*slow jazz music starts to play as an audience, and stage that looks like
what Jerry Springer would have, is set up. with.., no, Rufus Shinra holding a
microphone about to--*
Rufus: GET ON WITH IT!!
*cough, ok, on with the show*
Audience: RUFIE! RUFIE! RUFIE!
Rufus: Welcome all. Today's show is about betrayal and the affair I had
with one of our guests.
*dead silence*
Rufus: That was a joke.
Audience: Oh.. *laugh*
Rufus: Let's meet our first guest. Faith! Come on out.
Faith: *runs out* RUFUS YOU SO SEXY!!
Rufus: *flatterd* I know.
Faith: o.o;;
Rufus: We heard that your sister's brother's aunt's cousin's friend's girlfriend's
father's daughter has stolen your Playstation. Then in six months she had brought
it back with no memory card. Is this true? *out of breath*
Faith: Yes, sexy, it is SO true. Like last night.
Rufus: *clears throat* Let's bring her sister's.. uh yeah out.
Audience: BBBBBBOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
???: What? WHAT? I DIDN'T DO IT!
Rufus: Let's see about that.
****Shinra-Cam****
???: *picks up the Playstation and runs*
*end, Shinra cam*
???: I did no such thing!
Rufus: First, what is your name.
???: YOU MEAN YOU GOT ME PREGNANT AND YOU DON'T
EVEN KNOW MY NAME!?!
Faith: WHAT!?!
*they go at each other*
*BBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP*
*BBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPP*
*BBBBBEEEEE..... EEEEEEEPPPPPP*
Rufus: Calm down! There's enough of me for the
both of you. We'll be right back after these messages.
--
Sexy Voice: Lust rate gone down? THEN GET ULTRA-POWER
VIAGRA! GUARANTEED TO WORK!! JUST CALL 1-800-THIS IS ACTUALLY
MARIJUANA- 0990. THANK YOU!
--
*suprisingly, Rufus, faith, and ??? are gone*
Rufus' voice: Sorry we didn't get to finish the show.
But, I'll do a quick final thought-- OHH YESS!!
*COUGH* Um.. BE A HOST OF A SHOW, GET
PLAYSTATION ROBBERS AND BURGLARY
VICTIMS ON TV AND YOU'LL SSSSCCCOOORRREEE!!
Wait, no, that happens every show. I love my looks.
'Til next time-- WWWWWHHHHHOOOOO!!!!
OH YES!!
END.
what Jerry Springer would have, is set up. with.., no, Rufus Shinra holding a
microphone about to--*
Rufus: GET ON WITH IT!!
*cough, ok, on with the show*
Audience: RUFIE! RUFIE! RUFIE!
Rufus: Welcome all. Today's show is about betrayal and the affair I had
with one of our guests.
*dead silence*
Rufus: That was a joke.
Audience: Oh.. *laugh*
Rufus: Let's meet our first guest. Faith! Come on out.
Faith: *runs out* RUFUS YOU SO SEXY!!
Rufus: *flatterd* I know.
Faith: o.o;;
Rufus: We heard that your sister's brother's aunt's cousin's friend's girlfriend's
father's daughter has stolen your Playstation. Then in six months she had brought
it back with no memory card. Is this true? *out of breath*
Faith: Yes, sexy, it is SO true. Like last night.
Rufus: *clears throat* Let's bring her sister's.. uh yeah out.
Audience: BBBBBBOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
???: What? WHAT? I DIDN'T DO IT!
Rufus: Let's see about that.
****Shinra-Cam****
???: *picks up the Playstation and runs*
*end, Shinra cam*
???: I did no such thing!
Rufus: First, what is your name.
???: YOU MEAN YOU GOT ME PREGNANT AND YOU DON'T
EVEN KNOW MY NAME!?!
Faith: WHAT!?!
*they go at each other*
*BBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP*
*BBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPP*
*BBBBBEEEEE..... EEEEEEEPPPPPP*
Rufus: Calm down! There's enough of me for the
both of you. We'll be right back after these messages.
--
Sexy Voice: Lust rate gone down? THEN GET ULTRA-POWER
VIAGRA! GUARANTEED TO WORK!! JUST CALL 1-800-THIS IS ACTUALLY
MARIJUANA- 0990. THANK YOU!
--
*suprisingly, Rufus, faith, and ??? are gone*
Rufus' voice: Sorry we didn't get to finish the show.
But, I'll do a quick final thought-- OHH YESS!!
*COUGH* Um.. BE A HOST OF A SHOW, GET
PLAYSTATION ROBBERS AND BURGLARY
VICTIMS ON TV AND YOU'LL SSSSCCCOOORRREEE!!
Wait, no, that happens every show. I love my looks.
'Til next time-- WWWWWHHHHHOOOOO!!!!
OH YES!!
END.