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INVADER ZIM: LOCKDOWN


Chapter 1:

A garbage worker waited on the freight elevator aboard the large ship known as the Massive. The flagship of the Irken battle fleet. The garbage worker piloted the hover drone of a pair of opening trap doors.

(Alarm sounds are heard.)

He pressed a button and all the garbage was dumped into space. The garbage worker closed the doors and proceeded to the freight elevator only to find an odd sight.

(Camera shows Tallest Purple cuddling with a teddy bear.)

"Teddy! My good buddy! After this new planet is conquered I'll get you a new nose and an eye! My own, my love, my precious!"

"Uh . . . . My Tallest?"

"AH! Ah, garbage worker 37 . . . What are you doing here?"

Purple quickly hid his teddy bear behind him.

"Just dumping off today's garbage."

"Oh, right. Carry on."

Awkward Silence afterwards.

(Camera now shows a door opening on the bridge and Tallest Purple enters.)

"Where have you been?" asked Tallest Red,

"I took the freight elevator with a garbage drone and nothing else happened!"

"O-Kay."

More Awkward silence. Thankfully a technician decides to speak.

"My Tallest, I have just received a signal I don't recognize. It seems to be beyond our computer's capabilities or so hold it's not in the memory banks."

"Log it. We'll take a look at that later. Is there anything else from that sector?" asked Red.

"There is a lot of interference in that sector. Something seems to be giving off a huge energy signature."

"How far away?"

"We're close but the interference makes it hard for the signal to broadcast. We can't translate but we believe it may be a distress signal."

"They probably just broke down (Red waves his hand at that) but why aren't they using a normal distress code?"

"I don't know, My Tallest. We can get a better look from our technicians on the observation deck. They should be able to get a better look."

"Well then do it."

"Yes, My Tallest."

(Camera shows a large room with Irken Technicians and massive telescope.)

"What have got for us?" asked Tallest Purple.

Screen shows a strange ship surrounded by debris. The scary part was that the ship was even larger than the Massive. The ship was long with its engine curved like a snail's shell with spikes coming out of it.

"What is that?" asked Red,

"I have no idea. We would have to get close for any solid reasons."

Are you crazy? That ship is larger than the Massive! The MASSIVE! That means that there is very advanced race aboard it and worse they might be . . . Tall!" wailed Purple.

"Calm down. We'll just send out our fighters to blow up that ship. We'll just take a steady approach into the field of debris, get the shields up and send out our fighters." said Red.

"Yes, my Tallest." said an Irken Technician.

In the hangar of the Massive thousands of Irken pilots raced towards their ships as the gigantic doors opened up and thousands of fighters flew out of the hangar towards the gigantic ship.

"My Tallest, it seems the trajectory of all this debris is moving towards that gigantic ship." said a technician.

"Why the heck is this thing all the way out here anyway?" asked Purple,

"My Tallest! Our fighters! They are reporting power loss and they are running on emergency power that's fading fast as well!"

"What? Full reverse! Now!" said Red.

There was a massive force that shook the ship hard and everyone was sent flying across the room.

"My Tallest, scans are picking some kind of force field around us! Main engines off line, communications are down, weapons systems are off line, and we've lost contact with our fighters!"

"What? How is this possible?" asked Red,

"What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? WHAT DO WE DO!" wailed Purple.

"Is there enough energy for a distress signal?" asked Red,

"There is, My Tallest, but once we send it out we can only communicate with our ships."

"Send out an emergency distress signal to all Invaders. Alert them to the situation and call them back." said Red,

"Yes, My Tallest."

"Sir, we have a transmission coming from the ship."

The screen showed a figure with red eyes covered by a dark cloak.

"Well, if isn't this a treat. The might flagship of the Irken fleet, the Massive, caught in my ship's tractor beam. All might Tallest, you look pathetic."

"Hey! You better shut up, Meanie or we'll blow you up!" said Purple,

"I don't think so. I monitored your ship and I know your weapon systems are off line. I usually don't dirty my hands but today will be an exception. How can I resist when I have the chance to wipe out the entire Irken Race."

"You wouldn't dare!" said Red,

"I don't see why not since you are destroying planets and races yourselves."

"Is everyone still mad at us for that?" asked Purple,

"Duh! And since you have just called for all Invaders to come it will be a treat to see all of them be trapped in my ship's tractor beam before I toss them and you into the sun of the Planet Jackers."

(Camera shows all Invaders returning and getting caught in the tractor beam of the ship.)

(Evil figure is laughing.)

"Now all that is all Invaders except . . . Zim."

(Camera flashes to Zim's house on Earth.)

"GIR! Get out of that tub of gravy now!" shouted Zim.

GIR is swimming in a tub of gravy.

"I'm hot tubing! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! GRAVY! GRAVY! GRAVY! GRAVY! GRAVY! GRAVY! GRAVY!"

A spatula flew right out and hit Zim in the face.

"AH!"

He fly's back and hits the wall.

"Oh! Master needs a hug!"