Demon: Hello! We are starting a new fic...yes...I know...we haven't even finished the others we have. But don't blame Angel blame me! These cursed ideas won't leave me alone...which means I don't leave Angel alone.
Angel: **Types away on laptop quietly, not talking**
Demon: **Looks over and pokes Angel's cheek** are you mad at me?
Angel: **Ignores Demon's advances**
Demon: Fine! Kage Chibi Bushin no Jutsu! **a bunch of chibi Demons poking Angel and pulling on her hair** Pay attention to me and my army of darkness
Angel: **Pauses** So you had to call upon your little sperm children to bother me
Demon: **jaw drops open...**
Angel: And I'll interrupt this story to give you fair warnings! This story has Yaoi and Yuri moments...possibly a lot of them...and orgies...yeah...it's bad. Enjoy! No flames you've been warned!
***Sage***
"My lord, there is a council meeting in Konoha today. Will your be using your seal today?"
The blonde emperor, cloaked in a silver silk robe with a sash made of deep royal violet silk. He had his blonde hair pulled back into a small ponytail. He looked down into his lap, meeting the eyes of his pale empress, resting her head upon him. Her long midnight hair of silk that no tailor could ever hope to attain, covered parts of her body as they fell into place. She wore a silk kimono, (though he could consider it an atrocity for such silk to touch her skin) with the color of dark turquoise blending with an obi that could be the closest thing to match the emperors impossibly blue eyes.
He glanced to his left, looking at his captain of the guard and personal bodyguard, kneeling on one knee beside him. His onyx eyes hard and focused on the men that stood before him, none could tell that his muscles where tensed and ready under the metal plates that donned his shoulders and torso. His face unreadable behind the bandaged mask that hid his face from the bridge of his nose down passed his neck. And like a true soldier, his katana was always at the ready within reach of his fingertips.
Then he glanced to the other side of his empress at a woman that only they know is just as dangerous as the man beside him was...perhaps even more. With her silvery blonde hair all pinned up just perfectly on top of her head, her icy blue eyes piercing the very souls of the men who dared approach her emperor. She wore a pale silk kimono of sky color with an obi of silver.
He closed his eyes. 'How did I get here? I remember...'
***Story begins***
"Uzumaki."
The blonde shinobi stood up. "Yes Hokage-sama?"
"I called you here to give you your assignment."
"I'm listening."
"I'm assigning you to a team. Being that you are the top jounin assassin, you're to train this team to be assassins."
Naruto froze for a moment, only blinking. "What? A team? I thought you called me here to tell me of another mission with Gai and Kakashi...not glorified babysitting." He paused. "How new are they?"
"They just graduated from the Academy a few days ago and are now on a week break."
"Great!" Naruto scoffed, "Fresh green gennin! I can already hear the chunnin and jounin, 'Oh he's going to kill them!' 'He'll work them to death!' 'He's not fit to be a sensei!' You know, old man, they just might be right this time. Maybe you should give these kids to somebody more responsible than me...like Anko. She'll make their death quick!"
"Uzumaki! Focus!" The Hokage pulled out three file folders. "The council even approved of my decision of this team's placement. There is no other assassin that we can trust to mold these gennin into quick deadly assassins. You are all we have."
Naruto groaned in disbelief. "You're kidding me, right? Please tell me this is a bad April Fools joke."
"Uzumaki, it's the middle of September. Now take these files and look over them. I'm sure you've got a lot of work to do with these kids." He placed the files on Naruto's side of the desk.
Naruto glared at the files for a moment, seeing them as poison to his skin. Then he heard Kakashi, who he forgot was there, spoke up. "What's the matter, Uzumaki? Afraid of three little kids?"
"You're one to talk, Hatake. You have yet to pass a single team. Sounds to me like you're afraid of commitment."
"Sounds like your problem too..."
"Enough!" Sandaime scolded, "Uzumaki, take the files. You have a week to read over it and prepare your training. I'll call you when the missions are ready if you pass the team. You are dismissed."
Naruto sighed, taking the files and leaving the room. When he reached the outside, he jumped off from the top floor onto the ground. He walked through the village, not daring to look at the files until he reached Ichiraku. He entered the ramen stand and sat down.
"Naruto, I've been waiting for you to come in today," Teuchi exclaimed, "Today is Miso ramen, right?"
Naruto just shrugged. "Sure give me two bowls."
Teuchi froze then looked at the blonde boy. "What's wrong? You seem down today."
"I just got my assignment from the Hokage." He clenched his fist. "I have a gennin team to babysit now. The Hokage must want to snipe off kids' heads. I'm no good with kids. Especially if they are fresh out of the Academy, most of them are so full of themselves or too scared to pull out a kunai."
Teuchi faced Naruto as he stirred the boiling ramen noodles. "Seems like to me that you are afraid of being a sensei."
"I am not!" Naruto exclaimed, almost yelling, "I just...I just think that I'll fail this assignment."
Teuchi got the two bowls ready and he leaned in over the bar to meet the blue eyes of the troubled boy. "Naruto, if I remember correctly, you probably scared your sensei when he was assigned to you. I remember him coming in telling me that he was afraid of running you off, being what you are." Naruto looked up at the smiling old man. "You'll be okay."
Naruto smiled, "If you say so."
"I know so." Teuchi placed the bowls of ramen before him. "Enjoy your lunch."
Naruto nodded his thanks and looked at the dreaded file folders before him. He opened the first one. It had a picture of a bored-looking boy of 15 with onyx eyes and bluish-black spiked-up hair. Naruto read the information.
Uchiha Sasuke
DOB: July 23
Date of Gennin Promotion: September 20th
Elemental Specialties: Fire learned from the Uchiha clan
Tai-Jutsu Ranking: High (Gennin Level)
Nin-Jutsu Ranking: Very High (Low Chunnin Level)
Gen-Jutsu Ranking: Medium (Gennin Level)
Basic Observations: Last surviving member of the Uchiha clan, Anger issues, Inferiority complex at times, shows arrogance when challenged, persistent, protective of fellow teammate Hyuuga, has yet to unlock Uchiha Kekai-Genkai Sharingan
Naruto sighed. 'Great! An Uchiha!' Then he paused for a moment, 'Hn? Hyuuga? Why are they getting along so well?' He closed the folder and opened the other. He looked at a picture of a smiling blonde girl with icy blue eyes. He preceded to read.
Yamanka Ino
DOB:September 23
Date of Gennin Promotion: September 20th
Elemental Specialties: Not determined yet, but potential
Tai-Jutsu Ranking: Medium (Gennin Level)
Nin-Jutsu Ranking: Low (Academy justu only)
Gen-Jutsu Ranking: Very High (Low Chunnin Level)
Basic Observations: Daughter of a member of the Ino-Shika-Cho Jounin Team, quite flirtatious, Clung to Uchiha's side when put in practice teams, overprotective of teammate Hyuuga, works well with poisons and anti-toxins from plants due to her father's flower shop.
Naruto was a little impressed by her...but again, with the protection of the Hyuuga. Who was this Hyuuga that needed so much protection? He reached for the last folder as he finished his first bowl of miso ramen. He opened the folder and met the pale Hyuuga eyes of a nervous looking girl with a blush that seemed so...adorable...and...innocent. He began to read every few moments glancing up to meet the picture.
Hyuuga Hinata
DOB: December 27
Date of Gennin Promotion: September 20th
Elemental Specialties: Not determined yet, but potential (Hyuuga clan won't allow)
Tai-Jutsu Ranking: Very High (Low Chunnin Level)
Nin-Jutsu Ranking: Low (Academy level only/Hyuuga clan won't allow)
Gen-Jutsu Ranking: Low (Can only Dispel/Hyuuga clan won't allow)
Basic Observations: Due to clan's strictness, has the potential to grow but lacks confidence, really good with ranged weapons when given the chance (Again, clan won't allow a support fighter) Shown signs of being a good medic ninja (Clan won't allow) Shy, low confidence, quite, gets along well with teammates, believes that she isn't worthy of her teammates.
Naruto stopped midslurp. "Well that's just wrong! The poor girl can't excel in anything if that clan won't allow it." He looked at the cute face again. "That's it, I'll train her my way and that clan won't get in my way...but how?"
It took him a few hours of walking to his home, he took out the Konoha law book 20th edition...yeah the twentieth version of Konoha Law. He was reading some of the very beginning laws when he stopped midstep. He reread the clause over and over to make sure he was reading it right.
Konoha Jounin Sensei Law # 5: In time of potential war, the sensei may have current students live with him/her and ties to clans are broken beyond name...
"That's it!" He spun around and rushed back to the Hokage Tower, jumping up through the window.
The old man nearly fell out of his chair in shock. "Uzumaki? What brings you here in this maner?"
"There's a law that says when I have students I can have them live in my house."
Sarutobi blinked. "But the law says that in time of potential war."
"Aha but we are ninja, old man." Naruto chuckled, "There is always potential war out there. All that we need is a wrong thing said or a princess had her heart broken by a guy." He leaned over the desk, placing his hands on some files to stop Sarutobi. "Listen, this is why you have me. I either prevent a war or end a war with one clean kill. And another thing, one of my students is so chained up by her clan's rules that she can't advance in anything that she shows potential for. You let me have them and I'll make her into a prodigy!"
The Sandaime crossed his arms. "Alright, I'll let the clans know. It'll be your job to tell the students that."
Naruto smirked. 'They'll be my soldiers soon.'
***Sage***
Angel: Now it is finished just the way I want it. This is a different writing than what I am used to. I will actually have a Naruto who is kinda a meany.
Demon: This Naruto won't be anything like the canon. He'll be nice in public but he's a strict teacher and combatant. This doesn't mean he's evil.
Angel: Like I said before and I will say this at the beginning and end of every chapter until the end. This story will have Yaoi and Yuri! I don't want any flames because of being offended. We will put warnings in the middle of the story if you like the story and wish to avoid the Yaoi/Yuri content. This warning will be beside the Lemon warning for those illegal young readers. **wink** though I don't think that most of you will have a problem.
Demon: We would like to hear a lot of reviews for this story as we both have such a strong affiliation with this story primarily at the moment. **whispers** or until Angel loses interest and wants to go to her just Yaoi fic **pouts**
Angel: We hope you enjoyed this chapter!