Riley: Hoela homie g's, and welcome to interviewing the stars!
Sora: This is an interview? I thought we were supposed to be saving Kairi here?
Kairi: Sora, im right here you know?
Riley: Don't you people know it's rude to interrupt! Doesn't you mother teach you any manners!
Sora: Um, we don't have mothers…
Riley: Glares at him
Sora: cringes
Riley: As I saying before I got rudely interrupt, I will give all you fans of the Kingdom Hearts game a sneak peak at the lives of your favorite characters.
Random Fan- Where's the rest of them?
Riley: Crap! I almost forgot about the other victims, er, characters. Lady g's and gents, put your hands together for Goofy Donald and… the other people that I forgot the names of!
Donald, Goofy and other people she forgot the names of- Walk on stage
Roxas: I have a name you know.
Riley: Yeah I know, I just dint care enough to remember it.
Roxas: pouts
Namine: Who are you people, and why are you all looking at me? Im not creepy! Why are you so mean to meh?
Donald: Oh get a life!
Goofy: Donald, remember what your anger management consular said…
Riley: You go to anger management class?
Donald: Shut up!
Riley: Excuse, what was that?
Donald: Um sorry queen Riley, ill be a good boy! Promise!
Riley: You're forgiven.
Sora: How'd you get him to do that? He doesn't listen to anyone.
Riley: Im awesome, that's why.
Kairi: So, when do we start the interview?
Riley: Lovely question Mairi-
Kairi: It's Kairi.
Riley: That's what I said Lairi! Anyway ill be interviewing you separately every episode. Also-
Kairi: Who's going first?
Riley: Gods Jairi, didn't I tell you nawt to interrupt. If you'll let me continue for one minute, maybe-
Kairi: Okay fine.
Riley: I told you nawt to interrupt! Now where having 10 minutes of silence!
Kairi: But-
Riley: No buts! Cue the jeopardy music!
Stage dude: The old one or new one?
Riley: Hm, what do you guys think?
Sora: I like the new one.
Riley: One for the new one. Next?
Goofy: The old one, it's a classic!
Riley: Um, okay? One for the old one. Next.
Roxas: The new one, its way better.
Riley: 2 for the new one, next.
Namine: *sniff* the ol-old one.
Riley: 2 for the old one. I like vote for the old one, and that makes 3 (A/N I know math!) so the old one wins!
Kairi: Hey! I didn't choose!
Riley: Too bad. Stage dude, play the music!
Stage dude: Plays music
10 Minutes if Silence Memorable Moments:
1 min- Sora chewing his gum, loudly.
2 min- Riley smacking Sora
3min- Namine crying
4 min- Namine crying
5 min- Namine getting 'timeout'
6 min- Namine coming back from timeout in bruises
7 min- Kairi yells at Riley for no reason
8 min- Riley chases Kairi out the building
9 min- Kairi comes back with scars
10 min- Sora laughs but quickly stops when Riley mouths to him "Your next."
Riley- Well that was fun-
Kairi- Not for me…
Riley- glares at her
Kairi- cringes
Riley- As I was saying, that was fun! But sadly that's all the time we have left. Join us next time-
Riku- WAIT! We barley did anything!
Riley- Whoa, where did you come from?
Riku- I was here the whole time.
Riley- No you weren't.
Riku- Yes I was.
Riley- No you weren't.
Riku- Yes I was.
Riley- No.
Riku- Yes.
Riley- No you wer-
Sora- Can we get on with it already.
Riley- Fine. What do you want to do?
Riku- Dance!
Riley- To what?
Everyone: SANCTUARY!
Riley: Oh gods. Fine, cue the music!
Stage dude- We don't have sanctuary, but we do have the retarded running horse song (A/N check it out on you tube, its uberly funny!)
Riley: Want to dance to that?
Everyone: YEA!
Riley: Whatever. Play the music!
(Everyone starts to dance)
Riley: Join us next time on a next episode of,
Everyone: INTERVIWING THE STARS!
Kairi: I hate this show.
5 minutes later…
Riley: (beating up Kairi) you hate what?!
Kairi: Im sorry! Im sorry, your show rocks!
Thanks for reading. Seriously can you please review, I see how many people read the story, why are you guys so lazy to review? REVIEW I SAY!