I fell down a rabbit hole
Following the one that ticked
I swirled down and down,
Despite if I thrashed or kicked.
I landed on the soft grass
And yes I was dazed
The flowers before me, however,
Didn't seem fazed.
I got to my feet
And started down the path
Unaware that soon
I would be caught in the queen's wrath.
I met two twins
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum
They talked and talked
Before being carried off by bird scum.
I was taken to the Hatter and his friends
Why, yes, they were mad
But while they joked and threw,
There was soon fear to be had.
The queen's knight came
With a question in mind
And well, when he did,
We were in quite a bind.
I was stuffed in a teapot,
Because I was so small
However, I cannot say
The knight did not suspect at all.
I was told he wanted me
Because I ended the red queen's rein
But it would be much trouble
And hopefully not much pain.
So I traveled far
On a magical hat
I landed at the palace,
I am sure of that.
I treaded quietly
To see the mainstay
Which was no other
Than the queen playing croquet.
I had to eat quickly
The cake that makes me tall
The queen then found me
And I had to stall.
I was dubbed Um,
The fool she is,
To hide that I was
The one to end all this.