Disclaimer: Seikimatsu Occult Gakuin, its original plot, characters, turn of events, and the like are not mine. This is just some crazed-up fan version, wherein if I owned Seikimatsu Occult Gakuin everything can happen and I'll make everything crazy. It will even reach season 100 and Fumiaki from the future won't die. Anyway, it's not mine, just this story's plot.

Warnings: OOC or whatever (I'm not sure if I had written them right), depicting violence and my choice of words are stupid. My grammar isn't even correct. If it was correct then it's a miracle. The reader's the one to judge, which is you.

Kapitel 1: Unceremoniously

Inside the Principal's office…

"Uwaa~!" Uchida Fumiaki, widely known as the history teacher Minoru Abe, has been experiencing yet another beating from Waldstein Academy's principal, Kumashiro Maya.

"That's for being part of the Occult!" Maya-san said in her usual angry tone.

Fumiaki managed to dodge one punch before he was sent flying once again to the wall. "I thought I'm already cleared on that?"

Maya's angry face contorted even further. "Don't make up stories yourself, Bunmei!" and he was then greeted again by a sharp punch to his face. Beaten up, he scrambled away from the office before Maya could begin punching him again. But before he could escape, he was greeted by two of his students, Kozue and Ami.

"Hey, Abe-sensei." A gruff voice for a girl called out to him. Fumiaki stopped in his tracks and slowly turned to look at his student who was calling out to him. It was Ami, together with Kozue, obviously on their way to Maya-san's office.

"What is it?" he asked, his façade of a courageous teacher slowly falling apart. I'm in the middle of escaping, you know? Fumiaki had no choice but to face his students with farce courage. "Anything I can do to help?"Fumiaki asked in his most convincing courageous tone. Talk about bad luck, was what keeps on circling inside his head.

He was eyed by Ami suspiciously at first because of his very unusual behavior, and then held out to him a deck of cards. "We were just on our way to Maya's office. Thought we could play a game. How about you join us?"

Fumiaki's brows furrowed. If I saw Maya again I would never live to see the end of the world!

"I'm sorry but-"

"Heh?" Ami suddenly said, abruptly cutting off Fumiaki. "Don't tell me you're that scared to get defeated by us?"

"I-I'm n-no-not!" Fumiaki said without even noticing how his voice had been trembling.

"If not, then why is your voice trembling?" Kozue asked this time, with the glasses-wearing girl looking a lot more courageous than him as his knees are already shaking.

"Sigh," Fumiaki breathed, his shoulders slumped and he looked like hell had set itself before his very eyes. If only I could tell you, Fumiaki said to the imaginary Ami and Kozue inside his head. "O-okay! Off we g-go, then!" he said in real life, but he was already dripping with sweat from fright. I'm dead meat!

Inside the Principal'soffice,again…

"So, what are we gonna do with those?" Maya asked, pointing to the deck of cards in front of her, which were vulgarly displayed by Ami.

"We're gonna play the Old Maid!"

"Oh. The Old Maid game!" Fumiaki suddenly butted in. "I know that gam-"

Before Fumiaki could even finish what he was saying he was punched sharply in the face and was once again sent flying to the nearest wall.

"That's for butting in, Abe-sensei." said the now sarcastic and completely angry Maya. She was then given long stares by Kozue and Ami, who was not supposed to get startled by her behavior towards Fumiaki.

"Ami-san, did something happen to Maya-san?" Kozue whispered, not wanting Maya hear what she was asking her other friend. But Kozue did otherwise. She didn't even bother to lower down her voice.

"Nah, maybe she just woke up this morning realizing how much she likes Abe-sensei," was what she said.

They had been expecting for the worst after Ami realized what had just slipped from her mouth. But Maya never did anything, even to retaliate. She just eyed them angrily.

"Is that true, Maya-san?" Fumiaki managed to say after appearing from the rubble he was in. Obviously he heard their conversation even though he was knocked semi-unconscious. When Maya just looked at him angrily, he continued to ramble. "So, you like me huh? Huh? Huh?"

After a few more words Maya seems to reach her limit. "Don't get ahead of yourself!", and Fumiaki was attacked mercilessly by the spear that rested beside the Principal's table. Fumiaki was then again sent to the rubble he had been.

Maya then went to her seat and crossed both her arms and legs. "So, why are we playing Old Maid?"

"Because, it's boring!" Ami exclaimed, suddenly putting her arms behind her head and makes a pouting face.

"And lately the occult related cases had been going down." Kozue gloomily added, looking really glum.

"If you badly wanted to have occult happen, why don't we play Angel-san?" Maya suggested. [A/N: Angel-san is another name for Ouija board, wherein you use a board to call on spirits. Just in case somebody does not know what this was.]

"Eh?" Kozue suddenly snapped back up. "Does that even work? Last time we did that, we ended up getting no results at all..."

"That was because Maya-san was never dead in the first place." Ami had said, looking at Kozue with dead-serious eyes. She was about to persuade Maya-san with the same words, but before she can say anything, Maya-san already looked dead-set into playing Angel-san.

"Don't worry Naruse," Maya said, with a smug look on her face, "we have a sacrifice", which she said while pointing to the now-unconscious Fumiaki. "It will surely work since we have a sacrifice called Abe-sensei. I'm sure Angel-san wouldn't mind with a measly sloth like him."

"Isn't that a lot more dangerous?" Ami finally said, trying to convince Maya that she was going a bit too far. Maya then remembered what happened on her father's funeral wherein her father had called forth a Lamie, an ancient spirit feared by the same people who had first called it. [A/N: For more information about this story, please watch episode one of Occult Academy.]

"You're right." Maya finally said, putting her chin on her palms. "We don't want any casualties."

"If you don't want Old Maid, then what are we gonna play?" Ami retorted.

"You really want to play?" Maya said, clearly irritated about everything. "Then if you do, can you think of anything?"

The three started to think of ideas, and even tried to make up some, but it all sounds idiotic. Then Fumiaki started stirring up. With his hand on the right side of his head, he looked at the three who were obviously locked up in thought.

"What are you three thinking about?" he abruptly asked, which apparently broke up the silence lingering in the room. "Aren't you three gonna play Old Maid?"

"We never really intended too." Maya irritatingly told him, which clearly meant "Shut the hell up and listen!" or something. "Right now we are clearly thinking up of something to make up for that."

Fumiaki, determined to prove himself a better thinker than the three of them, started joining them in thinking up for a game that's full of suspense.

After a long while Kozue shouted "I got it!" which was then followed up by bewildered looks from her companions in the room.

"What was it that you got? Huh? Kozue?" Ami hopefully asked the latter. "Have you thought up of a game?"

"A game?" Kozue asked Ami, blinking several times to make sure she was hearing—and seeing—right. "Are we supposed to think up of a game right now?"

A chorus of 'What?' and '…The hell?' can be heard from the other three. Kozue just looked at them innocently before started singing a song that made everyone freeze.

There is only one way

But hope that it's okay!

For if it's not

Then you are dead

For this is a switching game.

"There! That was what popped in my head exactly two minutes ago!" Kozue said while applauding herself.

"What is that song, Kozue?" Ami asked, apparently curious because of the lyrics and the 'Switching Game' it mentioned.

"That song?" Kozue stared and blinked hard at Ami because of her question. "The one I'm singing earlier? You mean the song that popped into my head earlier?"

Maya snapped. "Of course it is, you idiot."

Kozue just looked afar before speaking up. "That was a song I once heard in my childhood days." She then started to play with her fingers by letting them meet up in level of her chest, finally making up a finger triangle. "It was sung by a group of high school kids in front of my elementary school one day. The day after that, they were reported missing."

The three exchanged eerie looks. A game that can make people disappear overnight? Was there a game like that?

"But how did you know that they disappeared the next day—Ugh!"

"Did you hear how it was supposed to be played?" Maya asked Kozue, clearly interested in the matter. She cut through Abe-sensei's sentence by slapping him with a thick book that was lying harmlessly on the table. The result was what you expect it is, he flew all over the room because of it.

"How to… play? Was that song even pertaining to a game?" Ami then asked, but was only greeted with an awkward silence. Kozue and Maya-san, still holding the heavy-looking thick book that she used to hit Fumiaki, just looked at her with disbelieving eyes.

"So, Naruse," Maya then said, turning once more to Kozue, "did they ever discussed how to play that game?"

"…They didn't really discuss anything about it, but that song has another verse after the part that I sang." She then began to sing the next part.

Just shout the words 'Switch commence!'

And everything will turn into a mess!

Tables will turn

And each one of you will take the turn

Once started

There is no coming back

For if it so

Bad luck will befall on your lap!

"That was all that I heard, but I was sure there is another verse after that. But I don't seem to remember what it was." Kozue told the two, and also the beaten-up Fumiaki. "I also saw them heading for the ruins after that. Following that, I don't know what happened next. Then the next day they were already missing."

"…This seems interesting." Maya murmured, but the two girls heard her.

"What was interesting?" Ami asked, and then seconds later she turned up her face into one which is horrified. "Don't tell me?"

"…What you're thinking was right, Ami." She then stood up and picked up the still-unconscious Fumiaki by the collar. "We're going to play that game and end the mystery surrounding it!"

… End of Kapitel 1 …

Author's Note: Oh my god they're so much different from their real character types! But I hope you all liked it. This is my very first fanfic, which I wrote while waiting for all those fanfics to print. I've been reading a lot of yaoi fanfics today! To which I don't know if I should be proud of.

I never really intended this to have a lot of chapters, but I guess it will have a lot more to come. I'm also sorry for the super fast pace of the story! I'm on a roll today, the story practically wrote itself. And also another disclaimer, I never really knew how to play the Old Maid. I just saw it from Kuroshitsuji. The switching game was just a game I thought up while daydreaming. Kuroshitsuji will also appear at the next chapter and the chapters after that.

Anyway, please do review! This is a normal one, and I don't think I'll post any yaoi fanfics here because it might get banned for indecent words. Let me rephrase that, too MANY indecent words. :3 Well anyway, please review! I'll be posting another fanfic soon, if I ever can.

Happy 2011 year everybody~! Though it's already five months too late to tell you all of this, it's already the 21st year of the Heisei era eh~? A piece of advice: "Don't be afraid to open up your wings, and head for that clear blue sky!" Wiedersehen~ :3