A/N - Dedicated to my fungi filled cat, bubuss

Sakura entered the classroom.

She saw a bunch of cows look at her in disbelief.

One screamed and threw a knife at her...

A Few Months Earlier

Sakura blushed furiously as her pink hair glided the air so in-sync.

She did'nt even give a shit about signing up and kicked the classroom door as hard as she could'nt.

*SLAM*

She kicked the door so hard it flew 10 years across the classroom and hit a boy with noodle hair.

He died.

Then he lived again.

He haunted her bedroom by whispering in her ear ' you will remain a Shlut, shlut... shl.u.t...'.

Everyone did'nt dare say anything.

Except for one OMG SO SEXY DARK HAIR FIT DROOL OINK! BOY! emo.

'Hn' He simply said.

Sakura, STomped up to his chair and picked him from his shirt.

'WHO THE FUCK U THINK YA R YA DUTTY ARSE, CRUSSSTY CRAB EMO!'.

'Hn' He said emotionasly.

She picked up one of her flipflops and shoved it in his mouth.

'THATS RIGHT CATCH MY ATHLETES FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH'.

The teacher wasn't even there because OBVIOUSLY Kakashi was stalking a black cat that went from europe to africa by swimming, and from their to the moon.

After 1308 years he comes back and sees everyone wiped out by sakuras breath but lets not mind about that.

BACK TO FAKE-ALITY

Sakura PUNCHED a blonde haired boy Called Naruto For ABSOLOUTLY no fucking reason across the classroom and shouted ' DON'T LOOK AT MEH'.

He was unconcious and a girl rushed up to him called Hinata-sama-otou-chan.

'nN-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-AA-RUU-T-OOO-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-UN' SHE stuttered unbeleivebly.

All this happened in 2 minuites.

ERMA GOSH GUYS IT ENDED FOR CHAP 1 R'N'R SMOKE YA LATER.

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