Disclaimer: I own neither Pit nor the Annoying Orange. After this, however, I will have probably stolen part of your sanity.
Hello, good people of the SSB fandom! Over in the Zelda fandom, I am known as The Legendary LittleBlueNayru of the Crack Pairings! And you're about to see why!
This exists because I love to profile-hop and take jokes seriously.
Hope you enjoy this, Foxpilot! Short but sweet...in more ways than one...
Tangy
"Hey! Hey, Pit!"
Pit sighed in exasperation and slammed his head against his desk.
"Pit! Hey Pit! Why do they call you Pit? Did you come out of Peach? AHAHAHAHAH!"
Pit slowly lifted his head off the desk with a pissed expression, clutching his forehead in one hand. His eyes began to darken.
"Are you Peach's baby? Peach plus Mario? AHAHAHAHAH!"
Pit grimaced. "Would you kindly sto-"
"Hey! Pit, hey! Hey, Pit!"
"...What."
"Are you made up of two halves?"
Pit blinked and stared at The Annoying Orange. "What?"
"Because two halves make a whole! And you're a hole! You're a pit! AHAHAHAHAH!" The Annoying Orange starting laughing loudly, making Pit groan in frustration once again. This Orange was really starting to annoy him. It couldn't shut up for even one damn second, and every syllable coming out its mouth was killing more of Pit's brain cells.
And yet... why was it that Pit felt attraction to the damn thing?
Perhaps it was the bright color of the Annoying Orange, standing out vividly against the backdrop of life. Perhaps it was its resilience, its stubborn refusal to either shut up or ripen and wither and die. It seemed that nothing could slow the Annoying Orange down, like it was the embodiment of absolute strength.
And perhaps it was how Pit secretly desired those alluring eyes, always squinting with smiles and laughter, and the bright, full lips that were always moving so rambunctiously... Pit wondered if the Annoying Orange was any good at kissing, what with the way it made its mouth so busy...
Pit had an idea. Grinning, he reached over to the Annoying Orange and picked it right up off the desk.
"Did you- AGGGHHH!" The Annoying Orange screamed, for Pit had locked lips with the talkative fruit and pressed them tightly together. After a moment, of simply savoring the soft, firm contact, Pit inserted his tongue into the Annoying Orange's mouth and began to explore, sucking at the fresh, sweet orange juice within its mouth, greedily swallowing it.
After a very delicious moment, Pit pulled away, leaving the Annoying Orange disoriented and shocked.
Pit grinned slyly. "You talk too much."
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