Smash Mansion, a shining symbol of freedom in the universe. The beacon of hope and light that stopped the planet's destruction 2 years ago. With in those two years, between a fighting tournament, thousands of press conferences, and of course, discussions with other companies, Master Hand announced the new tournament, Super Smash Bros. Unleashed. Of all the veterans of the Smash Bros. competition, Zelda was the happiest. She ruled her kingdom well, but during the Brawl days, she had met a man who made her change her view of the world. He was the green plumber of the Mushroom Kingdom, Luigi Mario. Of course, her sworn "protector" disagreed with the idea. It had been years since she spoke to him, but she remembered the pain and sorrow in his eyes when he entered that Drop Ship and flew off. She looked at the letter again, seeing the list of new fighters. There was a group from Koei's Samurai Warriors series, which had been a success on the Wii and with Nobunaga's Ambition + Pokemon's settler sauces, it wasn't a shock, they were Nobunaga Oda, Hanbei Takenaka, Kunoichi, and Masamune Date. Another was from Sega, as it turned out, Sonic would be working with two of his old friends, Vyse and Fina in this tournament, and Shadow finally got a promotion. It wasn't many new people, but she didn't mind.

She, Link, Sheik, Gannondorf, and Toon Link walked into the conference room. The 5 Legend of Zelda cast members were some of the most respected in the business, but, last year's New Year's Eve party had proven Toon Link shouldn't drink. Zelda managed to dodge most of the questions, but left Sheik to explain everything, which she'd have to thank her alter ego for later. Many of the questions involved the terrible movie that Nintendo had made using them, yes, Subspace Emissary was all a movie made to boost profits for Master Hand. Sheik had explained about 4 times that, despite the realistic scenery of Subspace, it was all a work of fiction.

Smash Mansion was big, really big. About the same size as Osaka Castle, but with much more room. 15 acers of fields, mountains, and rivers. When Zelda arrived, she felt that something was different. Of course it was, there were new people. "Princess Zelda, I need you to give the Takenaka boy a tour of the mansion. He fell asleep and missed it." Master Hand said once she checked in. "Of course, Master Hand." she said with a smile. She had seen many of the Samurai Warriors fight before, of course it was only from a distance. There was the black armored conqueror, Nobunaga, with his ambitious gaze that could kill. Kunoichi, the sweet little girl who would probably freeze to death in the winter if R.O.B rewired the mansion wrong, and the self proclaimed "One-eyed Dragon", Masamune, who scoffed at everything. Lastly was a boy in white with a very strange (yet awesome) looking hat, he carried a disk that had a sword in the front.

"Are you Takenaka?" she asked. "Kanbei, I was having a most relaxing nap..." the boy muttered, opening his eyes. "I don't know who this Kanbei guy is, but I'm not him." Zelda chuckled. "Well excuse me then." he said, sitting up. "I'm , Master Hand wanted me to give you the tour since you slept though it." she explained. "Well, I guess I don't get a choice in the matter?" he asked, making her laugh. "Nope, let's go." Zelda chuckled, dragging him off the reception area's couch.

"So, Zelda-hime, what normally goes on here?" asked the boy. "Well, normally we just live here, you know?" she explained, pointing out the training rooms. "I see, so, what else is there?" he asked. "The living quarters are down stairs, so is the pool, so should I show you those, Takenaka?" asked Zelda, who was amused by the sheild useing new comer. "Sure, and just call me by my given name, Hanbei." Hanbei encouraged, fallowing the princess.

"H-hello-a, princess." a timid voice said once they reached the first basement floor, which housed half the contestants. "Luigi!" Zelda cheered, hugging the green plumber. "A friend of yours?" Hanbei assumed. "Yes, this is Luigi Mario. Luigi, this is Hanbei Takenaka." Zelda introduced the two, Hanbei bowed quickly, while Luigi simply nodded. Zelda felt good being near Luigi, he was timid and kind, unlike that psychopathic murderer everyone assumed she loved. That was the one major down side to living in Smash Mansion, if the media said something, everyone believed it.

When he left and told Zelda he'd see her at dinner, Hanbei laughed. "What's so funny?" asked the princess. "If I didn't know better, I'd say you had feelings for that Luigi guy." Hanbei explained. Zelda blushed deeply, not noticeing it. "So I'm right then." Hanbei assumed. "S-shut up!" Zelda yelled at the strategist. "It's alright, I remember some of the people in my time, Nagamasa Azai and Lord Nobunaga's little sister, Oichi. It never should have happened, but it did. They truly loved each other..." Hanbei reminisced with a dramatic sigh.

Dinner at Smash Mansion was like a pack of lions hunting cattle, an all out slaughter-fest. If you were ate you were pretty much doomed to starve. That was why Zelda got there at 5:30 every evening, so she'd get one of the better seats and her food would be there sooner, but this time she brought Hanbei, Luigi, and another one of her friends, Meta Knight. "I'll get my useal, thanks." Zelda told the waiter, who wrote it down. "Spaghetti with-a Tomato sauce-a, please." Luigi asked, not as timid as when he had met Hanbei, but close enough to make Hanbei stifle a laugh. "I will have the Salmon." Meta Knight ordered. "Hmmm... I'll get a cheeseburger." Hanbei said, the waiter wrote everything down and ran off to the kitchen. "So, Hanbei, who are you bunking with?" asked Zelda. "I'll be with Lord Nobunaga and The One-Eyed Dragon." Hanbei explained. Of the three of them, Masamune was the most mental, but also one of the author'sfavorite character, somewhere, the 4th wall screamed out in a flurry of pain and agony.

Dinner for Link, Zelda's "sworn protector" was long coming to say the least. All would soon fall into place, Luigi would die for taking his princess, and those who tried to stop him would meet the same fate. He laughed evilly as the thought of the ways to kill the plumber.

End of Chapter!

A/N: So, SSGBB's Bittersweet Contest piece from Phil, yeah, it's bad, I know, but it can only get better. I would have posted sooner, but meh. Seriously, If a member of the Samurai Warriors cast doesn't appear in SSB4, I'll be mad, I didn't even mention Samurai Warriors Chronicles (3DS) or SWC2 (English Release TBA). Not as funny as my other contest piece, but just as crazy, if not more. Next chapter may be up tomorrow, check it out then, in the mean time... TAKENAKA!

Hanbei: What? I was sleeping...

-facepalm- Do the disclaimer.

Hanbei: Phil owns nothing, and you should be glad, if he did own Nintendo, Pokemon Conquest might have a Dynasty Warriors counter part, then a Warriors Orochi counterpart! (Mouso Orochi + Pokemon? Maybe a good idea, I can already see Orochi with Seviper and Susano'o with Zangoose... The irony! Any who've played the two games know what I mean.)