DISCLAIMER: JK owns the boys, I just let them out to play.
Sirius was laying on his stomach on his bed, poking holes in his Dinivanations assignment with his wand. He yawned and stretched, much to James delight. You see, James was madly in love with his best friend even though that wouldn't fit with the story. He smiled and drooled, making a big puddle on his lap. Sirius looked over and flashed James a white toothed smile. This made James very er ''happy'' should we say. James had a very large fetish for Sirius's teeth among other things. Sirius's teeth made James very ''happy''. So when Sirius saw how ''happy'' James was he got ''happy'' too. Sirius had a fetish with James pinky finger. He giggled. James frowned. He thought Sirius was laughing at him. He ran off, which was kind of difficult because he was so erm ''happy''. Sirius was crushed. He thought James didn't like him. Sirius was very mad at himself, because he didn't like his eyebrows. He thought he had ugly eyebrows. So he sat hating himself for a while when James came back. He wasn't ''happy'' because his ''happiness'' went away with Lily even though James is gay. He cried. 'Sirius I love you!'
'I love you too, James. But we can't be together.' Sirius said quietly. 'Because I have ugly eyebrows.'
'NO!' James shouted. 'I love your eyebrows.' He said passionatly.
'Really, you do? I thought they were ugly.' Sirius said gently.
'No...they make me kind of...happy...' James giggled.
They gigglecd.
Then they did something VERY painful and gross which requires uh being happy and having a tough stomach and something called lubricant. Afterwards, Sirius was curled up to James because James is gay dominant macho man.
'I love you.' Sirius murmurred, kissing James.
'I love you too.' James said. And then they cuddled alot until Remus came in.
'AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' Sirius screamed.
'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' Remus screamed as well. 'WHAT DO YOU TWO IDIOTS THINK YOUR DOING IN MY BED!?!?!?!?!?!?!?'
They giggled, because slash stories ALWAYS have a happy end.
THE END.
Sirius was laying on his stomach on his bed, poking holes in his Dinivanations assignment with his wand. He yawned and stretched, much to James delight. You see, James was madly in love with his best friend even though that wouldn't fit with the story. He smiled and drooled, making a big puddle on his lap. Sirius looked over and flashed James a white toothed smile. This made James very er ''happy'' should we say. James had a very large fetish for Sirius's teeth among other things. Sirius's teeth made James very ''happy''. So when Sirius saw how ''happy'' James was he got ''happy'' too. Sirius had a fetish with James pinky finger. He giggled. James frowned. He thought Sirius was laughing at him. He ran off, which was kind of difficult because he was so erm ''happy''. Sirius was crushed. He thought James didn't like him. Sirius was very mad at himself, because he didn't like his eyebrows. He thought he had ugly eyebrows. So he sat hating himself for a while when James came back. He wasn't ''happy'' because his ''happiness'' went away with Lily even though James is gay. He cried. 'Sirius I love you!'
'I love you too, James. But we can't be together.' Sirius said quietly. 'Because I have ugly eyebrows.'
'NO!' James shouted. 'I love your eyebrows.' He said passionatly.
'Really, you do? I thought they were ugly.' Sirius said gently.
'No...they make me kind of...happy...' James giggled.
They gigglecd.
Then they did something VERY painful and gross which requires uh being happy and having a tough stomach and something called lubricant. Afterwards, Sirius was curled up to James because James is gay dominant macho man.
'I love you.' Sirius murmurred, kissing James.
'I love you too.' James said. And then they cuddled alot until Remus came in.
'AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' Sirius screamed.
'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' Remus screamed as well. 'WHAT DO YOU TWO IDIOTS THINK YOUR DOING IN MY BED!?!?!?!?!?!?!?'
They giggled, because slash stories ALWAYS have a happy end.
THE END.