THE GODS ARE TEACHERS?

A/N: this is set after TLO, that's why Hades is on mount Olympus and Nico is at camp half blood. Let's pretend HoO never happened.

Introduction: Zeus

Just a normal summer solstice meeting on mount Olympus, I thought. Poseidon is arguing with Athena about the city of Athens, Hera is trying to stop people arguing with Hades about people who've died and Apollo is still trying to think of something that rhymes with orange. Yup, just a normal meeting. The summer solstice always was just there, no one really did anything important then. And it ALWAYS ends in a disaster.

Last year Dionysus enchanted Apollo's throne to tie him up with grape vines. And the time before that Aphrodite managed to give all the girls makeovers without them realising, then Ares laughed at Athena so they all chased Aphrodite until they caught her and made her wear brown for a month. And the time before that when Hermes brought George and Martha with him and George had a huge spider, Need i even explain what happened? And the time before that- well you get the idea. This meeting i was hoping that it would end with me dismissing everyone calmly. For some reason, I doubted it.

Just then Aphrodite squealed with delight and said "OMG! I have just had the most totally amaze balls idea EVER!"

There was a lot of muttering at this. Since when had Aphrodite ever had a 'Totally amaze balls idea'- whatever the Hades that meant?

"What if instead of the older demigods teaching at camp half blood this year, like all of us go down and teach our kids everything we know about our powers?"

There was a stunned silence. How did Aphrodite think of this and not Athena? I turned to her and could see by the look on her face that she was thinking the same thing as me. Hephaestus was the first one to speak.

"I think that's a good idea actually, i would like to spend more time with organic lifefor- i mean my children."

Apollo looked thoughtful.

"Hmmm. I suppose my kids could help me with rhyming orange. I know morrange definitely isn't a word but-"

"I also agree." Interrupted Athena before he could get too distracted. "It will be a good bonding experience for all of us.

All of the gods looked at me.

"Fine" I said "as long as Demeter swears on the river Styx that she won't make it rain wheat again."

"That was a good summer!" she protested

"It was."

"The most."

"Horrible."

"Summer."

"EVER!"

Hermes and Apollo said.

"Fine." She grumbled "I swear on the river Styx."

Thunder boomed. Why does it do that anyway? I'm the god of thunder and even I don't know.

"Then it is decided." I said "this summer the gods of Olympus will go down to camp half blood to teach our children. You are dismissed."

They all departed, vanishing in golden bursts of light. This summer is certainly going to be the relaxing one trying to get the family back in shape my mind said. Shut up I told it.

A/N: Hey sorry for it being so short this is only the intro so i will make the actual chapters longer. I will try to update this as much as possible but i get quite distracted and forgetful. Also i've got homework and all sorts of other stuff. Sooo... Yeah. See you all soon hopefully, Peace out!

-DemigodAwesome