Dis here oneshot is based off of an authors note in which Zim wants to write an M-rated fanfic!
zeke: that's a new one.
you shut up.
HELLOOOOOOOO THIS IS ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM! ZIM is writing an M-rated fanfic so that he shall RULE YOU PATHETIC EARTH MEAT-MONKEYS WITH AN IRON FIST OF DOOM! Here i go!
Eeeehh...Once upond a PITIFUL EARTH DAY there lived a VILE LARGE HEADED BOY.
"I'm a stupid earth-maggot with no brain meats!!!" The hideous worm exclaimed. And then The Mighty Zim DESTROYED him with his AMAZINGLY supierior Irken technology! AND THE DIB-MONKEY WAS ENDURING A VERY SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Anywho, After Zim finished torturing the Dib-monkey into a state of DEADNESS, he went off to go rule all off Earth. This was very easy considering he was an ELITE SOLDIER!!! It's true. The tallest said he was. What? You don't believe me? PITIFUL EARTH STINK! I AM THE AUTHOR OF THIS "FAN-FICTION"!!! I CONTROL THIS UNIVERSE!!!!! ME!!!! BECAUSE I AM ZIIIIIM!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!(Dib is smelly)
Uhh...where ws I? uh...
...OH YES!!!! Zims elite amazingness. Right.
Anyway, Zim managed to take control of the Revolting slime ball that was Earth very easily considering the fact that he was an elite soldier. AND HE WAS AMAZING OF COURSE!!!!! SO VERY AMAZING!!!!!!
errrr...Dib is flithy.
Sooooooooooo...THEN THIS FANFIC BECAME M-RATED BECAUSE WITH THE POWER OF M-RATED FANFICS, ZIM CAN FINALLY RULE ALL OF YOU PATHETIC EARTH MONKEY WORM THINGIES THAT REMIND ZIM SO MUCH OF WORMS!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHHA!
Now that The AMAZING Zim is done writing his AMAZING M-Rated fanfic, he is going to go rule the world. Because according to the FILTHY SCUM that is Harriet, M-rated fanfics have the power to rule the world.
(A/N: Zim is Amazing and Dib is filthy)
Short and stupid. I know. But i wanted to write it so shut up.