This is my first ever fanfic. I'm so excited! Be nice. ;)
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Oh, yeah, I nearly forgot:
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It was a sunny, sunny day.
In front of Wal-Mart stood Lucius Malfoy, designer shopping bag in one hand, and a purse in the other.
Beside him was Lord Voldemort, looking excitedly at Wal-Mart, with clasped hands under his chin, as if to signify that his dreams just came true.
And indeed it did.
"Oh, Lucius! It's beautiful!" Voldemort sighed dreamily.
Lucius just rolled his eyes, hoping to get this over with as soon as possible.
Voldy, as I shall call him from now on, grabbed Lucius' wrist and pulled him towards the entrance.
"Ooooooooh…" Voldy put on his dreamy face again.
And Lucius still rolled his eyes. His eyes felt quite sore from all the eye-rolling.
"Master, what do you want? Make it fast, too. I have an appointment with the hair salon."
Voldy paused, as if to think, then screeched without warning,
"CUTE PINK FLUFFY BUNNY SLIPPERS!" He ran towards the aisle where the slippers were, and bumped onto other customers on the way.
"Lucius, can we please buy these?" He faked a sad face, and batted his pretty much non-existent eyelashes.
"Fine."
"You seem unenthusiastic, Lucius, dear. "(A/N:*gag*) Voldy looked at Lucius in a concerned manner.
"Where's the energy? Come on, Lucy! Pump it up! I know you're excited about this, too! Where's the enthusiasm? WHERE'S THE HAPPINESS?" Voldy did a jiggly dance that looked creepily like a panda having a seizure in the middle of an aisle.
"Lucius, look! I'm a ballerina!" Voldy twirled and did what looked like a painful split on the floor. Cracks and moans of pain were heard. Several winced at the strange, pain-inducing sight.
"I'm a pretty, little, pink ballerinaaaaaa! Oh, I'm a pretty, cute thing! Adorned with feathers and fluffy strings! I'm a pretty, little ballerinaaaa!" Voldy sang, or more accurately, screeched at the top of his lungs.
Voldy twirled some more, until a brave, daring kid walked up to him and stuck his foot near Voldy's. The kid was hailed by many as the new hero of the 21st century.
"Oh my gawd!" Voldy tripped, and landed on his ghastly pale, 'pretty, little ballerina' butt.
Lucius hit his forehead with his palm. "Oh, the embarrassment.." he muttered under his breath.
"Ehmegawd, Lucius! Look! I know exactly how to cheer you up!" Voldy rose from the floor with as much dignity as he can muster(which was not much)and pointed.
Lucius looked at the direction that Voldy's finger was pointing.
On a glass case, sat..
A pretty, little, pink cellphone.
"Lucy, let's buy you one! Then, let's buy all of the Death Eaters one for each! It will go perfectly with our new glittery purple, body-fit dresses! I made them our new official attire! Isn't it just splendid, Lucius?"
Voldy held up a pink phone to Lucius' face.
"Buy one." Voldy looked up at Lucius, and batted his disgustingly greasy eyelashes.
"No."
"Buy."
"No."
"Buy. One."
"I said no."
"Buy one, Lucius."
"I said no, dammit."
"Buy one, or it's the Avada for you."
"Fine, I'll buy one, dammit!" Lucius sighed.
"Yay!" Voldy stood up on his tippy-toes and wetly kissed Lucius' cheek.
"EWW!" Lucius screamed, and desperately wiped his gross, saliva-covered cheek with anything and everything he could get his hands on.
"Eww?" Voldy sniffled, and stifled a sob.
Lucius turned to Voldy, and saw his master's face contorted in an expression of hurt.
"Oh, shit."
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