Ways to Annoy Eragon
Ask Eragon how long he's had a crush on Arya.
On April fools tell him Saphira went to get Arya but got Murtagh instead.
Grab him and take him to a family reunion and have urgels come instead.
Tell him Murtagh had got a job as Galbitorix's hand servant.
Tell Eragon that Saphira went on a blind date with Thorn.
Have him get interior designer that's horrid and have his room look like Galbitorix's bathroom.
Have his hair dyed pink and bunny slippers.
Get him Barbie wall-paper that's hot pink.
Tell him that Arya said yes to his proposal and have him prep the baby room.
Tell him Galbitorix is dating Arya…..
…and so is Durza.
Lock him in with Durza.
Have him find out that Durza is his mommy.
Have in have a dream are Razac are having tea in two-twos.
Have him see Brom with a mullet.