Intro
Sunday, November 26th
6:58 pm
Wow. My 1st ever diary. I must keep it hidden so my father doesn't find it. Hmm…maybe in the kitchen. He never goes in there. He makes either me or mum go get snacks for him. Or my sister, Kath. I'm never going to make my kids do my work. He just sits on his tiny, tiny bum all day. Oh drats. Here he comes…
7:02pm
Ewwwwwwww. He touched me! Gross! Must wash body. He needs to get a life and get out of my bubble!! I have strictly told him to never hug me…
7:06pm
In The Shower
Scrub scrub scrub!!
7:32pm
My Room Again
Ow bugger ow. I scrubbed too hard. My face is all red and dry. I need to find my mum's lotion.
7:45pm
Kitchen
Hmmm…Green meat? Or Blue cheese? And not the edible kind either. Which one is tastier? Neither is the answer. I'm going to go grocery shop for my kids and not go ballroom dancing like my parents do. I've seen my dad, and he doesn't know what the bloody hell he's doing. My mom spins and "accidently" bumps into all the other men whilst my father crashes into the refreshments.
9:45pm
In Bed
Kath and I are talking. We want great husbands that pamper us. You know, rub our feet, massages, etc. Then the loons are home. Kath ran into her bed. Mum opened my door. "Connie? Are you awake?"
"Does it matter whether I was or not?"
"Don't be smart"
"You want me to be stupid?" She tutted. Damn! School tomorrow.