Cheeting Minecchi!(no angst just pure bakaness)

In a certain mall in Tokyo a noticeble tall tanned teen stood while yawning with an annoyed looked around to see if the one he was waiting has no familiar face the blunette gritted his teeth angrily because of his companion's he cancelled all his plans for today just for that bitch! Looking again at the clock the teen sighed and decided to wait just for a bit.

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Tōō and Kaijou teams decided to have a friendly match won of course because Tōō's ace wasn't present. After the match the starters decided to go and eat something at the near mall. On their way there they also encountered Seirin team and so they also invited them for lunch

. "Man I'm beat" said Nakamura placing a hand on his shoulder slightly massaging them.

"You bet that match was something" Wakamatsu smiled looking at the teen."Next time we'll definitely win even without that idiot Aomine!"

"So Kaijou won huh…" Hyuuga said slightly surprised. "Well Aomine wasn't playing so…." Imayoshi said looking at the teen.

"Huh I'm sorry but isn't that Aomine-san?" Sakurai suddenly said pointing at a certain tanned teen. "Hey that bastard! He said he had something important to do!" Wakamatsu shouted gaining the attention of the he walked towards the blunette a very beautiful girl headed towards Aomine and suddenly kissed the said teen.

Seirin, Kaijou and Tōō looked at the scene petrified

"Aomine has a girlfriend?"

"Waaa and what beauty.."

"Really how can that guy…"

As the boys proceeded to convert this information to their heads a certain blondie headed towards the said couple. "Wait what is Kise doing?!"

"Oi Kise what are you-"

Slam. And a bag landed on the top of Aomine's head

. "What the fuck-" shouted Aomine holding on his head."Huh? Kise!?"

A trembling blonde teen that was about to cry looked angrily at the blunette."Aominecchi you…"

"Wait this is all a misanderstanding-"

Aomine was kicked in the balls. "Ouch!Hey wait I told you this is all-" kick.

hit.

"You bastard! You cheater! Ganguro two-timer! You're a kurosuke! I hate you!" Kise shouted while hitting Aomine who was desperately trying to explain everything.

"Oi someone stop the blonde boy"

"Yeah he's gonna kill that Ahomine…"

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And thus here they were at a certain restaurant with a beat up blunette holding a bag of ice on his face, a pretty blonde in crocodile tears and a beautiful girl apologizing for her behavior.

"I'm sorry I didn't know you were Aominecchi's aunt!" Kise bowed apologetically "Nono I'm sorry I should'nt have done that!"

"Yeah you're kissing habit is disgusting at the consequences.." said Aomine glaring at his aunt

. "Hey!"

"Waaa Aominecchi I'm sorry, I should have listened to you can I make up to you"

"…fine stay at my house today….I'm gonna punish you…" the blunette smirked at his boyfriend.

"Hey you two! Stop flirting in front of me! Anyway Kise-kun right?"

"Yes!"

"Mmmm" the girl examined the boy from head to toe."Hehe you're a real did you end up with my idiot nephew"

"Oi!"

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From the basketball teams table:

"Waaa I wonder what they are talking about"

"Maybe apologeting stuff…anyway Kise is pretty violent isn't he?!"

"Yeah if no one stopped him Aomine would've been killed…"

"He's an oniyome(=demon housewife)"

"Hahaha that's right"

"Anyway those two were together!?"

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It's been a while since I wrote something haha Well this wasn't that good as I expected it to be but well…duh