Hello Yusuke!" Said Koenma, oblivious to Yusuke's flipping the couch over "There's something wrong in Makai, and—"
Suddenly, the wall behind Yusuke collapsed with a loud "BOOM", covering him with rubble.
"Urameshi!"
"Yusuke!"
"I'm alright, I'm alright!" Yusuke yelled, waving an arm out of the pile.
"Err... Sorry about that..."
Yes, yes, I know it's a short episode/chapter.
Kuwabara: Damn, it's so obvious who that is...
Person: Mmhm
Kurama: I hardly say anything...
Hiei: ...
Yusuke: Anyways... Stay tuned for the next episode of Akuryou no Shikaku!