Hey everyone! Sorry about the long wait, I needed to build up the ideas for the new fic! Hope you enjoy the new fic! And I don't own Lost. And also, tons of stuff that happens in the show doesn't happen in this fic (such as Boone and Shannon dying, how could they?) or happens in a really screwed up order.

A long long time has passed since the Quiz Show. Michael built a raft, but it didn't really go so well, because it kept getting burned down and stuff. Billy led some of the survivors to a hatch, where a high score must be reached on Pac Man every 108 minutes. The raft blew up, Walt got stolen AGAIN and Michael, Jin and Sawyer met the survivors of the tail section of the plane. They are on their way back now...

Ana Lucia: Keep moving everyone! (Starts walking around the survivors.) C'mon! Work those hips! Michael, more leg movement! LIBBY! LESS LEG MOVEMENT! Sawyer, if you're gonna collapse, stop doing it during rehearsel! It's really distracting! We need to get this dance perfect for when we get back to their camp!
Libby: Ana! Michael's gone!
Jin: Michael! Michael! (Runs off.)
Eko: I'll go after him. (Runs off.)

A little later...

(Jin is running around with Eko following him.)
Jin: Michael! (Points at plant.)
Eko: That's a plant.
Jin: Michael! (Points at tree.)
Eko: It's a tree. It is not...
Jin: Michael!
Eko: THAT'S A BUSH! IT'S NOT MICHAEL!
Jin:...Walt?

Five minutes later...

(Jin keeps stopping at regular intervals to question whether or not something that CLEARLY ISN'T MICHAEL is Michael.)
Eko: Do you hear that?
Jin: Michael? (Eko hides them under a bush. They see people walking by, then they're gone. Jin and Eko get up, and walk to a river.)
Eko: I lost de trail. I'll go back and find it. (Walks off. Jin drinks water.)
Jin: (Looking at water) Michael? (Suddenly, Michael appears at the other side of the river!)
Michael: Why are you following me?
Jin: (Starts running up to Michael) Eko!
Michael: I'm Michael you idiot!
Jin: (Hugging him.) Eko! Eko!
Michael: Sure man, whatever...

On the other side of the island...

Sun: Do dee do dee...MY WEDDING RING! I CAN'T FIND IT!
Jack: Hello Sun! I'll tell you a story that doesn't make you feel any better about when I lost my wedding ring and bought a new one so my wife wouldn't be mad! (Walks off.)
Hurley: Hey Sun. Hear you lost your wedding ring.
Sun: How? I didn't tell anyone!
Hurley: Sawyer told me!
Sun: How does Sawyer know? (Sawyer waves a script up in the air.) Oh.
Hurley: I think...(yells at Sawyer) HEY SAWYER! WHAT WAS MY NEXT LINE?
Sawyer: I THINK THE DOG ATE IT!
Hurley: THANKS! I think the frog ate it.
Sawyer: IT'S DOG!
Hurley: WHAT?
Saywer: THE DOG ATE IT! NOT THE FROG!
Hurley: OH! I think the Bog ate it. (Sawyer throws the inhaler at Hurley, knocking him out. Kate walks by.)
Kate: Hey Sun, heard about your wedding ring.
Sun: How...never mind.
Kate: Jin'll be ok.
Sun: No he wont! I found the bottle!
Kate: Bottle?
Sun: The one with the messages in it.
Kate:...
Sun: From the raft?
Kate:...
Sun: The one that Jin was on! Geez!
Kate: Where is it?
Sun: I buried it. (They go over to where it was buried. Sun digs it up. Kate starts reading the messages.)
Kate: Oh hoh! Jamie has a girlfriend! But he's been cosy with Michelle since the island...
Sun: We shouldn't read those! (Snatches it. Pause.) Oh why not?
Kate: Hey Sun! Your wedding ring! (Sun looks down and sees her ring! YAY HAPPINESS! Sun puts it on and starts smiling and crying.)
Kate: Hey hey, it's okay.
Sun: It's not my wedding ring.

It feels good to be back! Sorry if this wasn't as funny as before, I'm getting back into the swing of this! Please read and review!