guninpants1289 (4:43:17 PM): Hello L.
LawliPop103179 (4:43:32 PM): Good evening, Mello.
guninpants1289 (4:43:41 PM): Is it evening?
LawliPop103179 (4:43:48 PM): I believe so.
guninpants1289 (4:43:56 PM): Oh.. I dunno.
guninpants1289 (4:44:20 PM): How are you?
LawliPop103179 (4:44:55 PM): I'm doing well. How about you?
guninpants1289 (4:45:04 PM): Well. How's the case?
LawliPop103179 (4:45:16 PM): It's progressing.
guninpants1289 (4:45:26 PM): Let me guess, slowly?
LawliPop103179 (4:45:40 PM): ..Yes.
guninpants1289 (4:46:04 PM): Ahh. Exactly what would be expected of a culprit that fancies himself a God.
LawliPop103179 (4:47:18 PM): How are you and Matt?
guninpants1289 (4:47:33 PM): I'm fine and Matt is pregnant.
LawliPop103179 (4:47:42 PM): E-excuse me?
guninpants1289 (4:47:56 PM): What would you need to be excused for?
LawliPop103179 (4:48:35 PM): Matt..is pregnant? That is physically impossible..
guninpants1289 (4:48:46 PM): Oh, I know. I lied.
LawliPop103179 (4:48:50 PM): ...
guninpants1289 (4:48:53 PM): . .
LawliPop103179 (4:49:07 PM): Um..
guninpants1289 (4:49:30 PM): Cat got your tongue? WHEN DID YOU GET A CAT? I thought you were allergic!
LawliPop103179 (4:49:46 PM): I am not allergic. I happen to like cats.
guninpants1289 (4:50:02 PM): Oh, well, I don't. They spit up and stuff.
guninpants1289 (4:50:13 PM): That's why I'm never having kids. They spit up.
LawliPop103179 (4:50:34 PM): They aren't that bad.
guninpants1289 (4:50:53 PM): I know it's foolish to doubt you, but seriously, how would you know?
LawliPop103179 (4:51:09 PM): ...I raised you, Matt, and Near.
guninpants1289 (4:51:29 PM): Oh, right. But we were born with the intellect of twenty-year-olds.
LawliPop103179 (4:52:01 PM): Yes, but still, you were children.
LawliPop103179 (4:52:07 PM): You all spit up things..
guninpants1289 (4:52:27 PM): The only one that spit up things was Near because he can't digest legos!
LawliPop103179 (4:53:08 PM): Mello...
guninpants1289 (4:53:10 PM): Leggo my eggo!
LawliPop103179 (4:53:16 PM): Stop picking on Near.
guninpants1289 (4:53:20 PM): I mean, yes?
guninpants1289 (4:53:23 PM): Oh, ok.
LawliPop103179 (4:53:37 PM): Speaking of Near, how is he/
LawliPop103179 (4:53:39 PM): ?
guninpants1289 (4:53:44 PM): pregnant.
LawliPop103179 (4:53:55 PM): Will you stop that..?
guninpants1289 (4:54:05 PM): Not unless you tell me to.
LawliPop103179 (4:54:11 PM): Stop.
guninpants1289 (4:54:22 PM): And it's true. He's pregnant with ANTICIPATION!
LawliPop103179 (4:54:29 PM): . . .
LawliPop103179 (4:54:37 PM): Why do I even talk to you...
guninpants1289 (4:54:44 PM): Because you love me
LawliPop103179 (4:55:03 PM): That's what you think.
guninpants1289 (4:55:13 PM): ...Huh...
guninpants1289 (4:55:21 PM): You hate me.
LawliPop103179 (4:55:26 PM): No, I don't.
guninpants1289 (4:55:32 PM): Yes you do.
LawliPop103179 (4:55:34 PM): Hate is a strong word.
LawliPop103179 (4:55:41 PM): You irk me sometimes.
guninpants1289 (4:55:48 PM): Often, you mean.
LawliPop103179 (4:55:53 PM): ...Yes.
guninpants1289 (4:56:37 PM): I irk Matt, too. But he likes it if you get what I mean.
LawliPop103179 (4:56:42 PM): . . .
guninpants1289 (4:56:51 PM): I hope you don't get it.
LawliPop103179 (4:56:58 PM): Mello I don't like hearing about your personal life. I get it...
guninpants1289 (4:57:03 PM): Ouch..
guninpants1289 (4:57:43 PM): L IS IGNORING POOR MELLO-SAMA!
LawliPop103179 (4:57:51 PM): ...Mello-sama...?
guninpants1289 (4:57:52 PM): ;.;
guninpants1289 (4:57:55 PM): Yes.
guninpants1289 (4:58:05 PM): That's right, call me Sama! ME!
LawliPop103179 (4:58:35 PM): I'm sorry that you feel I am ignoring you, Mello, but I am working on the Kira case. Being handcuffed to Light puts me in a bad mood.
guninpants1289 (4:58:44 PM): Light? Where is he?
LawliPop103179 (4:58:59 PM): He's sleeping on some cake right now...my cake...
guninpants1289 (4:59:09 PM): I can shoot him for you.
LawliPop103179 (4:59:25 PM): Mello, I thought I told you to get rid of that gun.
guninpants1289 (4:59:26 PM): Then Kira would be dead.
guninpants1289 (4:59:34 PM): I did get rid of it.
guninpants1289 (4:59:36 PM): Then I got a new one.
LawliPop103179 (4:59:50 PM): There's still I chance that he isn't Kira...but it's very unlikely.
guninpants1289 (5:00:04 PM): Like, .000000000001 PERCENT!!
LawliPop103179 (5:00:15 PM): Yes.
guninpants1289 (5:00:20 PM): Oh, who's good?!
LawliPop103179 (5:00:27 PM): ...Me.
guninpants1289 (5:00:32 PM): YUP!
guninpants1289 (5:00:35 PM): YOU WIN!
LawliPop103179 (5:00:37 PM): Watari has been acting strange lately.
LawliPop103179 (5:00:41 PM): He keeps dancing...
guninpants1289 (5:00:41 PM): Singing the duck song?
LawliPop103179 (5:00:48 PM): Yes, and singing.
guninpants1289 (5:00:55 PM): Like, the hokie pokie, no?
guninpants1289 (5:01:08 PM): And "Bubbly" by that Colbie Caliat girl.
LawliPop103179 (5:01:13 PM): . . .
guninpants1289 (5:01:20 PM): I'm right, aren't I.
LawliPop103179 (5:01:22 PM): Mello...are you spying on Watari again?
guninpants1289 (5:01:26 PM): AM NOT!
LawliPop103179 (5:01:30 PM): -.-
guninpants1289 (5:01:36 PM): No seriously I'm not.
guninpants1289 (5:01:45 PM): Roger is. I spy on Roger so I know.
LawliPop103179 (5:01:55 PM): Roger..? Why is he...nevermind...
guninpants1289 (5:01:58 PM): I know everything.
LawliPop103179 (5:02:07 PM): No you don't.
guninpants1289 (5:02:10 PM): do too.
LawliPop103179 (5:02:17 PM): I'm afraid not.
guninpants1289 (5:02:23 PM): What don't I know!
guninpants1289 (5:02:42 PM): Oh, got you there.
LawliPop103179 (5:03:05 PM): You don't know anything about my sex life.
guninpants1289 (5:03:11 PM): Oh, quite contraire.
guninpants1289 (5:03:17 PM): I know more about it than you do.
LawliPop103179 (5:03:25 PM): ...How is that possible...?
guninpants1289 (5:03:34 PM): Try me out.
guninpants1289 (5:03:44 PM): Go on, test me.
LawliPop103179 (5:04:10 PM): Fine.
guninpants1289 (5:04:32 PM): Question numero uno!
LawliPop103179 (5:05:07 PM): What underwear do I have on?
guninpants1289 (5:05:14 PM): Light pink with black fishies.
guninpants1289 (5:05:21 PM): Boxers.
LawliPop103179 (5:05:46 PM): ...Yes.
guninpants1289 (5:05:51 PM): Numero dos!
LawliPop103179 (5:07:28 PM): Who was my first love?
guninpants1289 (5:07:28 PM): OH OH GUESS WHAT!
LawliPop103179 (5:07:31 PM): What...
guninpants1289 (5:07:32 PM): Oh, Ringo.
guninpants1289 (5:07:36 PM): BUT GUESS!
LawliPop103179 (5:07:41 PM): What...
guninpants1289 (5:07:46 PM): In this fanfiction, you slept with Matsuda last night.
LawliPop103179 (5:07:47 PM): Light is waking up.
LawliPop103179 (5:07:50 PM): O.O
guninpants1289 (5:07:55 PM): And in this other one you slept with Matt. YOU STEALER!
guninpants1289 (5:07:59 PM): YOU STOLE HIM!
LawliPop103179 (5:08:02 PM): . . . . . . . . . .
guninpants1289 (5:08:11 PM): Oh, wait, that's BB.
guninpants1289 (5:08:15 PM): Sorry.
LawliPop103179 (5:08:18 PM): ...
guninpants1289 (5:08:30 PM): BB is an ass, you know that, Kami-sama?
LawliPop103179 (5:08:31 PM): I regret ever giving you my screen name.
guninpants1289 (5:08:32 PM): I MEAN L!
LawliPop103179 (5:08:37 PM): What did you call me?
guninpants1289 (5:08:39 PM): L!
LawliPop103179 (5:08:44 PM): ...No you didn't...
guninpants1289 (5:08:49 PM): L I CALLED YOU LAWLIET!
guninpants1289 (5:08:52 PM): I MEAN L!
LawliPop103179 (5:08:53 PM): O.O
guninpants1289 (5:09:06 PM): I did not just write anything in French.
guninpants1289 (5:09:09 PM): ANYTHING.
LawliPop103179 (5:09:15 PM): . . . . .
LawliPop103179 (5:09:26 PM): I seriously regret giving you my screen name
LawliPop103179 (5:09:31 PM): Light is up now.
guninpants1289 (5:09:43 PM): HELLO LIGHT HOW ARE YOU TODAY!
LawliPop103179 (5:09:51 PM): ...I don't think he's in a good mood...
guninpants1289 (5:09:58 PM): WELL THAT DOES NOT MATTER
LawliPop103179 (5:10:04 PM): . . .
guninpants1289 (5:10:12 PM): BECAUSE EVERYONE HATES HIM ANYWAY AND I AM GOING TO LET MATSUDA SHOOT HIM!
guninpants1289 (5:10:15 PM): XD
LawliPop103179 (5:10:38 PM): Ok then...
guninpants1289 (5:10:44 PM): L, did you know
LawliPop103179 (5:10:48 PM): What?
guninpants1289 (5:10:53 PM): Light looks like Edward Cullen!
LawliPop103179 (5:10:58 PM): Who?
guninpants1289 (5:11:00 PM): And acts like him, too.
guninpants1289 (5:11:04 PM): The Vampire.
LawliPop103179 (5:11:33 PM): I'm sorry, but I don't know who your talking about.
guninpants1289 (5:11:38 PM): You do so.
guninpants1289 (5:11:48 PM): I know you read teenage romance novels.
guninpants1289 (5:11:57 PM): Because you are a teenage girl at heart, L.
LawliPop103179 (5:12:18 PM): Mello, you have a serious problem.
guninpants1289 (5:12:27 PM): Not A I have MANY.
guninpants1289 (5:12:40 PM): One of them is Matt.
LawliPop103179 (5:12:43 PM): . . .
LawliPop103179 (5:12:50 PM): Again, I don't want to hear this.
guninpants1289 (5:13:06 PM): What! He can't even make decent waffles. He's a problem.
LawliPop103179 (5:13:10 PM): ...
guninpants1289 (5:13:18 PM): ...Ooh.. I get it now! L has a gutterbrain.
LawliPop103179 (5:13:29 PM): I do not have a gutterbrain!
guninpants1289 (5:13:51 PM): Oh yeah? Most famous playboy model of all time!
guninpants1289 (5:14:13 PM): Go on, you know who it is.
LawliPop103179 (5:14:35 PM): Marylin Monroe...
guninpants1289 (5:14:44 PM): See. You read ecchi magazines.
LawliPop103179 (5:14:50 PM): I do not!
LawliPop103179 (5:14:59 PM): I just happen to admire Marylin Monroe!!
guninpants1289 (5:15:02 PM): It's nothing to be ashamed of. Light does, too.
LawliPop103179 (5:15:06 PM): ...
guninpants1289 (5:15:07 PM): So does Near.
guninpants1289 (5:15:13 PM): I mean.. no he doesn't.
LawliPop103179 (5:15:16 PM): Why do you tell me things I wish not to hear?
guninpants1289 (5:15:17 PM): That's Matt..
guninpants1289 (5:15:48 PM): You need to know everything about the enemy, and Near.. I mean Matt.
LawliPop103179 (5:15:57 PM): . . .
LawliPop103179 (5:16:09 PM): I have to leave, Light wants to wash his face...
guninpants1289 (5:16:15 PM): Fuck him.
guninpants1289 (5:16:19 PM): Make him get pimples.
LawliPop103179 (5:16:21 PM): Language..-.-
guninpants1289 (5:16:23 PM): Sorry.
guninpants1289 (5:16:28 PM): F him!
LawliPop103179 (5:16:31 PM): He's got cake all over his face...
guninpants1289 (5:16:39 PM): Well thats his fault, isnt it.
LawliPop103179 (5:16:45 PM): Yes it is.
LawliPop103179 (5:16:51 PM): But he is screeching in my ear...
guninpants1289 (5:16:59 PM): Punch him out.
guninpants1289 (5:17:07 PM): Or throttle him with the chain.
LawliPop103179 (5:17:25 PM): If I cause bodily harm to him he will never shut up.
guninpants1289 (5:17:35 PM): So kill him.
LawliPop103179 (5:17:39 PM): -.-
guninpants1289 (5:17:41 PM): Then he can't bother you.
guninpants1289 (5:17:48 PM): Or kill you in episode 25.
LawliPop103179 (5:17:50 PM): Mello, killing someone is a felony.
guninpants1289 (5:17:51 PM): I MEAN!
LawliPop103179 (5:17:52 PM): WHAT
guninpants1289 (5:18:21 PM): Nothing, you didn't hear nothing. Near is calling me... he forgot to check for toilet paper before he sat down...
LawliPop103179 (5:18:26 PM): . . .
guninpants1289 (5:18:38 PM): -wanders away-
LawliPop103179 (5:18:55 PM): -signing off-
guninpants1289 (5:18:57 PM): NO
LawliPop103179 (5:18:59 PM): -.-
guninpants1289 (5:19:02 PM): THIS IS MATT!
guninpants1289 (5:19:05 PM): DONT LEAVE!
LawliPop103179 (5:19:07 PM): Hello Matt.
guninpants1289 (5:19:14 PM): Hey, L! What's shakin?
LawliPop103179 (5:19:16 PM): Are you still smoking?
guninpants1289 (5:19:20 PM): ...No.
LawliPop103179 (5:19:29 PM): ...Take it out of you mouth this instant.
LawliPop103179 (5:19:32 PM): your
guninpants1289 (5:19:40 PM): -drops jaw and cigarette falls out-
LawliPop103179 (5:19:44 PM): -.-
guninpants1289 (5:19:47 PM): -puts in new cigarette-
LawliPop103179 (5:19:50 PM): Matt!
guninpants1289 (5:19:53 PM): WHAT!
guninpants1289 (5:20:00 PM): -looks around-
guninpants1289 (5:20:08 PM): WHO CALLED ME!
LawliPop103179 (5:20:09 PM): Stop that! You're going to die at an early age!
LawliPop103179 (5:20:12 PM): Smoking kills!
guninpants1289 (5:20:13 PM): So are you!
guninpants1289 (5:20:16 PM): And so do guns.
guninpants1289 (5:20:22 PM): But Mello has his in his pants.
guninpants1289 (5:20:27 PM): That would HURT.
LawliPop103179 (5:20:31 PM): ...
guninpants1289 (5:20:48 PM): Oh, so you care about me! Can I call you Dad?
LawliPop103179 (5:20:54 PM): ...No .
guninpants1289 (5:20:56 PM): Hi, Dad!
LawliPop103179 (5:21:01 PM): Don't call me that.
guninpants1289 (5:21:06 PM): why not, Dad?
LawliPop103179 (5:21:24 PM): I just can't have on of my successors dying on me, is all. You calling me dad disturbs me.
LawliPop103179 (5:21:30 PM): one\
guninpants1289 (5:21:47 PM): Okay then, Papa.
LawliPop103179 (5:21:50 PM): No...
guninpants1289 (5:21:53 PM): Pa.
LawliPop103179 (5:21:56 PM): Just call me L..
guninpants1289 (5:22:04 PM): Lilo and Stitch!
LawliPop103179 (5:22:08 PM): . . .
guninpants1289 (5:22:09 PM): Okay, Lilo.
LawliPop103179 (5:22:14 PM): No.
LawliPop103179 (5:22:18 PM): I am L!
guninpants1289 (5:22:23 PM): LILO!
LawliPop103179 (5:22:28 PM): NO
guninpants1289 (5:22:30 PM): YES!
LawliPop103179 (5:22:40 PM): Where's Mello, I rather talk to him.
guninpants1289 (5:22:52 PM): Why, Dad? Don't you love me? DADDY DONT LEAVE ME!
LawliPop103179 (5:22:57 PM): ...
guninpants1289 (5:23:11 PM): Besides, Mello is finding toilet paper for Near.
Auto Response from LawliPop103179 (5:23:11 PM): I am busy solving the Kira case. It is possible I will not come back from away. If this unfortunate event happens, I pick Near.
guninpants1289 (5:23:30 PM): Well I don't even care because I choose Bulbasour over you, Dad!
Well, that was fun, wasn't it?! This was done over AIM. Go instant message those screen names to talk to L, Mello, Near, Matt and maybe even Light!